Ok chapter 2, thanks for the reviews!

Shikimaru groaned as he regained consciousness. He sat up quickly and surveyed the scene. Crap the three sound nin were gone, and only Sakura seemed active. Shikimaru gaped in shock, Sakura appeared to be moaning and clutching her chest...then...she jammed her hand down her skirt, screamed and collapsed unconscious. Quickly stuffing a bandage up his nose to stifle the copious flow of blood, Shikimru attempted to banish that extremely potent image from his thought process and began to check on the rest of his troops. All of them seemed unconscious and where they fell save Hinata, she was at the edge of the clearing clutching the package to her chest.

Good on you Hinata thought Shikiamru, didn't think you had that kind of drive. He reached down to retrieve the package and froze. His hand was different, clad in a light purple sleeve and far too small...also his fingernails were pink...bright pink...checking his hair in mounting terror he found a neat bun and floppy blond fringe in place of his Nara clan topknot. "This...this is beyond troublesome" he muttered. He then performed a very similar checklist to the Hyuuga genius. It is to his credit that he avoided fainting, his very feminine scream did manage to wake nearly everyone else.

Sakura awoke at once, that was Ino screaming, she leapt upright, and instantly felt odd. Her balance was off and she felt...strong, much stronger than normal. Then she saw herself sitting against a tree gently rocking to herself. "Its just a genjutsu...just a genjutsu...Byakugan!, come on work"

Hmmm thought Sakura, that isn't like me at all. Wait, I'm me and I'm here not over there. She looked down at her body...swathed in bandages and covered in a tight green jumpsuit with accompanying orange legwarmers all her advanced analytical mind allowed her to do was realise the full horror of her situation all the faster. She didn't even need to check her head for a bowlcut and a pair of exceptionally bushy eyebrows.

Hinata sprang to her feet and immediately looked about for her friends, there was Shino and Kiba...but where was Naruto-kun? A feeling of panic began to fill her heart, "Naruto-kun?, NARUTO-KUN?" Ino turned and groaned, "Ino-san, where is Naruto?" she asked anxiously

"Damn" replied "Ino" "I don't need this...is that you Hinata?"

"Wh-what o-of course I'm Hinata, who else could I ever be."

"That's the wrong day to say that" sighed "Ino" she grasped Hinatas forearm and raised it to her sight, it was clad in a very familiar bright orange sleeve. "Naruto hasn't gone anywhere exactly"

Hinata fainted.

This is going to get more and more troublesome thought Shikimaru as the rest of the genin began to stir. He took a moment to get his rampaging emotions back under control. As he did a chorus of voices raised into the air.

"Oh my god, I'm FAT!"

"BUGS, I have BUGS on me...I have bugs IN ME!!!!"

"My...my look, my weights!"

"This is very, very annoying."

"Where has the chorus gone?"

"Oh my god, I'm SKINNY!"

"Smell all strange now"

Ok focus, focus...remember the objective.

"Okay" yelled Shikimaru "We now have two objectives:

Get this package back to Konoha.

Get back there ourselves as fast as possible.

We're in no condition to fight, we have no idea how long this will last and if those 3 Sound turn around we can't fight them effectively. So lets move!"

"Umm" said "Lee" "You aren't in charge Ino-pig"

"sigh ok add a third objective, obtain name tags, for future reference, I'm your fearless leader."

He received blank looks.

"Ok, compressed for everyone , we've all switched bodies because of Ino's jutsu being scrambled and we need to get home fast."

"How could you possibly figure that out?" squawked "Kiba"

"I'm a genius, lets go...someone grab Hinata...well her body anyway"

"Um...maybe I should...who...um...who...is" stuttered "Naruto"

"Sigh, I've narrowed it down to two possibilities" replied Shikimaru "Given that whoever it is, is suffering from charka exhaustion its 70 likely to be Naruto"

"Y-you mean Naruto-kun is in-inside me?" asked Hinata.

There was a very pregnant silence, and "Naruto" turned scarlet.

"Ok...we had better move on before this gets any weirder." Ordered Shiimaru, and then they took to the trees.

Heh ok, chapter 3 should hopefully be along shortly, and if anyone wants to try and guess who is in who feel free :)