Disclaimer: (hey I think I forgot to put one of these on the first one… oops…) well obviously I'm too weird and loser-ish to be J.K. Rowling… so, therefore… I own nothing… well except Mandi… ha ha ha… she's just like me! Alright so it wasn't that funny, but you can't make fun of me because I'm stupid…ok, maybe you can… just try to do that being my back will you? thanx!
Chapter One: Wake Up Call!
Rogue awoke early this morning like she always did to go wake up Alice so together they can attempt to get Mandi up. No offense to her, (a/n: she really is a sweetheart) but she is a pain in the arse to get up! (a/n: hey just like me!-) Anyway, off to the lovely task of getting Mandi up… oh joy.
Rogue walked from her corner bunk bed over to the other where Alice slept. She gently shook her and Alice mumbled what Rogue thought to be something that sounded like 'purple penguins'. She shrugged it off as Alice sat up.
"Morning", said Rogue.
"ugh, is time already to wake up Mandi?"
"Unfortunately, yes. But it's our job now. Mark our any of the other supervisors won't come near her after what happen to Miss Sue.
"Oh yeah. But a black eye is nothing compared to my broken nose from last year… that sucked… god Mandi sure has a wicked high kick doesn't she?"
Rogue laughed, "yeah she sure does… that's why I'm making you dump the ice water!"
"Hey no fair! I did it last time!"
"well last I did I broke something. You only bruised you shin bone when she kicked you off. (a/n: Mandi sleeps on top of Alice's bunk) that overrules. So there." Rogue stuck her tongue out.
"Look, let's both do it together. Ok?"
"ugh! Fine…"
"Here's the bucket," said Alice pulling it out from under her bed.
'Ok be back in a minute."
Rogue then walked down to the kitchen where the house elves made their food. (a/n: keep in mind they all don't know that they're witches. But they do know they can do some weird things, because everyone they're could. But the supervisors don't tell them until they get their letters. And they had all made friends with the house elves from having to go down there so much to get Mandi's water. Anyway sorry for rambling… just wanted to make that clear. On w/ the story now!) She went up to a portrait of an apple, a carrot, banana, and a cucumber. Then she tickl- just kidding!
"Hey guys! Wake up!"
The apple opened its eyes. Then the carrot and the banana woke up, too. Cucumber was snoring until apple grew a foot and kicked her in the head.
"Hey! That hurt!" said cucumber.
"umm… and I care why?" apple said, obviously not caring.
Rogue knew this would soon start an argument so she quickly intervened. After all, if it got bad, people would begin to question why an apple was chasing a cucumber around all the portraits beating the crap out of it.
"Guys!"
"what? Oh hey Rogue. I kinda forgot you were there. A certain cucumber made sure of that! ahem, don't want to mention any names… Coughcucumbercough"
Rogue shook her head at apple's stupidity. "ok guys I gotta get-"
"Mandi's ice water."
" We know." Said the wise, all-knowing carrot and banana.
"ugh! Know-it-alls!"
"Ugh! Know-nothing-at-alls!" mocked the carrot right back.
"Anyway!" interjected Rogue once again.
"Go right in" said banana.
"Thank you!" Rogue exclaimed red in the face. (She has quite a temper)
They opened up and let her in the kitchens.
"Miss Rogue, can Hammy get you your water then morning?" asked the little house elf.
"Yes, that would be lovely. Thank you Hammy."
A few minutes later, Rogue was on her way upstairs with a big buck full of ice, cold water…
(the coolest) Author (ever) Notes:
And the fun began… muhahahaha! ahem ok, sorry that was weird… well review, flame, eat a tub full of blue jello without using your hands while wearing two different socks…(I was dared that once…) or whatever floats you boat! lov ya people!
And… life's biggest unanswered question is…
What good could possibly come from a day that begins by getting up?
True, no? and they mean besides reading my story…- anyway, chao!
