From the files of the Fifth Hokage.
Quick Body Status recap:
Mind : Body
Uzimaki Naruto : Hyuuga Hinata
Hyuuga Hinata : Uzimaki Naruto
Nara Shikimaru : Yamakara Ino
Yamakara Ino : Akimachi Chouji
Akimachi Chouji : Nara Shikimaru
Uchiha Sasuke : Inazuka Kiba
Inazuka Kiba : Akamaru
Akamaru : Uchiha Sasuke
Aburame Shino : TenTen
TenTen : Aburame Shino
Haruno Sakura : Rock Lee
Rock Lee : Hyuuga Neji
Hyuuga Neji : Haruno Sakura
Hyuuga Winto scowled at the pile of documents at front of him. Each one contained a mess of mathematical calculations, medical diagrams and projections. A more learned eye would discern quickly that these were medical predictions of some sort. Tsunade or Shizune or another expert medical nin would venture the opinion after some study that these were projections of likely results of breeding two ninja, in this case the breeding of two ninja both with Advanced Bloodlines. The two ninja in question were Icthia Yoshi and Hyuuga Hinata.
The tall but broad ninja scowled and ran his hands through his long black hair; unlike most Hyuuga his was perpetually untidy.
A twelve percent increase in the range of the Byuakugan he thought, that's it, at the cost of the offspring needing regular immersion in water and webbed feet.
He stood angrily and gazed at the picture of his great grandfather.
Hyuuga Hakubo, no there was a Hyuuga designger, the man who bred the Sharingan, and refined the Byakugan like no other and now all his descendants did was scrape for miniscule improvements. Winto began to move towards the main entrance of the house, they used to design GODS!, shinobi that other villages cowered in terror of, now all they did was breed copies. He almost failed to register the entry of a visibly enraged Hyuuga Hisashi.
"Winto."
"Hiashi-sama, did the betrothal go smoothly"
Hisashi frowned "You didn't hear the disturbance earlier?"
Winto mirrored his superiors expression "I'm afraid not, I was consumed by late preparations for the offsprings modification."
"I'm afraid all your hard work will have been for nothing, my daughter will not be marrying the mist nin"
Winto gasped "But…all my work…" he trailed off "Well, to look on the bright side perhaps we can select another bloodline to crossbreed with."
"I'm afraid that the Hokage has seen fit to prevent even that for the moment, she's arranged an…alternate partner" Hisashi laughed bitterly.
Winto felt rage blossom inside him "Who is she to presume to guide the Hyuuga Blooodline?"
"Don't worry, we'll assemble the council and see what can be done about resolving this matter"
Winto shook his head angrily, who was she to…
Hiashi turned to leave, "By the way Hisashi-sama, who did the Hokage betroth Hinata-sama to?"
Hisashi stopped "Why the demon of course, Uzimaki Naruto!" he spat venomously.
Winto stood alone for several minutes his thoughts racing, then exited the house and began to move towards the Konoha Medical Library, his rushed footfalls betraying his excitement.
Sasuke strode irritably from the large Inazuka home following his own body. His grimace deepened as he watched his body, the form worshipped by a significant proportion of the female population of Konoha (not that he cared about such things…at all.) charge four legged through a series of bushes chasing a butterfly. His lips thinned further. (a facial expression he had Naruto to thank for, for perfecting it, the dobe gave him a never ending series of excuses to perform it) That he was stuck in this flea bitten excuse for a form, while a literal dog occupied his body. He was beginning to see why certain people wanted to get inside his body, he certainly wanted to!
"HEY! Don't leave me behind idiot" Kiba barked
Sasuke launched into his infamous exasperated grunt at this point. (he had Sakura to thank for that one). Making matters worse, he had the dogs mutt master following him around and because he was in Kibas body he could understand his barks, worse yet Kiba reminded him all too much of another loud show off.
"Then keep up dobe"
The small dog glared at Sasuke doing its level best to look angry and intimidating…well it succeeded at angry, there is a definite maximum intimidation value on an eight inch tall puppy with white fur.
"Where the hell are you going, you barely had any breakfast! My body needs a full breakfast to keep my hair shiny and bones strong!"
Sasuke glowered at the tiny canine berating him.
"I'm going to train."
