TaraYuki-Uesugi here.Chapter two of the meeting.Hope you like.Oh and if anyone has seen Saiyuki:Reload tell me so i can find more people that hate the new voices lol We can angst together! Enjoy the chappie!
Disclaimer: I dont own Saiyuki or Gravitation. though I really wish I did!
And now...on with the show...
" Aw man, that was great. I'm sooo full" Goku said leaning back and rubbing his stomach. Yuki and Shuichi (with his Oreo Mcflurry) just watched Goku, as did the rest of the fast food restaurant, devour four Big Mac meals, three doube cheese burger meals, a 20 piece chicken McNuggets and two hot fudge sundaes. All super sized.Yuki was glad that he took the boy to the all-you-can-eat restaurant first this way it had cost him less.
The people in the restaurant weren't only staring at Goku's eating habits. Yuki noticed people whispering and pointing at Goku's clothes too. 'Gods, I cant have that brat walking around with me dressed like that. I have a reputation to keep up .'
"Come on" Yuki said sudenly standing.
"Where are we goin', Eiri?" Goku asked
"To get you some new clothes. I cant have you walking around with me dressed like that. Shuichi is bad enough." he left the McDonalds.
Goku shrugged and followed.
"Hey!" It took a few seconds for it to register in Shuichi's head what Yuki said.
Yuki had decided to eat at the McDonalds in the mall, so all they had to do was take the escalators to the second floor. Soon they were outside the store in which Eiri had decided to take them. Armani.
"Yuki, you're taking him here?" Shuichi asked looking confused. Eiri ignored him and walked into the store.Shuichi and Goku following behind.
" Yuki-san, Shindou-san! " A man was walking up to them
" Hey, Kazuki! " Shuichi said to the store manager.
" How may I help you today? Do you have a photo shoot coming up?" Kazuki asked with a smile.
" No" Yuki answered. " I need to find this brat some normal clothes " Yuki steped aside to show Kazuki who he was talking about. Kazuki's eyes went wide for a second and then he caught himself and smiled.
" Yes of course. A suit or normal clothes?"
" Slacks and shirts will be fine" Yuki answered walking to his left. A pair of sunglasses caught his eye.
" Yes sir." Kazuki said with a little bow. " So young sir what is your name ?" " Goku " Goku said with a smile. " Follow me, Goku. Let me take your measurments " The man walked away. Goku looked at Shuichi and shrugged. " Go ahead" Shuichi encouraged " Kazuki is real nice" Shu smiled and then ran off to join Yuki.
Goku followed Kazuki to a corner where there was a little dressing stage. " Step up here, Goku-san" Goku obliged and climbed up onto the lttle stage. Kazuki immediately pulled out a tape measurer and started to take Goku's measurements. Then Kazuki reached Goku's head. " Sir can you remove your crown for a minute.I have to measure your head for hats." Goku grabed his diadem securely. " Uh...n-no I dont take it off " " Sir, it will only take a second" Kazuki smiled . Goku shook his head " Nuh-uh thats ok. I dont need a hat" Kazuki shrugged and went off to find clothes that matched his measurements.
Shuichi walked up to Goku. He had on huge sunglasses, a scarf and a hat. He looked alot like Tohma Seguchi...on a good day." Did you try anything on yet?" Shu asked looking at himself in the mirror. " Nope. Not yet" " Here your go sir" Kazuki had come back and handed Goku some black slacks and a maroon silk button down shirt. " Go try it on " Yuki had joined them. Goku nodded and entered the dressing room. When he emerged he looked quite nice. Goku looked down at his ensemble and frowned. He liked it but it wasn't his personality. He would have preferred something a bit more...comfortable. " You finally look decent.We'll take several more in different colors, Kazuki. And a couple of blazers and a coat." Yuki walked away looking at some more things for himself.
Shuichi had noticed the look on Goku's face and frowned. " You dont like these clothes do you?" Shu asked.. Goku shook his head "No I like them. It's just..." he trailed off. Shuichi smiled "It's ok I'lll take you to where I shop" He smile and ran off to join Yuki.
