CHAPTER 10

They finally arrive and they come out of the carriage. Lillian and Harold came out to greet them as well. When they saw Shrek and Fiona back at Far Far Away again, Harold got shocked. Well, they were happy to see Fiona again, but Shrek seems to be rejected by Harold only because he's an ogre, but Fiona's an ogre too, why would they like her and not Shrek? My mother likes different races and she even was a human once herself. She showed me her human form once and she looked beautiful in it. I still miss my mother and I only wish for her to be alive. Like I said before, she would have loved Donkey. Anyway, they all went inside the castle.

Later that night, I looked through the window and I saw that they were having dinner together. There was some talking but, there was one conversation about me and it was about how Fiona got saved from me. They were also talking about slaying me and Harold got shocked about me not getting slayed. A few moments later, Shrek burped in front of everybody at the table. They all got embarrassed at Shrek. I can burp louder than that. I can burp so loud that a whole town could hear it.

Three hours later, everyone was ready to go to sleep. I couldn't find out where Donkey was going to sleep, but I thought I should spy on Shrek and Fiona and see what they're up to. I'll spy on Shrek first. I looked in one of the windows and I saw Shrek sleeping. He woke up and looked around the whole room and he saw a diary that belonged to Fiona. My mother had a diary very similar to Fiona's, but my mother's was gold and had a key to open it. My mom used to record her adventures on there back when she was younger. As he was reading it, all of the pages kept on saying "Fiona Charming" after some paragraphs. So Fiona's last name was Charming, eh? I wonder if Prince Charming was her brother. If he is, why would a brother and a sister marry each other? Couldn't they find their own love? It doesn't seem right for a brother and a sister to marry each other.

Anyway, I moved into a different spot and spied on Fiona. Suddenly a fairy godmother comes in her room and uses a spell to organize everything in the room. I've seen her before on my second time over there. She didn't seem very nice. She was getting things ready for Fiona, but she told her that she didn't want anything and was going to be with Shrek. Then the fairy got shocked and told her that she should marry a prince, then she leaves and gets in the is "flying carriage" and leaves for the king. When I read the story of Cinderella, there was a nice fairy godmother that helped get her to the ball by using magic to make a magical carriage.

I followed it to the king's bedroom and then I hid somewhere looking at the window so I could find out what else happens. I think the she's up to no good. Harold gets in the carriage and it leaves. I followed it wherever it went. I couldn't make out what they were saying, but as I got closer to it, I was able to understand what they were saying. So Harold is going to have Fiona marry Prince Charming. Well, I think Fiona belongs to Shrek. After all, he did save from me. I got tired after all of this spying so I headed back to my home (where Donkey and I live) ad went to sleep

The next morning, I woke up and I wanted to head back to Far Far Away. But first, I wanted to head back to my old home and see what it is like now. So took off and headed back to my castle When I got there, I saw something strange, so I went inside and everything was different than it used to be. I went into my gold room and all the gold and the other treasure were gone! Why? Where is it? Where would it have gone to? I can't find it anywhere! I went near the entrance and even the knight armour was gone, too! I went back outside and I find a couple of men who look like robbers. So robbers stole from me? I remembered the time a couple of robbers tried to rob me and I chased them out. But this time, it was unnoticed.

I went after them and I assailed them like crazy and I roared at them. The robbers where scared of me and tried to run away! But I was faster than they were, so I caught up to them and attacked them even more. I was constantly scratching them with my claws and stabbing them with my fingers! I even punch them out! Man, I could fight! I made my first attempt to bite them, but they punched my right eye out. I roared as I was in pain!

ROBBER 1: That's what you get for attacking us you overgrown dragon!

STEPHANIE: You imbosouls!

ROBBER 2: Whoa! You can talk?

STEPHANIE: Yes. Don't make me attack you again!

ROBBER 2: You fought us brutally you overgrown dragon!

ROBBER 1: Why did you attack us?

STEPHANIE: I think you robbers stole gold from my castle I once lived in.

ROBBER 1: Wait a minute! That gold we took from that castle is yours?

STEPHANIE: Yes! Now give it back to me or I will assault you again!

ROBBER 2: How can this be you gold? That we castle we stole it from had it for a long time and it's yours?

ROBBER 1: Yeah, I mean it's just a crummy old castle surrounded by lava. How could it be your home?

STEPHANIE: Because I made it my home you bozos! Now give me that gold!

ROBBER 1: No we will not, dragon!

STEPHANIE: So be it!

I assaulted them again! I even knocked them out unconscious! I scratched them even more with my own claws! I took their bag from their carriage and I whacked it with my tail, along with the robbers. I can see them flying away and falling down to a very messy area! I went back to my castle and put everything back where everything was. Yeah! Now I have my keep back! Those fools! They don't know what it takes to fight a dragon like me! Even though they punched me in the eye, I fought back! They never should have messed with a dragon like me, or steal from me ever! This wasn't the first I was involved in a robbery; I've been through one before. I finally leave the castle and headed back to Far Far Away. When I got there, I searched everywhere for Shrek and Donkey, but they were never found. Where could they be? I only saw Fiona there for some reason. Why would Fiona be there and not Shrek and Donkey? I didn't understand this at all. So, I left to search for Shrek and Donkey for a couple of hours. It was hard to find them from the sky when everything is small from up there so I went down some more to get a better view. Two hours more passed and then I spotted them in the forest.