"And what the hell is the point of that" Kiba yipped
"I must constantly train! Or I won't be ale to kill…THAT man" Sasuke turned and tried to look moodily into the sunset.
The fact that it was 9.47 in the morning more or less shot this in the foot.
"Yeah but…if you go train, you'll just end up training my body and that won't help you at all."
Sasuke froze the dog boy was right!
"So what do you do when you don't train?"
Sasuke grunted "I eat…or sleep"
Kiba cocked his head at Sasuke "And when you aren't eating or sleeping"
"Nothing else of note"
"That's it! Jeez you are the pathetic loner of your team, and given you are up against the number one outcast loser and the number one obsessive fangirl that's impressive in a truly tragic sort of way."
Sasuke eyed Kiba coolly "I also wash myself…especially my hair, this is training I won't put off till I return to my body"
Akamaru's fur turned whiter
"H-H-Hey, too many baths are bad for you!"
Hyuuga Hinata allowed herself to be dragged through the streets of Konoha by her own body, by her fia…her fian…
Even inside her own head she couldn't force the words out, her embarrassment and fear were too all consuming, how-how did he feel about what she had done, how she had forced him into this arrangement with a strange dark weirdo he didn't even know…and while she was still in his body. Hinatas' mind was threatening to shut down from the emotional overload. If she could only find an opening, something to say to him, he was her precious person surely she could…
"At last!" Naruto yelled and screeched to a halt outside the ramen stand.
"Hey old man, ramen for me and Hinata!"
The proprietor turned slowly "Sorry miss?" he blinked as he saw his best customer cringing behind the Hyuuga heiress who was boldly demanding service.
"Hey Naruto. Don't be embarrassed, two ramen coming right up!"
"Why would I be embarrassed? Now make it snappy I have plenty of money today!" proclaimed "Hinata" loudly slamming the Hokages cash down on the counter.
"U-um N-naruto-kun, you're…you're still in my b-body" stuttered Hinata
"Oh yeah" exclaimed Naruto "Um, Hinata how should I act as you? If we don't want people to know?"
Hinata was shocked, she couldn't imagine Naruto acting like her.
"I-I don't mind how you act um, we should…we should just be c-careful"
Naruto grinned widely, "Sure Hinata"
Hinata fiddled with her fingers…if only there was some opportunity to talk frankly with him, to get more comfortable around him so they could talk frankly.
Naruto swivelled in his seat "Why is Shikimaru crying outside the BBQ?" he squinted "All you can eat one day special eh? Hmm he better go tell Chouji…ah Excellent"
Naruto turned and grinned widely at the two bowls in front of them and grabbed one and began tearing into it. Hinata followed suit partly to have something to do with her hands other than twiddle her thumbs and partly because she just realised how hungry she actually was.
Naruto pushed aside the empty bowl, odd that had filled him up, normally it took him at least 3 before he felt at all sated. At that point an idea struck him and he turned to Hinata.
Hinata for her part was dividing her time between grabbing the last bit of noodle from her bowl and trying desperately to think of some activity she could do with her…her…well while they had this time together.
"Hinata!" She dropped her hardwon noodles on the ground.
"Y-y-yes?"
"Lets got train! You can show me how to do the bug eye thing!"
"T-the what?"
"The Bug eye thing, you know Kakashi told me about it!"
"The Byakugan?"
"Yeah that's it, and in return" He flashed his famous grin in an unfamiliar face "I'll show you how to do the Kage Bunshin"
Winto put down the scroll slowly, interesting he thought, very interesting. The scroll was titled "An investigation of the effects of inhabitation by extra dimensional enitys on human genetuc material". He made a note in his own scroll; Traits the host developed WILL therefore be passed down to offspring!
He picked up two other documents, "Identifiable abilitys of the Kyubi" by the 3rd Hokage and a medical file...the file of Uzimaki Naruto.
He smiled broadly and murmerd to himself "Gods, great grandfather, now I can surpass you!"
Mediocre chapter this time, just setting some stuff up. Next up:
Gai and Sakura! Forbidden Hair Jutsus!
Neji and Rock! Who's that couple?
Chouji versus a Full Stomach!
And the return of Jirayia! A Perverts Ultimate Fantasy!