TaraYuki-Uesugi here. :Hides and attempts Hakkai's Qi barrier: Don't hurt me! I am SO sorry I havn't updated since FEBUARY! My GODS! Im sorry. I just couldnt think of anything. I do hope you enjoy and I promise I wont take as long next time. No matter what!
Disclaimer: No I dont own Gravitation or Saiyuki. Though I would like to marry Greg Ayres who plays Goku's voice on Saiyuki! (If you didn't know I have a massive crush on him) Greg, Will you marry me? Age ain't nothing but a number! LMAO
And now...On with the show...
Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong
Yuki's eyes shot open. He looked at the digital alarm clock to his left: 7:30 am . He had been asleep for two hours. Because of Goku and Shuichi's snoring, Yuki was kept awake for most of the night. At around five he finally couldn't take it anymore. He stuffed toilet paper in both ears like earplugs. It didn't completely block out the sound but it muffled it just enough to let him sleep. But now...now the doorbell was ringing as though there is a fire. No amount of toilet paper could block out that sound. Yuki waited, hoping Shuichi or Goku would answer. He waited in vain. The bell continued to ring.
Yuki sighed, pulled himself out of bed, opened the door to the bedroom and began making his way to the front door. He passed Shuichi and Goku still asleep on the floor." Bastards" he mumbled to himself. The bell continued to ring. Annoyed, Yuki flung the door open.
"Aniki!"
He slamed the door closed.
"Oh c'mon Eiri. Open up" Tatsuha's voice rang from the other side of the door. He began to ring the doorbell like mad again. He knew Eiri wouldn't be able to take it after awhile. And he was right.
Eiri knew his brother wouldn't let up and he knew he couldn't take that damn bell anymore. He rubbed his temples, hating the fact that he was getting a headache so early in the morning. He opened the door, turned on his heel and started walking toward the kitchen.
"S'bout time" Tatsuha said closing the door behind him as he entered the apartment. He followed his brother to the kitchen, passing the two boys asleep on the floor. " So that's the boy that's staying with you" he said with a smirk. "Cute". Yuki groaned. He should have known that's why Tatsuha came by.
"So is that why you're here? To check out my guest?" he pulled out a cigatette from the pack on the counter in the kitchen. He now keeps a pack in every room ...just in case .
"Yup. Mika told me you had a boy staying with you and I wanted to see how cute he was"
"Aren't you into 50 year old rockstars?" Yuki said with a smirk as he put the kettle on for his coffee.
Tatsuha got angry, "I'll have you know that Ryuichi is no where near 50. He's 31, thank you very much" he said indignantly "Atleast I'm not a child molester."
Yuki turned and glared at his brther. Tatsuha glared right back. They stayed like that, neither backing down, for a good two minutes. Yuki realized he really didn't feel like a ' glaring contest' . He rolled his eyes, walked to the fridge and began pulling out items. Might as well prepare breakfast.
"The idiot is eighteen"
"Whatever"
"Shouldn't you be getting ready for school tomorrow or something? Go back to Kyoto." Yuki began preparing breakfast. ' Hmmmm not enough ' he thought to himself as he turned on the stove. He went back to the fridge to get more.
"No, we're on holiday for a week"
"And where exactly are you going to stay?"
"I was thinking about staying with Tohma and Mika, but depending on how I like your guest, I just might stay here "
"Over my dead body."
Tatsuha shrugged. "No problem" Tatsuha walked over to the utencil drawer, pulled out one of the dinner knives and chucked it at Eiri's head, purposly missing his brother.
"Damn I missed"
Yuki glared.
"Aniki, why are you making so much food?"
"Because the monkey in the living room is a bottomless pit "
Tatsuha shrugged.For the next thirty minutes Tatsuha talked Yuki's ear off as he prepared breakfast. Soon they heard foot steps and Tatsuha stoped talking . They both turned to face the door in the kitchen to see a very groggy, yet awake Goku.
"Is that breakfast? I could smell it in my dreams." Goku said with a small smile
He stood in his boxers and an oversized white t-shirt that hung off his left shoulder. If Yuki didn't have Shuishi he would have certainly been attracted to the boy and would have probably made a move on him. But he did have Shuichi and NO ONE was hotter than HIS Shu-chan. Yuki nodded and turned back to cooking.
Apparently Tatsuha noticed how delicious Goku looked standing there also.He rushed out of his seat and stood in front of Goku. Goku looked a little shocked. He had moved so fast.