After Kazuki had picked out some more clothes for Goku, Yuki paid and shoved the bags into Goku's hands.Goku took the bags and thanked him. Once outside the store Shuichi smiled big." Ok, my turn to take Goku shopping ! " " What!" Yuki asked . He was intent on getting out of there NOW and having a smoke. "It's my turn to take Goku shopping for clothes" Shuichi repeated. "Why?" "Yuki, he doesn't want to wear Armani clothes.Most normal people own atleast one pair of jeans, on Goku, let's go" Shuichi grabbed Goku's hand and pulled him off to the direction of the store. Yuki sighed and followed in defeat.
The Gap. The Gods only knew how much Yuki hated this store. Loud crappy rock and pop music blaring from the speakers, annoying ass teenagers with their annoying ass friends all talking loud . And the bright colors. Gods, the bright colors of the clothing was blinding. Yuki reached into the Armani bag Goku had handed him and placed on his new sunglasses before entering the store.
" Yuki look look!" It has been three hours and Shuichi and Goku were still trying on clothes. They basically tried on everything in the damn store.At this rate they would eventually start trying on the womens clothing. For what felt like the hundreth time, Shuihci and Goku emerged from the dressing room and posed. This time the pose was Charlie's Angels. " You're missing an Angel, Idiots." Yuki said, once again checking his watch."We're Yuki's Angels" Shuichi said pulling his gun shaped hands up to his face." Look, let's go I've got work to do " Yuki said standing " What are you actually buying?"
"This, and this, and this, and this..." Shuichi began piling clothes into Yuki's outstretched arms
"And this, and this and this and this..." Goku joined in.
Yuki rolled his eyes and dumped the clothes onto Shuichi's and Goku's heads " Carry your own damn clothes. My job is to pay for them" he began making his way to the very long line of loud ass teens.
Once he had reached a cashier Shuichi and Goku piled the clothes onto the counter. They had picked out so much clothing that they could no longer see the cashier behind the large pile of clothes. " Oh wait a sec. I have to get something:" Shuichi ran off to the belt section. The cashier began to ring up the clothes.
They had been standing there for a good five minutes and they were still ringing up clothes. Goku kept his eyes on Yuki the whole time, making the novelist very uncomfortable.Once he couldn't take it anymore he rounded on the teen. " What the hell do you want?" he asked. Goku smiled "Your hair is like the sun" Goku answered ' What is this kid, two?' Yuki thought to himself. "What?" he asked looking more confused than before.
" Your hair. It's like the sun" Goku repeated.Yuki just stared at him expressionless . " Sanzo's hair is like the sun. Actually, his is brighter than ours. Your's is kinda dull but it still reminds me of it" Goku smiled. Yuki rolled his eyes and turrned back to the cashier. They could now see her. The huge mound of clothes were nearly all done.
After a few seconds Yuki's head was jerked back as he felt his hair pulled " What the hell did you do that for!" he rounded on Goku. Goku winced. " Why are you wincing?" Yuki asked noticing the boys flinch. " Well Sanzo usualy hits me with his fan. I guess it's become second nature to flinch" Yuki nodded. He liked the fan. He made a mental note to ask Sonzo where he had gotten such a useful divice. " You still didn't answer my question" Yuki said " Why did you pull my hair?" " Well your hairs is so bright I just couldnt help myself.I wanted to touch it" Goku smiled."It's not as soft as Sanzo's though" Yuki looked at the stupid grin on the kids face. His eyes traveled up the boys face and landed on the gold diadem on the his head.
" Why the hell do you wear a crown?" Yuki asked. Goku brought a hand up to the diadem on his head. " Oh this?" he said rubbing it " This is my power limiter"
"What the hell is that?"
