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A Voldemort-Daughter Parody
Chapter
Two: The Unusual,
Uneventful
reSorting
Finally the silence broke with a murmur. Ron looked up at his sister. "Ginny, can we talk outside?" Ron asked slowing, as if there was something more important on his mind. "This is important, in a my best friend is going mad and there as to be a logical reason for her- madness."
"Ron, I can't understand you. You're babbling," Ginny said, walking out of the compartment she shared with Luna and Neville. "Is there something wrong with Harry?" Ron looked disappointed at her and shook his head. "Hermione?"
"Yes," Ron simply replied and explained the whole unbelievable situation to his sister.
Ginny smiled, revealing her doubts about Ron's story. "Are you sure Hermione didn't change over the summer?"
"She's calling herself 'Hermione Brittanie Granger' but this isn't the point. You have to agree with me. That isn't Hermione; the real Hermione is locked up somewhere. She as to be, that girl with Harry is an imposter. You have to believe me, right?" Ginny was never used to Ron begging for her help with something important, so, she concluded, this must be true.
"Ok, Ron, I will help. What do you want me to do?" Ginny said.
Ron looked at her. "No, not right now," He looked over his shoulders '"Hermione' and her cult following might have grown to including dozens of students now. It isn't safe to talk about it on the train…"
Ginny merely laughed, "Ron, you are being paranoid. Don't worry about me; I can take care of myself. I will just make sure that Luna, Neville, or me doesn't talk to her. Oh, or Harry, Draco, and anyone that seems to be out of character. Okay?"
Ron looked down at his feet realizing that Ginny was, once again, correct. He was being slightly paranoid. "Okay," Ron smiled before he continued with he thought, "your right, we shouldn't," he paused, losing his train of thought, "don't talk to them until we get to Hogwarts and if you don't mind I am going to sit with you. I don't think I can take stomach another minute with Hermione Brittanie Granger and her coven of prats"
Ginny smiled, revealing that trademark Weasley smile. "Of course can sit with us, Ron. We welcome you. Seriously, we'll love the extra company," she said. Ginny moved out the way for Ron could open the door, they walk in with a somewhat happy mood
After a few minutes, Ron thought it was best to go back to his original compartment. "Are you sure you want to go back, Ron?"
"Yeah, I am sure. I think I can handle them now." Ron simply walked away not knowing how his friends (and Draco) will react to him now.
Meanwhile… (A/N: I can't write a good transition, so yeah. Give me good reviews anyways. omgwtfbbq)
"You are kidding me, right? Why should you carry Hermione Brittanie Granger's bags? I knew her longer, I was her friend longer, and, uh, yeah! I loved her longer then you." said Harry to Draco and Draco… well, Draco was just shocked that his new found friend would say something that mean to him.
"Harry, you lie! You just like her because she had her "uber-hottne3s!1!" transformation, There I said it," Draco looked down at his hands, Harry throw his arms up in outrage (a/n: wait, is that possible?), and Hermione Brittanie Granger just fanned her beautiful self. Oh, right. This is also where Ron come in (A/N: but, no cares about him. I mean, it's Ron! hehehe).
"Oh, Ron. You came back to us. We missed so much," Hermione Brittanie Granger said in the most elegant way. "Do come and help me with my bags."
"Er. What?"
"You missed Ron! Draco and I argued for a hour over who gets to carry 'Mione Brittanie Granger's bags and then we, we, we decide to carry them together, you know, since the train rides ends…" Harry looks at his watch ("I thought your watch didn't work in the train," Ron said.), "…now. Let's go Draco and Hermione, I mean, 'Mione. I sorry. I didn't mean to call you that. I hang my head in shame."
"Oh! Don't cry, Harry, don't cry." Hermione Brittanie Granger proceed to pat Harry's head. "It is okay, I won't kill you over such a--"
"Wait! How are we at Hogwarts? When I was only gone a hour, it usually takes all day, I think, to get to Hogwarts. Are we in some weird time warp? Because if we are, I'm not fully prepared for that." Ron knew he either had to figure out what happened to Hermione or die trying (even if he thought that it was a bit cliché) and when he thought it couldn't get much worse, for the first time in history, a resorting happened.
"Welcome to another year at Hogwarts…" That is usually when Ron starts to turns out Dumbledore's 'Welcome Back to Hogwarts' speech, since every year was the same, he just assumed that he wasn't missing much. Every yearMinerva McGonagall, the Deputy Headmistress and Transfigurationprofessor, comes in with the first years to get them sorted, the introductions of the teacher, which seemed to be redundant for the older students, and then the feast, in Ron's opinion, is the best part of the opening ceremony. But this year was different, it seemed different, and it felt different. Finally after observing his potatoes to the point that he thought he saw them actually moved, Ron noticed something. 'Hermione' wasn't sitting with Harry, Ginny, or himself, but she was in line to get sorted-- again? "… For the first time in the history of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy, we are having a resorting. It came to our attention that this student, Hermione Brittanie Granger, had been told a life changing truth that may have distorted her previous sorting. Hermione Granger, please sit down."
In a timeless fashion, Hermione Brittanie Granger went to sit down on the stool. Her beautiful gold dress flowed down to the stair where it met the white shoes she was wearing, being resorted is a honor for the Granger-Riddle family. "Please, allow me to sit the hat on my head," she politely put the hat on her head. "Sort me."
"Slytherin!" the Sorting Hat said with a hint of surprise. Almost immediately Hermione Brittanie jumped up to join her boyfriend, Draco, and a cheering Slytherin crowd and Gryffindor mourned the lost of their best and brightest classmate, housemate, and friend.
"What just happened here?" said Ron, being the first one to break the silence. Of course, no one listened to him anyways. They were all still mourning the lost of Hermione Jane Granger, or at least the girl they though was her.
Next time on A Voldemort-Daughter Parody:
"What do you mean it happened before?" Ron was surprised to hear such news. "Why didn't we know this before? Where didn't you find out the information?"
Ginny looked up reveling that she was reading directly from a book. "Honestly, Ron, how many times did Hermione tell you and Harry to read Hogwarts: A History? This book is full information; it's very helpful with figuring out what happened to Hermione."
"So, you believe me now?"
"Without a doubt, I believe that Hermione isn't who says she is. Now, allow me to tell you our best case scenario." Ginny said seriously while putting down her book.
Will Ron and Ginny figure out the mystery between Hermione, her transformation, and her Death Eater connection? How will Snape react with Hermione Brittanie Granger now in Slytherin? How many students and friends was infected by Hermione Brittanie? Stay tuned to A Voldemort-Daughter Parody.
