Tis a Watermelon Chapter FOIVE!!!!!!

This is a continuance of the last chapter, which was getting too long anyways, so the Author cut it short, stupid git that she is...

ME: You wanna end up as a mud puddle?

Stopping.

HARRY: Whatcha wanna do?

RON: I dunno, what d'you wanna do?

HARRY: You.

RON: I dunno, what d'you---- Omigod...

ME: (vanishes in lightning speed), CURSE YOU NARRATOR!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

HARRY: Ron... did I just say that?

Yes, he had, he had said it and meant it. For the Narrator has stolen the Author's powers, and will continue making the Harry Potter universe a MISERABLE AND SLASH-PAIRED PLACE, WITH ADULTERY AND EVERYTHING!

MUAHAHA, AHAHAHAAA, AHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

ME: Whoa..... Bring on the Watermelons. (gets hit in head by flying watermelon)

BWAHAHAHAAA--------MMMPH!

ME: (stuffs watermelon down narrator's throat) HOW D"YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, YOU SICK FREAK!

HARRY AND RON: (kissing violently)

ME: KNOCK IT OFF! EVERYONE! NOW!!!!!

(crickets chirp)

SPIKE: (from off set) Can I go home now?

ME: Yessss.....

RON: Fwa foo fwabble fing noooooooot?

SPIKE: What the hell?

HARRY: Not again.....

DRACO: (appears from out of nowhere again) Does anyone else see that?

ALL: See what?

DRACO: (points off set) THAT!

SPIKE: Holy shit....

HARRY: It's... It's....

ME: IT'S A WALKING WATERMELON! EVERYBODY RRUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

ALL: (run in separate directions)

Hack, pthew, ugh! God, she's trying to kill me now.... Where is everyone?

GANNON: Beats me. I start walking over here and they all run away.

Why?

GANNON: It's because I'm green. They're all racist, no one understands...

I understand... I always understand, I am the narrator.

GANNON: Good enough for me.

So... Ever seen the back of a '52 Mustang?

GANNON: Can't say I have... (grins)

ME: IT"S OVER NOW! THE END! THIS IS INSANITY!

... Am I fired?