This didn't really take much effort to make, but I thought, "Hey, what the
heck! Might as well put it up here."

I'm Proud to be Gollum
I'm proud to be Gollum,
Where at least I know there's fish!
And I won't forget the fish that died,
That gave me all those fish!
And I proudly stand up,
Dive into a pool,
And catch some more fish!
Oh, I'm proud to be Gollum,
Precious bless the fish!
Err, yeah. told you it was random. or did I?