CHAPTER 6

The screaming has finally stopped and went back to sleep. I haven't fought in such a long time ever since I assailed those knights from Far Far Away. I know that other heroes do save another person from evil. Most evil things might not reason to kill and some do have a reason. As for me, my reason for capturing Fiona was because that her people killed my mother for no reason. I can understand that they thought she was terrorizing them, but she wasn't trying to scare anybody. I waited so long to get my vengeance over her and then I finally got it. The next day, I woke up and I went out of the keep and I set out to fly around for a while. I haven't been outside of my castle for days so I decided to go outside and fly for a while. While I was flying, I saw Shrek and the others. They were walking in the woods and some guy comes out and takes the princess. I was shocked to see that from a high view. I came down a little closer and I wanted to hide so nobody can see me. After all, it is a very large forest, isn't it? Then I saw that this guy was trying save Fiona from Shrek. That was weird, Shrek saved Fiona from me. Shrek hasn't done anything to Fiona to hurt her. Maybe the guy thinks Shrek is kidnapping her. So he saves Fiona and then Shrek tells him to leave her alone. Then the guy says to him that he was busy and she was getting mad at him. Then he thinks that he didn't introduce himself to her, so he says to her that his name is "Miseur Hood". To me, that sounded strange, it almost sounded like the phrase "Miss your hood". Then he says to her that he is saving her from Shrek in which he calls a beast. He doesn't seem like a beast to me. Anyway, then he introduces his group on which he calls "The Merry Men". They were singing like silly.

Suddenly, fight goes on and from I saw, it was Fiona who was starting the fight. She was able to assail all those men in one shot; she could kick them in mid air. That princess can fight! Why didn't she do that when I captured her? If I would known that she can fight like crazy, she would have escaped from me sooner than to have to wait for somebody to rescue her. Maybe she couldn't take on such an enormous dragon like me. I could take on over 5,000 knights in one day with my fire breath! I can also kick and punch them out all at once. No knight could fight me like a real hero; they just follow orders from some general who does not know real tactics to fight another army. Well, anyway I am just saying that she could have fought me like she did with those Merry Men. I decided to fly off and look somewhere else to spy on them.
As Shrek and Fiona were walking, Fiona noticed an arrow stabbed into his behind. She tries to pull it out and Shrek was freaking out and was afraid of her pulling out. Then Donkey comes and freaks out about the arrow. Donkey thinks that Shrek is going to die. I did not get this, how could Shrek die from the arrow if it is stabbed into his behind? He would have died if the arrow stabbed his heart, but not from the behind. Anyway, Fiona tells him to get her a blue flower with red thorns. So Donkey goes off to find one and Fiona tells him that she was trying to get rid of Donkey. Well, I guess he was a bit annoying when she was trying to pull the arrow out. I couldn't stand to watch this so I left the forest quietly and then I flew off.

While I was flying, I was able to see Far Far Away from a high view and I thought I should go spy on that castle and see how everybody must feel after what I've done to her. So, I started heading toward Far Far Away and then I found a spot to land where nobody could see me. Then I walked quietly, looking around to find the castle and then I found it. I see the king out in the garden crying so I hid and I listened to what he was crying about.

"Why Fiona?" he cried. "Why would that vicious dragon capture my daughter Fiona? She was a beautiful princess, how could that dragon do that her? And how did my knights get blown away by that dragon? They all tried to rescue her but, they're all gone? I just hope somebody rescues my daughter."

Well, he's still upset about what I've done to Fiona. The queen comes out to the garden and she saw the king crying.

LILLIAN: Harold?

HAROLD: Yes, Lillian.

LILLIAN: What's the matter honey? Are you still crying about Fiona?

HAROLD: Yes, I miss her a lot. I just wish that dragon never captured her. That dragon was being mean to us.

LILLIAN: I miss her too; let's just hope that somebody saves her. You never know what could happen. A hero might have come and saved her and killed that dragon.

They think a hero came to my castle and killed me, eh. Fiona is saved by Shrek, but I'm not dead, I'm still alive, hiding by the castle spying on the king and queen. As for me, I just wished that his people never killed my mother in the first place. If my mom were still alive, Fiona would have been standing there in the garden right now and everything would have been fine. I see a messenger come in to see the king.

MESSENGER: Sire, I'm hearing rumors about Princess Fiona throughout the kingdom. Lots of rumors, I'm sure whose side to take." He says.

HAROLD: Oh, really, I wonder what's going on with them.

MESSENGER: I'm not sure, but I all know is that somebody from our kingdom has gone to the castle earlier and found that Fiona was not there. He came back and hold told everybody that she was gone. A lot of people have assumed have assumed that somebody went and saved her. I'm not sure what to do." He says to the king.

HAROLD: Well, I'll have somebody find out who saved her.

MESSENGER Thank you, your majesty. (and leaves)

Rumors are spreading, eh? I'm just going to spy around the whole kingdom and hear what the rumors are about. I find another spot to hide and went there and started to listen in to what is going on. I see a couple of guys talking about me.

MAN 1: I heard that some glamorous prince with a horse saved the princess by killing the dragon.

MAN 2: Oh really? Well I heard that a hero saved the princess without slaying the dragon.

MAN 1: Is that so?

MAN 2: Yeah, somebody told me.

One guy thought somebody killed me and the other one said some of the truth. I moved to a different spot and I hear some girls talking about it as well.

GIRL 1: Princess Fiona was saved by some handsome prince.

GIRL w/HAT: Yeah, I heard about that. A guy told me that the prince, who saved her, was a hot guy and he was also slayed the dragon with his own hands.

GIRL 2: Well, I heard that some hero, who saved her, was a magical creature with a tiger and slayed the dragon with a spear.

GIRL w/HAT: How would a magical creature with a tiger save a princess? Isn't it usually a knight with a horse?

GIRL 2: I'm not sure, but that's what I heard. Somebody told me that. You'll never know how she got saved.

Well, Shrek is certainly not that hot when I come to think of it, and nobody (not even a magical creature) with a tiger came to my castle to slay me. They can keep on guessing what happened, but I'm not telling anybody what really happened to Fiona and I mean nobody. NOBODY! Not even to the Kingdom of Far Far Away. Nobody will know! All of that remains a secret to me.