Tis a Watermelon Chapter FOIVE!!!!!!
This is a continuance of the last chapter, which was getting too long anyways, so the Author cut it short, stupid git that she is...
ME: You wanna end up as a mud puddle?
Stopping.
HARRY: Whatcha wanna do?
RON: I dunno, what d'you wanna do?
HARRY: You.
RON: I dunno, what d'you---- Omigod...
ME: (vanishes in lightning speed), CURSE YOU NARRATOR!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
HARRY: Ron... did I just say that?
Yes, he had, he had said it and meant it. For the Narrator has stolen the Author's powers, and will continue making the Harry Potter universe a MISERABLE AND SLASH-PAIRED PLACE, WITH ADULTERY AND EVERYTHING!
MUAHAHA, AHAHAHAAA, AHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
ME: Whoa..... Bring on the Watermelons. (gets hit in head by flying watermelon)
BWAHAHAHAAA--------MMMPH!
ME: (stuffs watermelon down narrator's throat) HOW D"YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, YOU SICK FREAK!
HARRY AND RON: (kissing violently)
ME: KNOCK IT OFF! EVERYONE! NOW!!!!!
(crickets chirp)
SPIKE: (from off set) Can I go home now?
ME: Yessss.....
RON: Fwa foo fwabble fing noooooooot?
SPIKE: What the hell?
HARRY: Not again.....
DRACO: (appears from out of nowhere again) Does anyone else see that?
ALL: See what?
DRACO: (points off set) THAT!
SPIKE: Holy shit....
HARRY: It's... It's....
ME: IT'S A WALKING WATERMELON! EVERYBODY RRUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
ALL: (run in separate directions)
Hack, pthew, ugh! God, she's trying to kill me now.... Where is everyone?
GANNON: Beats me. I start walking over here and they all run away.
Why?
GANNON: It's because I'm green. They're all racist, no one understands...
I understand... I always understand, I am the narrator.
GANNON: Good enough for me.
So... Ever seen the back of a '52 Mustang?
GANNON: Can't say I have... (grins)
ME: IT"S OVER NOW! THE END! THIS IS INSANITY!
... Am I fired?