"Oh yeah aniki, I'm sooooooo staying here" Tatsuha said his eyes never leaving Goku. Goku just looked at him a blinked. Yuki rolled his eyes. "Hi" Tatsuha said stretching out his hand. "I'm Tatsuha, Eiri's younger brother" Goku smiled and shook his hand. "I'm Goku" "Nice to meet you Goku. I hope we can become friends. " The young monk said.
Goku thought he saw something behind Tatsuha's eyes that said 'there's more meaning to that statement'. But Goku being the naive, trusting person that he is, ignored the feeling. "Me too" he pulled his hand out of Tatsuha's and walked over to Eiri. "Yuuuummmm that smells great!"
"Go...do something while I finish. Brush your teeth or whatever"
"Ok!" Goku left to brush his teeth smiling at Tatsuha as he passed. Tatsuha watched him take off for the bathroom. " Aniki, he's...he's beautiful" he said once the boy was out of earshot.
"What about grandpa?"
Tatsuha growled. "Ryuichi will always be #1" He said indignantly. "But that doesnt mean I can't have fun until Ryuichi officially becomes mine"
Yuki snorted,. "Whatever"
":Yawn:"
"Hey Shu-chan!"
"H-hey Tatsuha. What are you doing here?" Shuichi walked up to Yuki and hugged him from behind. Yuki didn't argue.
"Just checking out your temporary roomate. I think I'm in love...again. He's real cute"
"Yeah he is" Yuki turned and glared at Shuichi . Shuichi smiled. "Goku is cute but you're beautiful" Shu reassured.
"Better be" Yuki said returning his attention to his cooking. Shuichi giggled and pecked Yuki on the cheek. He loved when Yuki got jealous. It showed he cared. "Imma go brush my teeth" He said and he ran off to the bathroom.
By the time the boys were back from the bathroom, breakfast was on the table. Once again, it looked like a buffet. Goku fully awoke once he saw the table. "Alright!" he exclaimed. "Adorable" Tatsuha muttered to himself as he watched Goku dig in. Yuki had learned from the previous nights experience, to remove his and Shuichi's portions to a different plate before Goku reached the table.
He hadn't set a plate aside for Tatsuha. He conviently "forgot" but it didn't look as though the teen monk cared, much to Yuki's disappointment. He was too busy watching his new "crush" devour the table. Once breakfast had finished, everyone was full. Even Goku, though he needed an "after breakfast snack" which consisted of several boxes of pocky and two slices of cake. Tatsuha seemed to not be full of food, but of Goku. Considering the fact that he hadn't eaten anything.
Yuki finished washing the dishes. "I'm going to attempt to get some work done. You dont make any noise" He said pointing to three at the table. He left the kitchen and locked himselfin his study. "Let's go out" Tatsuha suggested. "Yeah, that'll be fun!" Shu agreed." Alright, you guys go and get dressed and I'll wait for you in the living room" Tatsuha said as he left the kitchen and floped down on the couch. 'Maybe one of Nittle Graspers videos will be on.'
Within 20mins Shuichi and Goku were in the living room dressed and ready to leave. They left the apt and entered the elevator. Tatsuha couldnt take his eyes off of Goku. The demon child had on dark denim jeans and an orange shirt with the word GAP on the front.The shirt was a little fitted and showing the lean body underneth.
Goku blushed under Tatsuha's gaze. He liked Tatsuha. He thought he was nice, but he just couldnt understand why he stared at him like he was always hungry or something. He thought he had a feeling that...'Nah it couldnt be' he thought to himself.
"So Goku, do you have a girlfriend or...something?" Tatsuaha asked making Goku blush.
"No, he doesnt have a girlfriend, he has a Sanzo" Shuichi said with a smirk.
"Shut up, Shuichi!" Goku said as he blushed.
"A Sanzo, huh?" Tatsuaha said with a smirk but it just concealed his real thoughts. ' Damnit, how can I beat that?' he thought to himself.
"Do you have a girlfriend?" Goku asked Tatsuha trying to avert the topic from Sanzo.
"Yeah, like fifteen of them"
"But they're not his true love" Shuichi said with a smirk
"Nope, they're just good lays" 'He's just like Gojyo. Damn slut.' Goku thought. "My love is the one and only Ryuichi" Tatasuha's face went all dreamy. "Who's Ryuichi?" Goku asked. " He's the lead singer of Nittle Grasper. You'll meet him tomorrow when he gets back from his tour."
"Oh" They climbed out of the elevator and out of the apartment building. "Where exactly are we going?" Goku asked. Tatsuha shrugged. "Who knows. I just thought maybe we could leave aniki alone for a little while." Tatsuha noticed the bags under his brother's eyes. He decided to be nice and got rid of his headaches for awhile.
