Akimichi Chouji stared at the sign which taunted him, fists clenched in fury.
"All you can eat BBQ. One day super special"
The irony, the bitter irony, it was almost too much for him to take. He the Akimichi clans prodigy, Iron Gut Chouji, He of the Hollow Leg at the cusp of an opportunity undreamt of; a never ending meal, only to have circumstance deny him by placing him in the body of his comrade Shikamaru, whose puny belly could barely accommodate a double serving of porridge this morning and was in fact still full. In contrast to his usually mighty post meal contortions Chouji could feel his new stomach contorting weakly under even this minor strain. He shook his head sadly, his friend truly was badly out of shape.
As he surveyed his favourite shop the proprietor stepped out with a large grin on his face.
"Ah my young friend, care to take advantage of our offer?"
"My…stomach…Akimichi…proud" Chouji choked out.
"Your friend, the tubby one? Well he's the reason for this little offer, I heard through the grape vine that he's unable to eat properly today so I can afford to have this little special offer, otherwise he'd eat me out of business." The man chuckled failing to notice the towering rage building in the slight frame of Nara Shikamaru.
"But don't tell him that, the little fatso would blow his gasket."
The little fatso blew his gasket.
"Now my proud student it has come time for you to be instructed in the secrets of Follicle Chakra enhancement, channelling and storing Chakra in your unique hair so mysteriously like my own, thick black and silky hair, the proud bloodline of the Maito family. You Rock Lee will now be trained in the ultimate Afro no Jutsu!" Gai finished triumphantly.
Sakura stared at Gai incredulously.
"Ka-kakashi told me you were insane…he didn't tell me you were bat crap crazy."
Gai backhanded Sakura across the park.
"My impetuous adorable student such disrespect and listening to my arch rival all in a single statement. For this I will deal with you most severely."
Sakura got slowly to "her" feet.
"I'm not Lee! You crazy jounin I'm Sakura in Lees body, so STOP GRABBIBG AND HITTING ME YOU GREEN SPANDEX CLAD MANIAC, HOW YOU'VE EVER BEATEN KAKASHI AT ANYTHING IS A MYSTERY ON PAR WITH HOW SASUKE-KUN MAKES HIS HAIR LOOK SO DREAMY!"
Gai paused "Wait…then where is Lee-kun?"
Hyuuga Neji ran blindly in no direction in particular, used to the hyper acute vision granted by his precious advanced bloodline limit the Hyuuga genius was finding it almost impossible to keep up the pace needed to keep ahead of the fool following him. Not helping matters was the pathetic condition of the body he was in or the demon screaming in his head.
Inner Sakura chose that moment to scream "YOU WHITE EYED PERVERT FREAK, DUCK! "
That gave just enough time for Neji to wonder what in the name of the Hokages was a Pervert Freak Duck when the workman he'd failed to notice turned around with the ladder he'd just shouldered in hand and cracked him in his current extraordinarily large and cromulant forehead. He had but a moment to wonder if cromulant was a real word before he hit the ground on the flat of his back. He was contemplating both this and the humiliating fact that he the great Hyuuga Neji was so humiliated so, by all things something he hadn't seen. As he tried to block out the howling of Inner Sakura about his foolishness and the insult to her forehead he thought that nothing can possibly make this day worse.
Of course he had failed to consider Rock Lee.
"Sakura-san! You have injured yourself, please be careful!"
Neji powered to his feet propelled by blind rage "You moron, for the last time, I'm Neji, Hyuuga Neji, your teammate, your superior, I'm not your daft crush I'M A MAN TRAPPED IN A WOMAN'S BODY!"
A desperate silence followed this statement, a silence that filled the large market Neji realised he now stood in.
The silence was pregnant in the extreme as every ear within what seemed like ten miles strained to catch the next snatch of conversation. Clearly even to Nejis somewhat socially limited mind, the best thing to greet this expectant silence was yet more silence.
Of course Rock Lee had a slightly different opinion.
"My comrade! I will stand through you and support you in your quest to obtain your true form with all my love and affection even though you stand in the body of my love! With the Burning Fire of Youth!"
Rock launched into a Nice Guy Pose!
Inner Sakura began to sob at the humiliation!
And Hyuuga Neji continued to go mad.
With that the murmurs began…and spread.
Shizune approached the pool cautiously. She was not interested in the contents of the pool though her prey no doubt did. Fifteen bikini models were sunning themselves within the privacy off the small lagoon. She couldn't spot Jiraya at all, the perverts long experience of peeping had made him an expert in camouflage and surveillance. Therefore she would have to flush him out. "If you don't come out" she hissed "I'll scream pervert and they'll all run, and just as they are preparing to get tanned all over, and you know what I mean" She observed as some of the girls began to untie their bikinis.
From behind her she suddenly sensed movement.
"Say your piece" whispered Jiraya from just behind her ear.
Shino and Tenten walked into Konoha in opposite bodies.
"How do you feel now?" enquired Shino.
"Calm oddly enough, I feel muted somehow…odd" remarked Tenten.
"That is well" Shino was at a loss what to say next, his own experience with human females was limited to Hinata and she was…most retiring compared to Tenten and given to squeaking.
"How do you feel about…my allies?"
"Better" Tenten smiled "I'm getting used to the idea and its freaking me out far less"
Hmmm the sedative secreting bugs were clearly working well.
"Have you ever considered incubating bugs and allowing them to uptake your genetic material? Because that option is certainly open to you now."
Tenten stopped in her tracks. "Okkkkkkayyyy, I'm no longer calm."
Ahh thought Shino, there were indeed limits to the sedative bugs abilities.
Jiraya stood up in a flash.
"You are saying my favoured student is in a girls body, A girl the Hokage has arranged a marriage between him and her against the wishes off her powerful clan, eleven other genin are in similar straits AND YOU HAVE LEFT UNTIL NOW TO TELL ME ALL THIS!"
Shizune cringed "I couldn't have gotten here much faster."
"You could have been here at least 2 hours earlier! Can you at least tell me you've had chunnin carefully documenting EVERTHING they've been going through.
"Umm…not so much"
"How can she expect me to write like this? Without proper research and background how can I be expected to give the most lovingly crafted and full story?"
"Umm, I think she's hoping you'll find a way to reverse the jutsu."
"Now why would I do a damn fool thing like that?" exclaimed Jiraya "Lets go we've no time to lose."
"Alas fair ladies, I will only have my photos to remember you by" he sighed.
Tsunade slammed her desk hard enough to splinter the wood and crack the stone flagstones of her office.
"So, you're telling me that I've got reports of the last of the Uchiha's having a naked brawl outside a public bath with a member of the Inuzuka clan, 300 shadow clones have disrupted the entirety of the eastern training area, Genin are demanding sex changes in the streets, Two genin have held a impromptu demolition derby in a flower shop, I've got reports from our hairdresser that one of our senior hounins is trying to develop a forbidden jutsu of some sort with one of his students and Chunnin Nara Shikamaru has demolished a BBQ place and three adjoining business's in the restaurant district."
Genma flinched "Yes Hokage-sama"
"Get them, get them here now and while your at it get their instructors and my old pervert of a teammate."
"Hai"
"And a large bottle of sake!"
Apologies for the large gap between updates, life has been troublesome hopefully the next one won't beso late.
Does anyone know the seals for Kage Bunshin no Jutsu and for activating thr Byakugan?