Many tacos to Pixie, Ecca-ban, and Real Stag for helping me with this fic, and telling me when it got too lame. Thanks guys.

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or any of the stuff in this fic, or I would have more than the thirty-five cents sitting on my desk.


"Gaz, I'm begging you, please let me follow you. You won't even know I'm there. Just let me take a few pictures of him and watch how he acts. I need to get onto Mysterious Mysteries blah blah blah…"

I ignored Dib's paranormal ranting, as usual. Sure, Zim acted a bit weird from time to time, but hey, so do I. That doesn't make me an alien, does it?

"Dib," I said in a low, threatening tone, "if you follow us on our date, if you are even anywhere NEAR Bloaty's, you will suffer my wrath. Dou you understand me?"

"Yes, but this is the opportunity of a lifetime…"

Scenes like this one had become common around our house since I had begun dating Zim. Who would've thought that I of all people would shut off my GS2 in order to interact with another person? I reflected on this as I ran a brush through my long violet hair. Dib was still in here ranting on! Unbelievable!

"Shut up Dib, go tell somebody who cares!"

Grumbling about a wasted chance, he slunk out of my room, presumably to go call his best and only friend Marc and rant some more about Zim. He stopped halfway to the phone when the doorbell rang. I went downstairs to see Zim and Dib yelling at full force.

"Filthy bigheaded stink human go and get your sister."

"Get out of my house, alien. And my head is NOT big!"

As fun as it would be to let them finish this, last time Dib ended up with three broken ribs and a bloody nose and Zim with a concussion and a sprained wrist, so I decided to settle it for them. Well, for now anyway.

"Zim, come on, let's go."

He then turned to me and asked, "Gaz, why does this hideous earth stink refuse to accept me as a normal human worm baby?"

So I had to tell Zim that Dib is just like that. Then I told Dib that I'd be home by ten thirty, at which point he would be DOOMED.


OK people, time to r+r. Tacos to anyone who reviews. More chapters coming as soon as I write them.