"Let's go to the park!" Shuichi giggled. They all decided to go to the park. Shuichi showed them around the spot where he and Yuki had met.
"...and he was so mean. I was so upset when he said that to me " Shu said reminising. "Yeah, yeah" Tatsuha cut in "and you'll leave happily ever after" He faked a yawn making Goku laugh.
"Oh wow, look!" Shuichi exclaimed, pointing to the bushes behind the park bench. Goku and Tatsuha turned in the direction in which Shuichi had pointed. There were a bunch of puppies around five months old Shuichi's eyes immediately glossed over and he smiled wide. "I wanna take them home! They're so cute!" Do you think they're hungry?" Goku asked. "Yeah probably" Shuichi said, making his way over to the puppies. "Good thing I brought my backpack"
"Yeah"
"Hey, you know I dont think ..."
"Look at this one Goku!" He's so tiny! Imma cll him Pocky!" Shuichi cut Tatsuha off. Tatsuha shook his head. He knew Eiri would never allow puppies in his house.
"Guys, Eiri's gonna be..." he began again.
"C'mon Tatsuha, help us" Only to be cut off by Goku. But this time at the sound of Goku's voice, Tatsuha gave in and stoped warning them. He looked at Goku as though he hadn't eaten in months. "Ok!" he said and began adding puppies to Shuichi's messanger bag.
Thirteen in all. That's how many puppies they all were carrying now. Seven fit into Shuichi's huge messenger bag and they each had two in their hands. They walked down the street back to the apartment carrying the puppies in their arms. "Oh my God, what cute puppies!" A really pretty woman in her twenties said as they passed by. "Oh I would love to have one" Tatsuha smirked. "I'll let you have one" he said in a suave voice."In exchange for your phone number." The woman blushed a deep red.
"No way!" Shuichi cried
"Yeah, they're our puppies, Tatsuha!" Goku yelled. But Tatsuha didn't hear. He was currently balancing the two puppies in one arm and his cell phone in the other."Natsumi is it? Ok, 335..." Goku walked up to Tatsuha and pushed him down the block "Hey!" Tatsuha protested as he looked back at the solemn woman.
"Sorry, but we're not giving them away" Shuichi said to the woman with a smile, and ran off to catch Goku and Tatsuha.
"Now what am I supposed to do this weekend? I almoast had her number!" Tatsuha complained. "I swear you and Gojyo are such fucking sluts." Goku said as he shook his head and ignored Tatsuha. "You'll do anything for a chick in a skirt" Tatsduha smirked. "Well if I can't be with Natsumi this weekend" he took his now cellphone free hand and wrapped it around Goku''s waist. "You'll have to take her place"
Goku froze. "Eww get off me you freak!" he yelled as he pushed Tatsuha away from him. But that still didn't cover the huge blush that came across his face. Tatsuha smirked and let go. They were now in front of the apartment building. They took the elevator back up to the fifth floor. Shuichi tiptoed to the front door and balanced Pocky and his sister in one arm as he shoved the key in the door. Once the door was open Shuichi poked his head in to make sure Yuki wasn't around. "He's still slepp" he said to Tatsuha and Goku who were close behind. They entered the house as quietly as they could and set the puppies down on the floor in the living room.
"I'm gonna go get them a blanket" Shuichi whispered and he left for his and Yuki's room quietly.
"I'll get them some food." and Goku left for the kitchen.
Tatsuha was the only one left. He shrugged and sat down on the couch flipping thru the chanels on the televison. He knew his brother would flip once he relized there were thirteen puppies in his house but he didn't care. 'Thats what he gets for talking about Ryuichi that way.' he thought to himself. Five minutes later both Shuichi and Goku returned to the living room. "Tatsuha, where are the puppies?" Goku asked looking at the puppy free floor. Tatsuha pulled his gaze from the televison and also noticed that they weren't anywhere in sight. He shrugged. "Oh shit" Shuichi said as he droped the blankets and began frantically looking around the living room.
"Pocky? Pocky, where are you?" he said in a quiet but frantic whisper. Goku joined him "Pocky's brothers and sisters, where are you guys?"
"Goku go look in the kitchen. I'm going to look around here" Shuichi said. Goku nodded and went to the kitchen in search of the puppies. "Tatsuha! Help us!" Shuichi said. Tatsuha shrugged and turned off the t.v.. "Whatever" They began to search the house. No where. "Hey I think I hear something." Goku said as he began walking over to the front door."Uh-oh" Shuichi and Tatsuha heard Goku say. They rushed off to the front door. "Oh shit. Aniki's gonna kick your ass" Tatsuha said with a smirk.
