??????Tis A Watermelon: CHAPTEE FORE! ??????

I'm back... It's me, the narrator. She yelled at me last time, so this time I'll be brief. Common Room. Gryffindor. Weasly and Potter. About to embark on the most passionate, dangerous and meaningful journey of their lives, the journey into each other's-----

ME: OK! THAT"S ENOUGH!

Fine.

ME: (clears throat like Umbridge) Now, on with teh show!

RON: Aren't you supposed to leave now?

ME: I'm gone, shutup. (disappears)

HARRY: So... You can talk again, right?

RON: Yeah.

HARRY: So... whatcha wanna do?

RON: I dunno. What d'you wanna do?

HARRY: I dunno. What d'you wanna do?

RON: I dunno--- Ey, now don't start that again!

HARRY: Sorry.

RON: You know, Harry, I've been doing some thinking...

HARRY: (mumbles) That's a first.

RON: I think I need help... You know, what the muggles call "therapy..."

HARRY: Ron, there aren't enough days in the week for all the therapy you'd need.

RON: Hey, thanks!

HARRY: (slaps forheqd)

RON: Hey, check it out!

HARRY: What?

RON: She spelled forehead wrong.

HARRY: Where?

RON: (points up) Up there, when you slapped your head.

HARRY: What d'you know, you're right!

ME: (Appears) Will you two quit it?!

HARRY: Sorry, Profess--- I mean...

ME: (sighs)

RON: I almost called McGonagall "mum" once.

HARRY AND I: (staring at Ron)

RON: What?

HARRY: (slaps FOREHEAD again, spelled CORRECTLY!)

RON: Harry, it says "spelled CORRECTLY" on your forehead!

ME: Ooooops...

Hermione waltzes in and falls into a chair. Harry and Ron are momentarily shaken, but force themselves to recover quickly, ignoring the burning desire that singes the air----

ME: YOU"RE FIRED!

Wait, I'm sorry, I'll stop, I swear!

ME: You'd better.

HERMIONE: May I please say my lines now?

ME: (vanishes)

HERMIONE: I just had the most wonderful time!

HARRY: With Snape?

HERMIONE: No, you dolt, with Viktor! What do you mean with Snape?

HARRY AND RON: (look at each other)

HERMIONE: what?

HARRY: Hermione... you ran off with him earlier...

RON: And you called him... your "fetish"....

HERMIONE: You two have a horrible sense of humor. (turns up nose and stomps up stairs)

RON: What's with her?

HARRY: (shrugs) Women...

ME: HEY!

RON: Hey, you didn't say "appear"...

ME: (APPEAR!)

RON: I have a question.

ME: Sure...

RON: Have you ever seen a Llama---

HARRY: Kiss a Llama

RON: On the Llama?

ME: Oh. My. God. (vanishes and reappears to keep an eye on crazy students)

HARRY: so.....

RON: So....

STAY AROUND FOR TEH NEXTY CHAPTARYYY!