" Well, I'm a demon. If I take this off I go berserk, as Gojyo says. I have to keep it on at all times otherwise I change into my demon self" When Goku had finished explaining Yuki looked at the boy in disbelief. The cashier had even stopped ringing up clothes after she heard what he said. Yuki noticed he didnt hear the little 'beeps' of the scanner and turned back to the lady. " Will you hury up ?" he snapped. The cashier jumped and began to scan the clothes at rapid speed. Once Yuki knew the girl was working he turned to Goku. "You have got one serious imagination, kid" Goku looked at him kinda confused. "Uh, ok"
"Your t-total is 515.32" the girl stuttered. Yuki had that kind of effect on people. " W-will that be c-cash or credit?"
"Credit"
"Wait! Yuki !" Shuchi had finally rejoined them "Look Yuki, I picked out a belt for the both of us!" Shuichi threw the belts onto the counter. The cashier IMMEDIATELY started to scan them.
"I dont need a new belt, brat" Yuki said . The cashier looked horrified. She had just rung them up.She didn't want to upset Yuki any further. "V-void" she said into mic. Yuki looked at Shuichi and heard a sob escape his lips.The last thing he needed was Shuichi crying. "Fine. Whatever.Let's just go." Shuichi lit up " N-nevermind " the cashier said into the mic. "Your t-total is 555.47" she said . Yuki paid and they left.
" Damn dude, You had that girl scared shitless" Goku said to Eiri as they made their way back to the car in the parking lot. "Yeah that happpens alot when Yuki yells at someone" Shuichi said smiling. Then there was that sound again. The sound from the car. Yuki and Shuichi looked at Goku."Aw man, I'm hungry"
"What the hell do you mean you're hungry!" Yuki asked, shocked out of his mind.
" All that shopping made me hungry. Can we get something to eat? Please Eiri!" Goku whined
"No. I just fed your greedy ass"
" Please Eiri? I'm gonna die of starvation" Goku fell to his kness. Shuichi rushed to his aid.
" No you wont. I doubt that's even possible with your appetite" Eiri said lighting a cigarette and still walking towards the car.
"Come on, Yuki. He's hungry" Shuichi was now carrying the bags and a very hungry Goku to the car by himself.
"Food. Food. So hungry" Goku said leaning on Shuichi for support.
Yuki ignored them and got into the car. Shuichi helped Goku in and packed the bags into the trunk.He climbed into the front seat.
"Yuki..."
"No"
"That should be the last of them" Goku said carrying in the last of the groceries.
"Wow! You're strong!" Shuichi said in awe. Goku had basically carried all of the bags from the car into the house without breaking a sweat. The only bags Shuichi had were the bread and the eggs.
"I get alot of practice with Sanzo's lazy ass" Goku said with a smile.
Yuki walked in the door behind them. He didn't want to go food shopping but the brat's stomach wouldn't stop growling.It was really grating on his nerves. He rubbed the bridge of his nose as he watched Goku and Shuichi unpack the bags in the kitchen. He had never spent so much money on food in one day in his life. Goku, it seemed, ate every fucking thing in sight. Yuki had made the mistake in telling the boys to get whatever they wanted. BIG mistake. By the time they reached the counter Shuichi had one cart and two baskets full to the brim. The baskets were filled with strawberry pocky. And Goku had three carts full of food. People stared as they watched the boy push one cart in front of the other to the chasier, food falling off everywhere. " 797.04" the cashiers voice still rang in his head. He rubbed his temples. "Look you two" Shu and Goku stoped putting food away. "I've got work to do so i'm going in my study. Don't bother me and don't make any noise" Yuki turned on his heel and stalked off too his study to go work.