There were 4 puppies near the door. They decided to chew on all of Yuki's italian leather shoes. There were little bite marks and small holes in all five pairs of shoes."No no no!" Shuichi cried "Bad, bad puppies" He picked up two of the puppies and took off down the hall. Goku grabed the other two and followed. They put the puppies in the bathtub in the bathroom in the hall way and closed the door. "Ok, that's four" Goku said "Let's go look for..." He was cut short by a loud crash from what sounded like the kitchen. Goku and Shuichi looked at each other and then took off.
The kitchen was full of garbage. And there they were, four more puppies digging through it. They were filthy now. The kitchen floor looked a mess but Shuichi and Goku didn't have time to worry about that. They each grabbed two puppies and added them to the four in the bathtub. They began to bark as Shuichi and Goku left the bathroom "Shhhh" Goku said as he closed the door. "You don't want Eiri to hear you" . Then there was another crash. Goku and Shuichi followed the sound to the living room. The cd rack had been knocked over and four puppies were play fighting. Shuichi and Goku quickly grabbed them and put them with their brothers and sisters.
They walked back to the living and floped down on the couch completely exhausted. "Where's Tatsuha?" Goku asked. Shuichi looked around "That asshole. How much you wanna bet her left?" But he couldnt stay angry long he was just glad they had found the puppies. Four by the door, four in the kitchen and four in the..."Where's Pocky!" Shu exclaimed. Goku thought for a second. "We didn't find him yet!" They both jumped off the couch.
"Oh man, we have to find him! Yuki is gonna go..."
"SHUICHI!"
Too late. Shuichi winced as he heard Yuki yell his name from the bedroom. "Y-yes Yuki!" Shuichi called back. "Why the hell is there a puppy in my fucking bed? What the hell have you and Goku done now? What the fuck! Aww Shit, It's pissing!"
Shuichi ran off to the bedroom, Goku close in tow. "Yuki wait! No, don't hurt Pocky!"
Yuki looked down at the puppy in his bed as he stood there with the sheet wrapped around him. "Pocky?" The door flew open and in ran Shuichi and Goku "Pocky!' Shuichi exclaimed as he picked the puppy up off the wet spot on the bed. ' Aw shit he named it.' Yuki thought to himself 'That means...' "Did that big ol' Yuki scare you?" Shu cooed. "Eiri, you shouldn't yell like that. You could have scared Pocky" Goku said. "Shut up. Damn monkey" "I'm not a monkey, you poor excuse for a novelist" Yuki glared and Goku glared back. Yuki rolled his eyes.
"Shuichi, why is there a puppy in my house?" Yuki asked, staring dangerously at his boyfriend. "Well...I...uh...Goku and I... we ...well..." "Puppy, singular, is an understatement, big brother" Tatsuha stood in the doorway of the bedroom holding several grocery bags. "What do you mean singular? Shuichi, there's more!" Shuichi winced and nodded. "For fucks sakes!"
"Hey, where were you Tatsuha!" Goku said, angrily walking up to Tatsuha. "You were supposed to be helping us!" Tatsuha smirked. "I was helping you. I went to the store and bought aniki here some beer to calm him down. Otherwise you guys will be dead." Goku just looked at him but he understood. Gojyo and Sanzo were the same way. If they were upset or angry, beer and some smokes always calmed them down...a bit. Goku nodded.
"Goku?" Goku winced as Yuki said his name dangerously.
"Y-yeah?"
"Exactly how many puppies did you and this moron bring into my house?"
"T-thirteen" Goku said in the tiniest of voices.
"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't CATCH THAT!" Yuki yelled sarcastically.
"T-thirteen" Goku said again.
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!"
"But you said..."
"I KNOW WHAT I SAID! Yuki rubbed his temples as he felt the first signs of a headache forming. He walked over to Tatsuha in the door way and yanked one of the six packs out of his brother's outstretched hands. Tatsuha saw this coming already. Yuki frantically ran his hands over his shirt pockets and then the pockets of his pants looking for something. "Here, I bought these too, just in case." Tatsuha said with a smile as he held out the new unopened pack of Marlboro Reds. Yuki snatched it and glared at his brother as he quickly opened the pack and retrieved what he wanted...needed. "I'm going back to work. I want those animals out of my house by the time I'm done" With that Tatsuha stepped aside, clearing the way for his brother to make his way to his santuary.
