Yay. Another song. It's been a while.

Gollum the Former Hobbit

You know Merry, and Pippin, and Frodo, and Samwise,

Bilbo, and Fatty, and old Gaffer Hamfast.

But do you recall

The most creepy (ex) Hobbit of all?

Gollum, the former Hobbit,

Has some very grey-green skin.

And if you ever saw him,

You might think he was too thin.

All of the other Hobbits,

Used to point and run away.

They sent away poor Smeagol

To never see the light of day.

Then one dark and creepy time,

Bilbo came to say:

"Gollum, with your eyes so bright,

I'm gonna steal your ring tonight!"

Then how the dwarves loved him,

But Gollum was furious.

"Bilbo, you stupid fat Hobbit!

You have stole our precious!"

That was fun. Pwease review!