Disclaimer: I don't own any Harry Potter characters or references that have been used int he book or movie. The rest are mine.
A/N: Btw, this is the 7th year for Harry and the gang. Right now, it's near the beginning of the summer vacation. Just for clarification. ;) Anyway...please review after you finish reading, and tell me how I'm doing! Without further adooooooooooooo (I love that, sorry)...
Suddenly, they heard a shout outside, and they raced outside to see what was happening. A very frustrated form was trying to get into the house, but not succeeding very well.
Dumbledore rushed out, apologizing profusely, but his eyes nevertheless holding their twinkle.
"I'm so very sorry, we have many different shields and spells to protect the place…" He apologized, and quickly made a gap for her to slip through. As she entered, she slid the hood on her cloak down, revealing a tanned face, with piercing, wary night eyes so dark you couldn't see the pupil. Her eyes were always moving, like popcorn in a microwave, blazing and emotionless. Her rather short body had strips of muscles all wiring her lean body like a panther. She looked like a lady who didn't want to be pissed off.
"Nice trick Fire Ass." She spat, obviously agitated. Fire Head beamed.
"Did you get all of it?" He asked hopefully, grinning like a clown.
"You fool." Her displeasure answered his question, and his grin spread wider.
"So, this is Amaya, the Dark Lord." Sody said, rather unnecessarily. Sirius's eyebrows were raised up to the brink of vanishing.
"Nice to meet you." Sirius managed to stick out his hand for greeting. After all, he never lost his manners for long around girls, even if they arrived at his house with a bang.
"Black. I admire your style." She said coolly, shaking his hand.
"So, want to take the grand tour?" Sirius asked smoothly. They all nodded, and Sirius went through the rooms boredly, but enjoying the fact that they all looked impressed.
Amaya was viewing the rest of the mansion with evident interest. Suddenly, she was tackled by two red headed twins who had come to the Black mansion for a visit. Their joke shop was doing amazingly well, and the Weasly Wonder's Joke Shop was now a household name.
"Oof." She grunted, landing on her stomach. As she got up and brushed herself off with dignity, the twins were all over her excitedly.
"You're the Dark Lord, right?"
"Meaning that you can-"
"Do illegal stuff"
"Without fear of"
"PENALTY!" They both chorused. Amaya blinked, and then broke into a wide grin. She was beginning to get the feeling that everyone in the house was serious, and hellbent on destroying Voldemort. Of course, that was the primary reason why she was here, to recognize Black Magic, but it was nice knowing that not all of them were goody little angels.
Of course, she knew Black since their school days, and knew of his troublemaking habits, but that had been a long time ago. Seven years ago, to be exact. (A/N: cough foreshadowing for an event coming soon of going back in time cough)
"That's the gist of it, yeah." She was interrupted by a disapproving Sody.
"Of course, we never abuse our power, because there is a huge penalty for that." He said pompously.
"Aw, lighten up Sod Face." Aqua squirted a jet of water from his thumb at Sody and then aimed it at Amaya. She squeezed her eyes shut until Aqua quit, and everyone was laughing. Even the twins were laughing at their embarrassed heroine, and Sirius was smiling.
She shook herself, and straightened. Aqua was currently sharing a great bellow of laughter with Fire Head, and she narrowed her eyes. She took out her want, fourteen inches of pure black ice.
"Dianalise!" She whispered, and immediately, the men had strained expressions on their faces, as if they were constipated or they forgot something particularly important.
"Stop it!" Mother snapped sharply. Amaya paid no heed. The men's expression changed fleetingly, ranging from ecstasy to agony and everything in between. Amaya watched closely, with a faint hint of a smile on her face. Sirius watched with widened eyes, and Sody gaped at the spell. Mother was currently berating Amaya, who wasn't paying any attention to the indignant mother hen.
"Are you quite finished?" Molly came up, with a disapproving glare at Amaya. She blinked, pasted a fake smile on her face, and muttered the counterspell. Azortil gasped for air, and Aqua looked strangely pale.
"Wow! Mum, wasn't that bloody amazing? Can you show us that? We might use them for our Thousand Sense Lollipops." George asked in fascination.
"Thousand Sense? Where'd you get that name? Wouldn't Constipation Candy be better?"
"We need something that sounds remotely grown-up. After all, we need to cater to our adult consumers as well. This is a prime example of how to get some grown up revenge without using a wand. Perfect!" George began, and Fred caught on, finishing the statement.
"Boys!" Molly gasped. Even though they were considered adults in the wizarding community already, and extremely famous ones for their famous Weasly Wonder's Joke Shop, she still referred to them fondly as her 'little troublemakers'.
"Sorry Mum. Anyway, Amaya, come right this way…" They marched her to their room, presumably to get a collection of her spells. She winked at them, and turned around to say,
"You know Kat, since the house is so big, perhaps Molly would like to learn a couple new spells on how to keep this place clean…And Sody, I'm sure you would be the gentleman to assist Mrs. Weasly."
Molly immediately blushed, and Kat, being Amaya's close friend, caught on quickly and went on to show Molly some spells, while Amaya went to plot the Thousand Sense Candy with the twins.
"HARRY!" Sirius yelled in delight, as our favorite Potter came bounding up, with his friends tagging along. It was going to be an eventful summer vacation…
A/N: Again, I'm hoping for maybe 5 reviews, hopefully? AND THEY WILL COME FROM YOU! Hehe, until next time...