"Thanks alot Tatsuha" Goku said. "Did you have to tell him there were more puppies?" Tatsuha walked up to the demon child with a smirk on his face. He leaned into Goku's ear and whispered. "I told him because he would have freaked when he heard them yapping in the bathroom as he walked down the hall. But then again, you and I could have made enough noise together so that he wouldn't have been able to hear them...if you know what I mean. As a matter of fact, we still can if you want"
"Ewwww back off you filthy, perverted monk!" Goku said as he pushed Tatsuha away from him. That still didn't hide the flush that crept up on his cheeks. Tatsuha smirked. "I'm going to take these to the kitchen and then I'll help you" and with that Tatsuha left.
"He must really like you" Shuichi said as he stroked pocky's head. "He's only this persistant with Ryuichi" Goku blushed again. "Yeah? Well I don't like it. I wish he'd stop" "Riiiiiight" Shuichi said with a smirk. "Shut Up!"
After two hours the house was back the way it had been before the puppies had ran their rampage. Of course Yuki still didn't know that he didn't have any shoes but Shuichi, Tatsuha and Goku had decided to let him find that out on his own...later...much later...hopefully. At the moment the three boys were in the bathroom playing with the puppies. Goku and Shuichi were in the tub with them as Tatsuha sat on the toilet seat. "So what are we going to do with them?" Goku asked as he rubbed his nose against one the puppy's cold noses.
"I'm calling the ASPCA and having them come and take them away" The boy's heads shot in the direction of Eiri who stood outside the bathroom door watching them as he smoked. "No Way, Yuki!" Shuichi protested. "I'll be damned if I'm going to keep thirteen puppies in my house to keep ruining all my shoes" Yuki said. Goku, Shuichi and Tatsuha looked at him shocked. "Yes I noticed I didn't have anymore shoes left because they are all chewed up" Shuichi blushed and looked at his lap. "Sorry" he muttered "Ch" was Yuki's only responce. "But, the ASPCA kills them! I don't want them dead, I want them to go to a nice home."
"Why don't we call the North Shore Animal League?" Tatsuha asked. "They never kill animals. They're not supported by the goverment because of it. They stay open from peoples donations." Shuichi looked up brightly at Yuki. Goku too. " Please Yuki!" "Please Eiri!" the boys pleaded. "Fine whatever, but you call" and with that Eiri retreated to his study once again. "Yay!" Shuichi and Goku cried. "I'm going to make a big contribution to them" Shuichi cried with a big smile.
Within the hour The North Shore animal League we're taking the puppies away . Yuki insisted on counting them several times before they left to make sure they had all thirteen puppies. As Yuki counted, he heard an annoying sound in the backround.'I knew this would happen' he thought to himself. "What is it?" Yuki asked as he stoped in the middle of his counting to turn towards the sound. Goku had his arm draped over Shuichi's shoulders as Shuichi tried his best to hold in the sobs that were trying to escaping. "Shuichi misses pocky" Goku explained. Yuki glared. ' I knew this would happen when he named that damn thing. He's attached' He thought to himself. "How can he miss him if he hasn't left yet?" Yuki asked irritated. "Well, he'll be gone for good soon, right?" Goku said and that's all Shuichi need to hear to make him fail at trying not to cry. Tatsuha smirked as he watched the antics play out. He knew where this was headed. He knew his brother could never take it when Shuichi cried, no matter how much he denied it. It was Eiri's weakness.
Yuki closed his eyes and rubed his temples. He turned back to the two employees standing in the doorway. "We'll keep the smallest one" he said in the lowest of voices. Damnit, he hated it when Shuichi cried. It made him feel so...helpless. "I'm sorry sir, what did you say?" the female asked. Yuki glared at having to answer the question again. He hated showing how weak he was in front of people and Shuichi can basically make him do anything when he cries...though he doesn't know it. "Gimmie that one" he said pointing to the smallest puppy in the cage. "He's staying" Immediately the tears ceased as Shuichi heard what Yuki had said. "A-are you serious, Yuki?" "Hnnn" "Oh my gods Yuki thank you!" Shuichi flung his arms around his lovers neck and began kissing him all over his face. "I love you Yuki! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Once Shuichi finished his rain of kisses on Eiri, he turned around and took Pocky from the woman's outstreatched hands. He kissed the puppy and squeezed him tight. "He stays as long as you take him for a walk and feed him and whatever the hell else that thing needs" "Ok Yuki, I promise!" Shu said as he contined to suffocate the puppy. "This is your new home Pocky. Me and Goku are gonna be your best friends." Goku and Shuichi left for the kitchen . Goku assumed that the puppy might be hingry, but really he was going on how his own stomach felt.