After an hour the boys were done packing.There was barely any room anywhere once the food had been all put away. The fridge was overflowing and the cabinets were half open because they were stuffed with food." Man, that made me even more hungry" Goku said as his stomach growled. "I'm hungry now too" Shuichi agreed."What are we gonna do?" Shu asked. "I dont cook. Hakkai wont let me.All because i nearly burned down his kitchen one time. I told him it was an accident but he still refuses to let me.And at the temple the monks cook" Goku sighed."I'm not allowed to cook either" Shuichi spoke up "I nearly burned down me and Yuki's kitchen too" The boys sighed again. "Let's ask Eiri to make something for us?" Goku suggested.Shuichi shook his head "If we go bother Yuki now, he'll get angry. Besides he wont cook for us anyway.Once he starts typing he doesnt stop until he's run out of ideas." "But I'm so hungry" Goku whinned. "Well, we have no choice.Let's cook ourselves. I mean it cant be that bad. Besides when i nearly burned down the kitchen and when you nearly burned down your friends kitchen it was only an accident, right? The chance of it happening again is slim-to-none.We've learned from our mistakes, right?" Goku looked up at Shuichi after his little speech and smiled. "Yeah. I mean really, how hard can it be" Goku said with a smile. Shuchi smiled back."I'll go get one of me and Yuki's cookbooks" And he rushed off to go get it as Goku started pulling vegetables out of the fridge.
20 minutes later
Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
Went the fire alarm. Yuki came dashing out of his study.He thought he had smelled something burning but ignored it and assumed it was his imagination.He had told Shuichi to never cook again and the boy hadn't, so what was he worried about? BIG mistake. Yuki entered the kitchen to see flames five feet high on the stove, blackening the ceiling.Vegetables and tofu were everywhere.He noticed Goku and Shuichi and saw that they were covered in flour, vegetables and bits of raw chicken were stuck in their hair. Yuki looked to his left to see his rice cooker smoking, the microwave just made a loud BANG noise and shut off and the water in the sink was overflowing onto the white marble floor.
"You damn brats. I told you to not make noise, not burn the house down"
"But Eiri, we were hungry"
Yeah Yuki, if we would have asked you you would have told us to go away"
Yuki closed his eyes rubbed his temples.He could feel it. The signs of a headache. Wait, not just a headache, a migraine. He looked up." Look. You" he pointed to Goku."In the bathroom in the hall. NOW. Don't touch ANYTHING.And you". Shuichi this time "in the bathroom in the bedroom.The same rules apply.Dont touch anything!" Goku's stomach growled...again. "But Eiri, I'm still hungry" whined the earth demon child. Yuki sighed." Uh Eiri, watch..." SPLAT. A piece of boneless chicken breast had fallen off the ceiling and was now on Yuki's head. He could feel the vein on his forehead pulsing. Shuichi and Goku took a few steps back. Yuki regained his composure"I dont even want to know how the hell chicken was on the ceiling" he said through gritted teeth. "I'll cook.Go clean yourselves up" Goku and Shuichi didn't need to be told twice. They ran out of the kitchen before Eiri exploded. Yuki sighed . He removed the chicken breast from over his left eye and threw it into the sink.'What did i get myself into. What the hell did I get myself into' "Damn Tohma" he muttered and began to cook dinner.
"WOW!" Goku yelled, chopsticks in hand and hovering over the table. " This smells great, Eiri! Alright, MEATBUNS!" he began to stuff his face not even waiting for others. Yuki had finished dinner a little over anhour . Hell, he had cooked what looked like a damn buffet. He didnt want that brat annoying him for the rest of the night.
It may have taken and hour to cook, but Goku had finished all the food in less than fifteen minutes. Yuki and Shuichi were lucky enough to get a couple of bites before it disappeared into Goku's stomach. " Aww man, Eiri. You kick ass in the kitchen" Goku said leaning back and rubbing his stomach. "I'm sooooo full" " Glad to hear it" Yuki said clearing the table." Now if you don't mind. I've got work to finish" Eiri finished up what he was doing and left once again for his study.
"What do you wanna do?" Goku asked Shuichi. Shu shrugged. "I dunno. Wanna play video games?" "Ok.Ive never played those before.But I need a snack"
"But you just said you were full" Shuichi said smiling
"There's always room for snack" Goku said "Let's eat pocky!" "Ok!" The boys grabbed as much pocky as their hand could carry and stalked off to the living room to play video games.
"Aww shit! You're kicking my ass!"
"I told you I'd beat you!"
