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(Sirius pulls out a piece of parchment and tries to contain his laughter glancing at James.)

Sirius: So Prongs...When did Madam Pomfrey say your skin will get back to it's normal color?

Remus: Though I must say, you do look rather stricking being blue...

S: I would have to agree. Atleast they didn't make it bright or neon pink. They left you with atleast some dignity, blue being a masculine color and all.

(Remus stiffles his laughter and tries not to stare at James's bright blue face.)

James: Haha you two. Dear Evans was just telling Walden that I look like a smurf, or something. Its this thing on a muggle show I guess. Poppy says I'll be back to my lovely self in about 2 days. Joy...

Peter: Padfoot has a point though Prongs. They did cut you some grace.

J: If you call grace being bright blue then it is just over flowing Wormtail.

S: Well look on the bright side James, atleast they didn't shrink a certain part of your anatomy...They did, afterall, threaten too. In my opinion, this was a much more leniant punishment, although, underserved punishment.

R: Are you really saying it was undeserved Sirius?

S: Yes. Lily was the one who started it. James simply retaliated after being humiliated.

R: I suppose, but part of me still thinks this is James's fault to some small degree. You figure you would know what buttons not to push by now Prongs, but you do anyway. That puts you at fault and makes you stupid...

S: Okay...you do have a slight point there Moony, but you even have to admit that it was worth it.

R: I will do no such thing, but I will ,however, say it was funny as hell.

J: Thanks so much for your support Moony. (note sarcasm) Your just jealous that girls still flock over me when I am a perwinkle blue

P: Some guys just get all the luck. I think only you and Padfoot could pull it off.

J: No, just me. The girls love the line "Im blue without you." With this look. I think one of them fainted after I said that.

S: You can't actually tell me that they found that charming? Heck, I've known you for six years and I don't even find it charming. Ridiculous would be a better word for it. Comical even.

R: I'm just saying you need to watch what you are doing around Lily more often. I think you can clearly see that she is just no longer letting you do anything you want with no retaliation. She's actually rather scary when she gets angry. Anna too. If they were boys, I daresay they would give us a run for our money.

S: Moony, that is just stupid. They pulled off a great hex on James, but that doesn't mean they could outsmart us.

R: Seeing as how my arguing will do nothing to persuade you that you may have an equal, I shall stop trying to convince you. So Wormtail, how is your quest for the lovely Anastasia going?

P: A complete failure. I was trying to ask her, but I kept slurring my words. Getting the gist she said no. Said something about how I wasn't her type and that she perfers to date guys that are taller than her. She told me some crap about how there is the right one for everyone out there, and she is not the one for me. I have to say though, it was the nicest way a girl has rejected me.

J: So, does that mean that Padfoot was successful? If so, Wormtail you got a lot of chocolate frogs to pay up

S: Oh no, no, no...The bet had much higher stakes than that. You could say that Anna did agree to let me escort her to Hogsmead...So I win. You shall get a wonderful show in the Great Hall today. I call it, Peter Pettigrew in his knickers.

R: This should be interesting.

S: Indeed. You better not back out on your end of the bargain Wormtail, I hear quite a few girls are excited to see what kind of underwear you wear.

R: Oh Merlin...Well, before that happens, would one of you care to cast the conjunctuvitis curse on me? I really don't feel like witnessing this charade.

J: You did what Peter! Merlin and the all mighty Gods help you Wormtail. And Padfoot, I want proof that Walden agreed to go to Hogsmede with you. I won't believe it till I see it.

P: Im not backing out Sirius, you guys would never let me live it down. Everyone will get a good laugh at lunch today. Of all the days I chose to wear my baby pink heart knickers...

J: Woah, a little too much information there Wormtail. And Peter rather than entertainment, its more like beingscarred for life or becoming blind...

P: Yeah! James has a point Padfoot. What proof do you have that Anna is going with you! And James, thats cold blue man..

J: Just telling it how it is chubby. The truth hurts.

P: Bite me horn head.

S: If you want proof then send her a note and ask her. I don't have to prove myself to you.

R: You have knickers with hearts on them? Now who's gay...

(Sirius buries his face behind a book and laughs quietly to himself.)

S: And you called me gay! Bwuahahahahaha... Blerr-lo-dy Hell! This just keeps getting better and better!

R: Better for who? I'm personally not looking forward to having to witness it.

P: My mum gave me them for my birthday. They happen to be very comfortable. And I am confident in my sexuality to wear these hearts with pride.

J: Its good you are confident Wormtail, because I don't think anyone else is. And Moony, I can cover your eyes if you don't wish to witness the horrid event.

R: I appreciate the offer James, but I think I'm quite capable of covering my own eyes.

P: Is it pick on Wormtail day and someone forgot to tell me about it? I still don't believe you Padfoot by the way.