"Sir, would you like to schedule a date for when you want to have the puppy neutered?" the male asked. "How much is it ?" Yuki asked wearily. "Oh sir, all of our services are free. If you adopt a puppy from us, all procedures are free." he smiled. "Fine" Yuki said.. The man pulled out his clip board and scheduled the appointment dates for when Pocky would visit the vet. Yuki took his half of the slip and closed the door behind them as they left.
"Aniki, you are such a softy" Tatsuha said with a smirk. Yuki glared as he folded the papaer and tucked it away into his pocket. "Lucky for you" Tatsuha continued. "Shuichi doesn't notice the effect he has on you, or you'd be broke by now" Yuki didn't say anything because he silently agreed. Yuki could hear the noise in the kitchen. He decided it would be best if he just walked in the opposite direction, otherwise one look at the kitchen, and he'd lose it. "I'm gonna go work" "Have fun, you big teddybear" Tatsuha tauted as he watched his brother's retreating back.
Tatsuha stood up from the couch and decided to join the boys and Pocky in the kitchen. Goku was sitting at the table eating a bunch of food while Shuichi was on the floor feeding Pocky chicken. Tatsuha walked over to the table and sat across from Goku and watched as the boy devoured his meals in awe. Goku had finally finished and began to suck each finger to rid them from the juices of the meat he had just finished. "Do you mind doing that again?" Tatsuha asked as soon as Goku had finished his sucking. Goku rolled his eyes. "Fuck off, pervert" Tatsuha shrugged. "It was just a question" "Whatever. Hey Shuichi, we don't have anything to drink" Goku said as he raided the fridge in search of something to quench his thirst. "Well, Tatsuha just bought beer. Why don't you have some of that?" Shuichi said as he sat on the floor rubbing his nose against Pocky's. Goku closed the refrigerator door. "B-but I've never had beer before. Sanzo and Gojyo say I'm too young"
"No, you're not" Shuichi said. "I'm 18 and I drink" "Yeah, Shu's a lush. He gets wasted every weekend" Tatsuha added. "Shut up!" Shu argued. Tatsuha shrugged. "It's true. And I'm 16 and all I do is drink beer so go ahead, have fun" Goku shrugged . He grabbed one of the beers in the fridge and downed half of it. He cringed as he first tasted it and then realized that it had a kinda...weird-nice taste to it. He kinda, sorta liked it. He downed the rest with no hesitation and burped. "These are good. They tatse kinda funny at first but then they're really good." "Yeah" Shu agreed. "Pass me one " Goku tossed Shuichi a can as he grabed another for himself.
Finally there was peace in the house. Yuki smiled as he kept typing. It was finally quiet. If he knew getting them a damn puppy would have shut them up, he would have gotten one along time ago...maybe. 'A puppy' Yuki thought to himself . He really couldn't believe that he now has a puppy. He swore he would NEVER have ANY pets. But he guessed love changes things. 'Love' Yuki cringe as he thought about that word. He loved Shu and he had come to accept it, but saying it or thinking it for that matter, was still weird.
Yuki shook his head to stop the thoughts and began to type again, when his silence was broken by a knock at the door. He didn't even have a chance to say 'Go away' before the door flew open. "What?" he asked as he saw his brother standing in the hallway. He noticed Tatsuha was holding his left cheek and there was a small bruise forming behind his hand. "What the hell happened to you?" Yuki asked. Tatsuha rolled his eyes. "Goku. All I did was try to kiss him. That kid has a serious right hook." Tatsuha smiled. "I love him!" Yuki rolled his eyes. "What do you want?" "Well, I just came to tell you...uh...I'm...uh leaving" "I thought you were staying here." "Uh, yeah about that. I-I think I'm going to go and stay with Mika and Tohma. See ya " and before his brother could ask him why he had such a change of heart, Tatsuha was gone.
"Freak" Yuki knew something ws up. Tatsuha was acting way to weird. Yuki sighed and saved what he had already written, ready to leave his study to see the damage in the other room. There had to be damage in order to Tatsuha to not sleep over when he was "In love". Yuki got out of his seat and followed the muffled sound of people talking into the kitchen.
"Stupid, Fucking monk. Trying to kiss me. I...I showed...I showed him, right Shu?"
"Uh...Uh-huh. You did. Damn Tatsuha"
"Next time...next time Imma kick his ass. Watch me, Shu. Imma kick his ass"
"Yeah, kick his poor excuse for a monk ass"
Shuichi and Goku bursted into a fit of laughter. 'Aww shit' Yuki thought to himself. 'They're drunk. I'm going to kill Tatsuha!' He sighed, shook his head and then decided to make his presences known. "What the hell are you two doing?"