"Shuichi c'mon lemme win atleast once!"
"Hell no! I'm the undefeated champion of this game!"
"I can't kick ass on a videogame! But I can kick ass in person!"
"Really? I wanna see"
"Ok. After this round. Shit, you got me again"
Yuki banged his head on the computer keys. ' I told the idiots to be quite.They've been going at it for two hours' he thought to himself. He decided to ignore it and try to write anyway.
"Ha ! I win!" Shuichi yelled.
"Yeah Yeah don't rub it in"
"Now show me how you fight.Can you fight like the people in the videogame:"
"Tcha, I can fight way better than that"
"Can you show me?"
"Alright. I need a little after dinner excersize anyway" Goku called for his staff and it appeared out of no where." Whoa!" Shuichi said his eyes wide."What's that?"
"It's my staff. I use it to began to show Shuchi some moves. jumping over the coffee table, the couch, swinging his staff in the process.CRASH!
"Aw shit!" while swinging the staff Goku broke what looked like a very expensive crystal candy jar.
Yuki heard the crash. He removed his glasses and reached for his trusty Costco sized advil. 'Shit.I'm running low' he thought to himself as he noticed that there were only about six left in the whole two hundred pill bottle. ' I just bought it last week '. He quickly downed two without drink and left the room to see what the bakas did now.
"How the hell did you break that?" Yuki said as he entered the living room. Goku and Shuichi jumped . They were attempting to clean up the mess before Yuki came ."Well, Goku was showing me some of his fighting moves cuz he said that he can fight better than the people in the videogame, and I wanted to see so I told him to show me and he did, and he pulled out his staff that came from nowhere and he was showing me and..."
"Shut up. You're babbling and I have a head ache." Shuichi immediately silenced.Yuki rubbed his temples.The advil still hadnt taken affect. "Yuki, do you want to see?" Yuki grunted. Goku took this as a yes.
"Goku wait! That means..." Too late Goku had picked up his staff , jumped in the air and accidentlly hit Yuki on the head as he landed.HARD. The last thing Yuki saw was a red stick coming his direction after that everything went black.
Yuki's eyes fluttered open."Damn light" he winced at the bright light in the room and re-closed his eyes."Yuki!" he heard Shuichi call."Eiri ! " he heard Goku too. "Where the hell am I ?" Yuki asked them. "Goku and I took you too the hospital cuz we didn't know if you were ganna wake up or not" Yuki could hear the fear in Shuichi's voice and could tell he had been crying. "Sorry Eiri. I didn't mean to" came Goku's voice. Yuki opened his eyes. The boy looked really upset.Yuki felt bad.
"Shut up" he said sitting up and swinging his feet off the edge of the hospital bed. "Yuki! The doctor said you have to stay for atleast a day" Shuichi yelled.
"First of all, stop yelling. Second of all, I don't have to do anything. Let's go, we're leaving" He got up grabbed his shoes and walked out of the room.
"He's just like Sanzo" Goku said turning to Shuichi. Shuichi sighed and followed Yuki out, Goku close behind.
"Mr.Uesugi, you shouldn't check out until tomorrow.You have a mild concussion" the nurse at the receptionist desk said.
"Shut up. I'm leaving"
"Y-yes sir" The nurse handed Yuki papers in which he needed to sign in order to check out. Once that was done they walked outside into the fresh air.Yuki felt a little dizzy and stumbled. He caught himself and pulled out a cigarette."Eiri, maybe you shouldn't smoke just yet since you're..." Yuki gave Goku a death glare which immediately shut the kid up. Yuki hailed a cab and got in." Oh yeah, he's just like Sanzo" Goku said to himself.
In fifteen minutes they were back at the apartment. Yuki looked at the clock on the wall. 2:27 am. He had been out cold for six hours straight. "We're going to bed" Yuki said walking farther into the house and putting the house keys on the coffee table."Idiot" he called to Goku "you've got the living or floor, I dont care." " I'm not an idiot. My name is Goku you stupid novelist" Yuki glared at the boy. Goku flinched. Yuki's stare was almost as scary as Sanzo's fan. "There are sheets and blankets in the closet in the hall" Yuki began walking down the hall to his and Shuichi's bedroom. He noticed Shuichi wasnt following. "Are you coming?" he asked turning around.