S: You just keep telling yourself that Wormtail...Maybe one day you'll actually come to believe it. If you want proof, ask her you dolt! How thick can you be? And since when has it not been pick on Wormtail day? I figured you were use to this by now.

P: Fine, I'll ask her and write a note already. And you guys don't pick on me all the time, what happened to Snape?

J: Snape...yes that name rings some bells...

S: Oh Wormtail, stop crying. It isn't that bad is it. But yes, I haven't seen Snape in a while. Where has that git been hiding I wonder.

R: Well, after you levited him over the lake and dropped him on top of the giant squid, I figure he is probably as far away from you and James as he can get. If I remember correctly, the squid wasn't too happy...

(Sirius bursts out laughing and wipes tears from his eyes.)

S: Yeah, that was pretty funny wasn't it?

J: Hillarious mate!

R: Oh yeah. Being hurled through the air and having to land on the ground in front of the Whomping Willow sounds hilarious! Geez, why haven't I ever tried that?

S: Oh Moony, lighten up would you? I'll never forget that face he made as he sailed through the air screaming like a girl.

J: Yeah, that was great Padfoot. Poor squid though. The lake is probably so greasy now, that Snape poisoned the beast. Oh the irony...

P: A note sent successfully to Anna, and now for the reply. And Padfoot Snape flying over the grounds was brilliant.

S: Thank you, thank you. Yeah, that squid is probably dying right about now!

R: Yes, quite ironic. I'm surprised you even know what that means Prongs.

J: Sod off Moony...

S: Do you think you are the only one who reads pays attention in class Moony? We aren't complete idiots.

R: Well, you guys have sure done a good job fooling me into believing it.

J: Please Moony. Padfoot and I are just both too lazy to be studious, and frankly...we don't want to be. And we have better things to do then read books all afternoon. I seem to recall that we both got top marks on our OWLs too.

R: You only got top marks on your OWLS because I stayed up tutoring you and Sirius till three in the morning for an entire week before your exams.

S: Hey, atleast give us some credit. We did manage to stay awake didn't we?

R: Yes. Such a formidable feat.

P: I don't believe it...Anna is actually going with you...You weren't lying Sirius. How did you do it?

J: WHAT! Ok, now Sirius, how did you convince Anna? She isn't exactly one of your drone fan club wenches...

S: Why should I give away the secrets to my seduction? Let's just say I have a way with women that none of you could possibly begin to understand. I've been blessed.

J: Padfoot now you have to tell me. And what are you going to do on your date? Do you even know what Anna likes?

P: Or cursed Padfoot. No girl takes you seriously.

J: All girls take Sirius seriously because he is Sirius, seriously.

P: Your amused very easily Prongs.

J: Its a sign of wisdom Wormtail my man. Now Padfoot spill!

S: Wether it is a curse or a blessing, I will not question a good thing. Honestly, I don't know what I did. I found her sitting in the library by herself and we just started talking. It was weird. She has never paid me that much attention before, and when I asked her if she would go to Hogsmead with me, she said yes.

R: Padfoot, you are an idiot savant with women.

S: What do you mean they don't take me seriously. I'm actually looking forward to this date with Walden. She's got a killer bod and a great mind. I'll figure out what she likes on our date. Don't worry, I've got things under control. I've done this a million times.

R: Literally...

J: No Moony, maybe twice that many. He's a typical ladies man, besides me of course.

P: You two are so full of yourselves.

S: And how is that a bad thing Wormtail? I don't see you going on the date with Anna, so what I'm doing must be working.

R: Oh Merlin...I already went into this with you...

S: Exactly, so just keep you cute little mouth shut.
Note my sarcasm.

R: Call me cute again, sarcasm or no, and I'll cover you with boils.

S: Man Moony, is it getting near that time of the month again for you?

R: Wow Padfoot, your wit astounds me...

J: C'mon you two play nice now. Do you think Lily would fall for the "Im blue" line?

P: You cant be serious Prongs.

J: No, that's Padfoot.

P: Will you stop that!

S: Yeah, I'm Sirius you dolt. Seriouly, what is the matter with you Wormtail?

R: Serioulsy Sirius, stop confusing him.

S: Exactly.

R: You are hopeless aren't you?

S: I like to think so.

R: Why doesn't that surprise me?

S: Beats me.

R: I wish...

S: And no, I don't think Lily would fall for that line...Infact, I don't know anybody who would...

J: Your just jealous Padfoot that you didn't think of a line like that first. I know the way your mind works.

P: Ahhhh class is almost over!

J: Thank Merlin! I need something entertaining, Im bored out of my wits...Lily and Anna have been writing notes all period. I wonder what they are talking about...

A/N: There you have it another chapter up and running for Mindless Prattle. We are deciding to leave it off here because inthe next chapter, you will be finding out exactly what James was wondering about. You didn't think that Evans and Walden were completely innocent did you? The girls are concocting up something that the Marauders cannot even imagine. Stay tuned to find out. Read and Review please. It helps us write faster.