"Eiri!"
"Yuki! Yuki, Yuki, Yuki Yuki...Ugh!" Shuichi beagan to run to Yuki to embrace him but was quickly pushed to the ground before he could carry the action out. "Don't touch me" Yuki growled. "Why the hell are you two drunk?"
"Well Eiri, I was-hic- thirsty and there was nothing in the um...in the...um..."
"Fridge?" Eiri helped.
"Yeah! Nothing in the fridge and Shuichi said I should drink beer even tho Sanzo would never let me...I wonder what Sanzo is doing. I miss him. You wanna know a secret?" Goku asked Eiri as he moved close to him in an attempt to hide what he was saying. Eiri just looked at him completely blank. "Shhh, Ok sometimes, I have dreams about him" Goku giggled. "Sanzo you mean?" Eiri asked. " Uh-huh. They're weird dreams like he'll like...shhhhhhh" Goku moved in closer. "Kiss me" Eiri smirked. ' So the kid does have a thing for his keeper'
"Ha I told you. You...you love-hic- Sanzo!" Shuichi cried
"Nuh-uh! It was a dream ! Shut up Shuichi!
Eiri was amused. He decided to see how many things he could actually get out of the kid in this state.Yuki walked over to the dining table and took a seat. "So Goku, What do you think of my brother?" he asked. Goku made a face. "He's a perverted monk. I hate him." Eiri smiled. Even though the boy was completely wasted, he could tell Goku wasn't telling the whole truth. "Do you think he's cute?" Goku blushed. "Well...yeah. Hes-hic-ok. I mean he has a nice smile and stuff but he comes on to me too much. And besides he's nohing like Sanzo and to much like Gojyo. Ugh!" "Who's Gojyo?" Eiri asked. "He's this perverted, stupid water sprite that I know. You know he's afraid of water? Fucking moron. How can you be a water demon and be afraid of water?" Goku started to laugh. ' Even wasted he has a crazy imagination.' Eiri thought to himself. "So have you ever had dreams about Gojyo?" Yuki asked. Goku blushed and Eiri smirked. He was having way too much fun.
"Yeah, once. Like he was all over me and touching me and stuff" Goku made a face of disgust. "Did you like it?" Goku blushed even more. "Well, yeah it was nice" "Do you think Gojyo is cute?" "Yeah, he's ok but I wouldn't do anything with him. He sleeps with too many woman not lilke Sanzo." Eiri couldnt help himself he laughed out loud. To Goku, no one compared to Sanzo.
"Ooooooooooh, Goku you're cheating on Sanzo with this Gojyo guy!" Shuichi taunted.
"Shut up!"
Eiri finally settled down and regained his composure. "So who else do you know that's a demon?" Goku thought for a moment. "Gojyo, Hakkai, this annoying chick named Lirin, Lirin's older brother Kougaiji, This apothecary chick named Yaone and Gojyo's older brother Gin or Dokugakuji, whatever the hell you wanna call him. Oh yeah, and I'm a demon too. Wanna see?"
"Yeah, lemme see" Eiri said. He wanted to see how the kid would act like a demon. This could be interesting. Goku reached for the diadem on his head and began to pull it off.
"NOOOOOOOO! Goku you can't! " Shuichi yelled tackling him to the ground. "Remember, you said you can't take that thing off"
Goku laughed stupidly. "Ooooooooooh yeah. I can't. I'd kill you both if I did" he laughed.
"Yeah" Shichi laughed too. They were hysterical two seconds later, tears falling from their eyes as they rolled on the floor laughing. Eiri rolled his eyes as he stood from the table, disappointed that he now couldn't see the show he wanted. Goku making an ass of himself. 'Whatever' "Come one you two, lets go to bed."
"No wait, Eiri. I could show you how I fight" Goku said as Eiri pulled him too his feet by the wrist. "You already did" Goku shook his head violently. "Nuh-uh." He pulled out of Eiri's grip. Yuki was a bit taken aback by the boys strenth. "No, I told you, you already showed me" Goku ignored him and called for his staff. "Yay!" Shuichi cried as he bagan to clap."Goku's gonna show us how he fights!" "He already did show us remember? Me...in the hospistal...just last night." Shuichi ignored Eiri as he watched Goku in awe. "Wow" he whispered. Eiri rolled his eyes.
"Look, I dont have time for..."
"Hyaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Uh-oh" Goku said as he ordered his staff to disappear. "I think I...knocked him out ...again" Goku laughed. "Oh this...this is so kick ass." Shuichi began to laugh too. "Oh yeah, you did knock him out yesterday. I forgot." Shuichi chuckled."This is the second time in two days" "Yeah "
Silence.