"No I think imma sleep on the floor with Goku in here" Shuichi said . "Whatever" Yuki walked into the bedroom and closed the door. He needed a shower bad. He knew he didn't get any work done but he was so tired . He walked into the bathroom in the bedroom, striped and went into the shower.
Back in the living room Shuichi and Goku had changed into their pajamas and were laying on the blankets they layed out on the floor.
"Aren't you gonna take that thing off before you go to sleep?" Shu asked pointing at Goku's diadem.
"Nah I can't. I'm a demon and this limits my demon powers so I can stay in my human form" Gku explained
"Oh ok" Shuichi said. Goku was glad that atleast Shuichi believed him. "So what's it like living in a temple? I mean, do they mind that you're a demon?"
"It sucks. It's boring as hell and the monks are nothin' but stuck up assholes. The only reason why I stay is because of Sanzo.He saved me from this cave I was in for a long time. And the monks kick ass in the kitchen."
"Is there anything going on between you and Sanzo?"
"No! " Goku said shaking his head furiously. But Shuichi noticed the blush on his cheeks."Ok" Shuichi said with a smirk totally unconvinced."Tell me about your friends" Shu said changing the subject.
"Well, there's Hakkai and Gojyo . Hakkai used to be human but he became a demon by killing a bunch-a demons for some chick he loved. I dunno the details. And Gojyo is a half-demon and is nothing but a man-whore.He runs after anything in a skirt. I hate that guy. Stupid Kappa."
"You'll get to meet my friends on monday.You're gonna come to work with me, right?" Shu asked
"Yeah sure!" Goku smiled. He yawned "Well, I'm tired. Night Shuichi" he rolled over onto his side.
"Night"
Yuki had just gotten out of the shower.' Hmmm there's no noise. Maybe the brats are asleep' he thought. He put on his favortie pajama pants and climbed into bed. He closed his eyes, waiting for sleep to come and take him away. Just as his eyes shut he heard a loud noise. ' You've got to be fucking kidding me. That can't be what I think that is ' . He climbed out of bed and walked down the hall to the living room. Sure enough there was Shuichi and Goku sprawled out on the floor . Goku was on his back. He had one leg up on the couch and one of his hands were on Shuichi's face. Shuichi's head was on Goku's stomach and his left foot rested on the coffee table. They were both snoring louder than Yuki had ever heard in his life. He was used to Shuichi's snoring but Goku's...the boy sounded like a damn train. For what felt like the thousandth time that day, Yuki rubbed his temples.He began to walk to his study. There was no way in hell he was going to get any sleep with that kid around.He stoped when he heard yet another sound.
' Was that...a fart? Did that kid just fart in his sleep?' he thought not bothering to turn around. ' Aww shit!' The smell caught up with him and he rushed off to his study, slamming the door behind him.
This is going to be a looooooooong three days.
End of Chapter 2
How was that? I hope it's atleast a little funny lol It's not even day one and Yuki is in the hospital lol GokuxSanzo wink,wink lol I don't think they're going to have a relationship tho. This is just about torturing Yuki and Sanzo. But i do love a SanzoxGoku pairing as much as I love YukixShu. Now about Goku farting in his sleep...lmao. I'm pretty sure he doesnt but I always hear Gojyo saying he does so I thought it would be funny to add it in lol. Hope you enjoyed. Please Review and tell me whatcha think!
Next Chapter: Day 1. Tatsuha comes over! I love writing Tasuha in stories.I like to have him annoy the hell outta Yuki. And I want Goku too meet all of Shuichi's friends that are like his friends lol And Gojyo and Tatsuha remind me of each other. Damn man-whores lol More torture on Yuki's part. Sorry Eiri!
Until next time...