Kim Possible and Street Hawk: The Wedding Sitch p 6

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Satisfying a Craving and Going After a Quack

After Mrs. Renton had cried herself to sleep, Ron and the others remove their masks and have a discussion while Ron modifies the pizza to satisfy Kim's craving.

Ron says, "So, let me get this straight. The quack I punched is the same bozo that caused Felix to be in that wheelchair. Now, if that doesn't beat all."

Norman and Bonnie gasp. Bonnie then asks, "You punched him? How did it feel?"

Ron is about to reply when Kim says, "It was badical. The quack was disrespecting Ron and then he disrespected me. So Ron let him have a fist in the face."

Norman asks, "Why would he disrespect you, Ron?"

Ron replies, "I refused to bend my knee so I wouldn't blow the operation. Of course, he knew nothing about it as far as I can tell. He even told me to get rid of Rufus. But still, I told him I couldn't bend what I don't have and KP came to my defense. He then called her a single, knocked-up, little. I didn't let him finish. Nobody disses my Fiancee and gets away unharmed." That said, he puts the finishing touches on the pizza and decides to warm it up some, to allow the extra ingredients to meld with the pizza.

Kim smells the pizza and grins. "It smells wonderful, honey. I just hope it won't be too warm."

Bonnie can only blanch and run out of the room, screaming and yelling, "Now, that is way too weird to even think about!"

Norman watches with morbid fascination as Ron and Kim exchange a passionate kiss while waiting for the pizza to finish re-heating. He then asks, "How can you stand weird combinations like that?"

Kim and Ron look at each other and Kim asks, "You've never been around a pregnant lady before, have you?" When Norman shakes his head no, she says, "When a woman is expecting, she has cravings for strange food combinations, like, for example, pickles and ice cream. My cravings are a little more bizarre. Just today, I was eating waffles with ice cream and chocolate syrup. It's probably all melted by now. Oh, the pizza's done."

Ron chuckles evilly and opens the microwave, saying, "For the beautiful Mother-to-be, one cheese pizza with marshmallows, chocolate chips, peanut butter and bananas. Eat in good health." Kim can only giggle as she gets ready to chow down.

Bonnie comes back into the kitchen and sees Kim about to eat the strange meal. She then starts gagging and runs out the other way, screaming. She then hears Mrs. Renton start to stir and puts her mask back on. She goes to Mrs. Renton's side and asks, "Are you okay, Mrs. Renton?"

Mrs. Renton replies, "Yeah, War Bird. I just heard screaming. What's going on?"

War Bird replies, "It's just Sand Hawk and her craving. It freaked me out quite a bit."

Mrs. Renton chuckles and says, "I remember those days. Thinking of, how did you get your names? Your parents didn't like you or something?"

War Bird chuckles and replies, "No, we named ourselves after the vehicles we operate. See that helicopter there? That's War Bird. Inside that chamber, is Street Hawk. Sand Hawk's vehicle is inside our plane, Sky Base, at an air field. With Sky Base, we can go anywhere in the world." They then hear a thunderous belch. War Bird then says, "That's gotta be Sand Hawk. I'll go check and be sure she's okay. I'll also tell them you're awake."

War Bird then walks away and into the kitchen. She yells, "Are you out of your mind? Do you know how crass that is? You may be pregnant, but please, calm the belches down a bit. Oh, Mrs. Renton's awake. She heard me screaming. Sorry about that, you guys. It just freaked and grossed me out."

They all say, "Don't worry about it."

Sand Hawk then says, "Don't worry, War Bird. Someday, you'll through the exact same thing like I am. It's no biggie. The pizza was delicious, though." She then giggles and soon War Bird starts laughing as well. When they get done, the others put their masks back on and go back to work.

One hour later, Street Hawk, Mrs. Renton and the man are still patching the wheels on the wheelchair back together. Street Hawk is proving himself to be quite adept as well, doing spot welds, grinding and buffing the spots where he had welded the broken pieces back together.. Sand Hawk and War Bird are looking up possible ways of the quack finding the Rentons. Mrs. Renton sees Sand Hawk gently stroking her belly, seemingly humming contentedly.

Mrs. Renton comes up and says, "I know what you're going through, Sand Hawk. I've been there before. Since you and Street share the same last name, I'm guessing you're married even though you ride vehicles with the same last name."

Sand Hawk replies, "We're married as much as we can be. We haven't done the Official ceremony, but it's very hard to have an official wedding when you're considered to be vigilantes by the Authorities."

Mrs. Renton mulls this over and she says, "That makes sense.I feel I can trust you. It seems I'm going to be a Grandmother. Oh, thinking of, will it be safe if I call Tara? She's bound to be worried about Felix."

"Sure, no problem, Mrs. Renton. The phone's right here."

"Thank you." She then dials Tara's number and asks, "Is Tara there? She isn't? Any idea when she'll be home? She went to see Felix? Okay, I'll call the Hospital. Thank you." She then dials the Hospital and says, "This is Mrs. Renton. Is Tara King there? Yes, she's visiting with Felix. She didn't show up? Okay, thank you." She hangs up the phone, very worried. "Tara is not at home and she didn't show up at the Hospital. I'm worried."

Sand Hawk nods and says, "Street, we have a problem." Street Hawk comes over and Mrs. Renton fills him in.

Without a word, Street Hawk goes over to the suit rack and gets his suit, helmet and firearm. He then goes into the changing room to change. As he changes, War Bird goes to the console and opens the cycle's chamber. Mrs. Renton watches the chamber open and sees the motorcycle. Street Hawk comes back out, armored suit, helmet and gun. He then pulls it out of the holster, gets a magazine, slams it home and primes the weapon. He nods in satisfaction and re-holsters the weapon.

Mrs. Renton sees this and asks, "Is he allowed to have that gun?"

Sand Hawk replies, "The rules have changed since the world has. In order to survive, you have to change with them."

Mrs. Renton asks, "Is he going to find Tara?"

War Bird replies, "Who knows? He may find that loser and Tara. Hopefully, she'll be all right. Street Hawk once saved her, several months ago." Mrs. Renton can only nod as Street Hawk mounts the cycle and starts off.

Once on the street, Street Hawk starts toward the quack's office, hoping he'll be lucky enough to find him there. Once he arrives at the office, he sees the lights are on inside. He thinks, 'Rather unusual time for an Ob/Gyn to be in. Then again, this guy is no Ob/Gyn.'

He dismounts the cycle and sees a horrifying sight. Tara is spread eagle on a table and the quack is about to inject some kind of liquid into her.