"So...do you think we should like call someone?"
"I dunno. Maybe he'll wake up in a minute" Goku shrugged.
Silence.
"Shuichi, he doesnt seem to be waking up" Goku walked over to Eiri and slapped his face a few times. He giggled. "Dude, he is out cold"
" You and your damn fighting moves"
"Yeah but you have to admit, it was kick-ass"
"Yeah" The boys laughed.
"So what should we do?"
"Well yesterday we called the ambulance, right?" Goku nodded. "Ok, so let call again" Shuichi said with a shrug.
"Ok"
"Hey Goku?"
"Yeah?"
"Whats the number...to the hospital again?"
Yuki's eyes fluttered open. Once again wincing at the bright light in the room. ' You've gotta be shitting me' He thought to himself as he took in his surroundings and realized that he was once again the hospital. 'Again?'
"Hi Eiri" Yuki heard from his left. He turned to face Goku who sat about five feet away in one of the chairs in the room. He glared and Goku looked at the floor. He heard a noise from the bathroom. "Where' Shuichi?" He asked. "Puking in the bathroom. He was crying just a minute ago but he had to go to the bathroom." Yuki shook his head. Now he remembered. Shuichi and Goku were drunk and Goku knocked him out with that damn stick. Shuichi walked out of the bathroom and squeeled as he saw Yuki awake in the bed. "Yuki! Oh my God's I thought you were dead this time. I mean two days in a row I thought for sure you were dead but you're not and you're alive and you're awake and I'm just so happy!" Shuichi jumped into the bed with Yuki and hugged him tight around his middle.
"Let go of me. Come on, let's go." Shuichi let go and looked up at his lover with worry. "Yuki? Do you really think..." "Let's go!" Eiri pulled his legs over the side of the bed and began making his way to the front desk to get the sign out sheets. Shuichi sighed and just followed suit. Goku close in tow. They halied another cab and within 15 mins, they were home. They walked into the apartment and took off their shoes. "I'm going to bed" Eiri said and took off to his room. Shuichi and Goku just watched him not really knowing what to say. "Think he's real pissed?" Goku asked. Shuichi nodded "Oh yeah"
Yuki took a quick shower and dressed in his pajams. 'Twice!' He thought to himself. 'In two days.' He was completely shocked but decided it was better not to dwell on it. He climbed into bed and pulled the covers up to his neck. 'Alteast they're going to work tomorrow so I can finally get some work done.' Was his last thought before dozing off to sleep.
End of Chapter 3
Aww man I am so sorry this took so long.And Yuki and Shu now have a pet! lol I just couldn't think of anything to write. I just wrote bit by bit everyday hoping that eventually it would come together. Sorry if this chapter kinda sux. I know the ending does but dont fret, the next chap everything goes crazy.
Ok, North Shore Animal league is a FANTASTC place that really does exist.I got 1 of my kitties from there! They NEVER kill their animals and arent funded by the government because of this. They survive off of donatins. If you love animals, make a donation. It's going to and great cause and you earn Karma points lol And yes they do spay/neur the animal for free if u adopt from them. They really are Great! The ASPCA, atleast here in brooklyn KILL the animals so I don't like them MEANIES! I think the one in Manhattan doesnt tho. Finally!
I noticed that when I'm wasted or when my friends are wasted we like to repeat everything lol So yeah that's why everything is repeated twice . I wanted to be a little different with less "hic" in between every word cuz thats rare. (I know way too much about that lol ) I had Goku speak "Drunken truths" lol I thought it would be amusing and you see some of my fav pairings. I love SanzoxGoku and GokuxGojyo (i just got into that one). I also like SanzoxGojyo. I never used to but 1 fic was so beautifully written that I became a fan lol She converted me! And HA i made you think Goku was gonna take off his power limiter. Nope. It's not coming off...yet. TeeHee.
Ok About Chapter 4
Tatsuha is back ( I couldn't let him leave for good. Tatsuha is becoming my fav character in ALL my fics lol We really have a relationship now), Yuki is bonding with Pocky? lol and Yes people let's say it. Ryuichi is coming! HaHaHa. I can't have a fic of all the bakas WITHOUT Ryuichi! So it's Tatsuha, Shuichi, Goku AND Ryuichi to drive Yuki insane. Ryuichi and Goku talk Shuichi into doing something that will ALMOST make Yuki literally KILL them! Oh my poor Yuki. I love him so much and this will surely send him over the edge.
Well stay tuned
Until next time...
Zaijian