I actually got this from a friend, but she WANTED me to put it up here. You
might know her, a nice evil lass named Linriel.
Merry the red nosed hobbit
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glowed
All of the other hobbits
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor merry
Join in any hobbit games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Gandalf came to say
Merry with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my way tonight?
Then how the hobbits loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Merry the red nosed hobbit
You'll go down in history
might know her, a nice evil lass named Linriel.
Merry the red nosed hobbit
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glowed
All of the other hobbits
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor merry
Join in any hobbit games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Gandalf came to say
Merry with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my way tonight?
Then how the hobbits loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Merry the red nosed hobbit
You'll go down in history
