CHAPTER 8
(Ending of Shrek 1)
Donkey leaves and heads for Shrek's swamp. Just as I have planned, Donkey took some logs ands sets them in a line like, as it was a barrier. I see a door open and Shrek comes out. He noticed the barrier and he asked Donkey what he was doing. Just as I have planned, Donkey told him that it was his half of the swamp and that he deserved it for rescuing Fiona. Then a fight busted out between the two of them and they insulted each other. It seems like my plan is going well. Shrek tried to leave Donkey, but Donkey just kept on following him, pressuring him. Shrek goes to his "out house" and Donkey insults him again.
Then Shrek tells him to go away, but then Donkey tells him about what he did to Fiona. Then Shrek mentions to him about what he though Fiona said about him and just as I said to Donkey, he told him that she was talking about somebody else. Shrek then came out and asked him who he was talking about and Donkey turned around and walked away. Then Shrek times and Donkey forgives him and mentions something about the wedding. Then Shrek was wondering about it and thought they couldn't make it there in time. Then Donkey told him not to worry about it and that is where I come in. I flew up and I landed on the ground where they where standing. Then they climbed on me by using my chain that was hanging from my chandelier on my neck.
While climbing, Donkey mentions that he did not install seatbelts yet. how can he put seatbelts on top of me? That would be impossible to do! I have skin, not wooden seats! As soon as they got on top of me, I took off, heading for Dulock. I flew for a couple a miles and then I finally saw it.
As soon as we got there, I landed on the ground and they got off ready to head for the chapel. But Donkey came up to me first, and told me that he'll see me later. So I left and then they left for the chapel. This was the third time I have been to Dulock, since I was spying on Farquaad last night, and I've been here the day before that. As I was leaving, I thought about spying on what's going on at the wedding so I head back to the chapel and I looked through one stained glass windows. It was hard for me to look through with all the fancy colors in the way so I tried to look for a clear spot to look.
I see Fiona and Farquaad walking down the aisle and up to a priest. He was speaking about the marriage and Fiona asks he they can go to the "I do's". Then Farquaad said to the priest to go on with the passage. Weddings don't usually go straight to the "I do's", the bride and groom usually give their bows and hear a passage before they can go to the "I do's" and kiss each other. I guess Fiona wanted kiss Farquaad already and leave the chapel before she turns into an ogre after sunset. But I think she won't be coming out anytime soon.
I peaked over to the edge of the building and I see Shrek pushing Donkey up and down. I guess Donkey is trying to see when they can barge in. I think they could barge in when the priest says "you may now kiss the bride". Shrek pushed him up a couple of times and Donkey said that the priest already said it. Then Shrek gets angry and barges into the chapel, screaming that he objects. Then everybody inside reacted mad and even Fiona and Farquaad got angry. Shrek needed to talk to her but he told Shrek that it was too late to talk. Then Shrek tells her that she can't marry him because he's not her true love. Then she wondered what Shrek knew about true love and then Shrek answered that he only wanted to be king. Farquaad then tried to convince her that he really loved her and thta thew ogre is lying. How did Shrek find out what I was telling to Donkey? Did he perhaps overhear what I planned for Donkey? I guess I was closer to the swamp than I thought. I started to head to the back of the building. Over there was a big window. I hid next to it and I peaked through the window, spying on what is going on.
Fiona looks at the window, mumbling to herself, then the sun goes down and suddenly, she turns back into an ogre. Shrek then realized that was turned into an ogre and that she was not talking about him after all. Then a fight busted out and Farquaad drew his sword and pointed at Fiona's chin, threatening to have her locked up in my tower for the rest of her days. Well, I don't want Fiona in my tower anymore. I'm going with Donkey instead. Somebody should have warned her about what will happen to her. Well, thats it! I'm sick and tired of Farquaad! So, I walked away from the chapel and then I turned around and headed back and then I barged in like as if I were crashing a party! I saw him and tried to eat him up. Man, I could use a snack after all of that spying I've done. I kept on eating him, and eating him as he was screaming and then I swallowed him. Goodbye Farquaad!
It felt great when I ate him. Well who's going to rule Dulock now? Probably a nicer person. Lord Farquaad was an epitome of a mean person. He's probably not good enough to be a king, or a ruler of Dulock. Anyway, I left the big window and I headed for the entrance. I went inside quietly and I went to the first stained glass window and just stood there, watching what will happen next. Shrek and Fiona were talking and then they were about to kiss each other for trule love's first kiss. Well, I know that she will not turn back into human since she's kissing an ogre, but I'll watch anyway. Maybe something else will happen. So Fiona and Shrek kissed each other and suddenly a beam of stated come from her and it grew bigger, and bigger, and bigger and then it exploded throughout the entire chapel.
Almost every window was broken, but the I stood bt did not break. I punched it out and now they're all broken. Almost every window including the one I punched out had a glass figure of Farquaad on it. Who needs him? I still think that he's a greedy man. He arrested an innocent man and he almost had troops take Fiona back to my keep and have locked up in my highest tower for the rest of her days. Well, like I said before, I have no use for Fiona anymore. I found somebody else to be with and that would be Donkey. Anyway, Fiona was lying on the floor and when she got up to see Shrek, nothing has happened! Just like I said to Donkey before, it would not work on an ogre. Shrek still thinks that she is beautiful. Well, there goes a happy ending! Well, at least for them.
I went outside and I hid next to the entrance and then I waw Fiona and everybody else come out of the building like crazy. Everybody is following Shrek and Fiona. Are they party animals? Or are they going to an "outside" reception? I flew up and then I began to follow them slowly They all went far away into the forest and they partied like as if they were party animals. Everybody was singing and dancing while a white carriage came to pick up Shrek and Fiona. The carriage looked like a pumpkin and it had nice-looking wheels. I know that Cinderella used a carriage like that to head for the ball. But this pumpkin carriage looks real, not magical. They went inside and as it was leaving, everybody was waving goodbye. Well, Now I'm going to live with Donkey.
(End of Shrek 1)