Rum Tum Tugger's Guide to Dating
A CATS Fanfiction
By Electric Fire
Parte Uno
Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore, Sighed Quaxo, whom you may also know as the Magical Mister Misoffelees.
Misto, as his friends liked to call him, was speaking to the silent morning that surrounded him.
He took a lap of his warm saucer of cream and thought for a minute, If he is such a bore, why do all the kittens and queens love him?
The magical Jellicle shook his head, It doesn't make sense! I'm lovable, kind - why, I have magical powers for Deuteronomy's sake! What has he got that I haven't?
How about ten tons of handsome appeal'? Mungojerrie said, crawling out of the pipe from the junkyard and into Quaxo's small liar, You know, you could answer the door once in a while..
Thanks Mungo. That was just what I needed to hear... the cat sighed and lapped up the rest of his cream, What are you doing here? Without your sister no less?
Mungojerrie grinned playfully, Why can't your ol' pal Mungojerrie stop in for a visit occasionally? Quaxo raised his eyebrows and Mungo continued, I did happen to come upon a somewhat... interestin' item recently, and I thought I'd show it to you, and get a second opinion of sorts.
Meaning you stole it, Correct?
Why! I am hurt, I am! the cat burglar cat grinned, Here it is, in any case.
Mungojerrie handed a small leather-bound book to Quaxo, who glanced over it, Leave it with me a little while, and I'll get back to you. That all right with you?
The other cat just grinned, Sure... whatever you say, Misto. I'll catch you up later than, bye!
Goodbye Mungo. After his guest was gone, Quaxo sat down and cleaned the dirt of the book cover.
The sun glinted of the gold stamped letters and seemed to illuminate the room.
Perhaps this book is magical after all, Quaxo thought, but thought vanished from his mind as he read the title.
RUM TUM TUGGER'S GUIDE TO DATING
