CHAPTER 11

I landed there and then I hid somewhere where no one could find me and I peaked what is going on. They were walking and some cat with a sword interferes with them along the way. He was wearing a hat and a pear of boots. He was fighting them off! He swung his sword so good! Man, where would a cat get that kind of skill? I have never seen a cat do that before in my life! The fighting stopped, they conversed with each other, and the cat told them that his name is "Puss in boots." Puss in boots? That is a weird name for a cat like that. You might as well call me "spy dragon" if you want to since I spy a lot. That cat acts like a musketeer or some other warrior and he even acts debonair. However, what are Shrek and Donkey looking for? Well, I overheard that Shrek and Donkey were looking for some potion that can transform a person into whatever a person wants. Therefore, I guess that Shrek wants to be a human. Ha, that would be cool. In addition, Fiona turning back into human, wouldn't that be great for them? They traveled through the forest and they find a laboratory that seems to be like a factory of some sort. I waited for them to get inside, and then I hid next to one of the windows and then I saw that there were some potions stacked up on a shelf and some other things. Besides that, there were people using machines like as if it were machines used in factories, like assembly lines for an example. I just find that the Fairy God Mother runs the place! They enter into the desk of a receptionist and asked for her, but the receptionist said no. Then Shrek tells the receptionist that they work for the Union. I don't remember Shrek or Donkey ever having a part-time job, and I certianly don't have one either. So they went inside the factory and they find a room. The went inside and found a library with potions and books. Puss-in-boots climed up the shelf to look, then he finds a potion called "Happily Ever After". That's a wierd name for a potion I say, I never heard of before. Puss breaks the glass that was guarding it and takes it, but my love was dumb enough to leave the door open and guards caught them! Hey, I never get myself caught in those kinds of situations! Come on! Bare with me why don't you? Anyway, so, they run away from them and got out the factory and chat for a while.

Then, Shrek drinks the potion and then it begins to rain, then theywalked off.They then found ahouse made of stone and stayed there for a while. One moning,Shrek becomes human and 3 women woke him up, and Shrek acted starnge, buthowever Donkey turns into a beautiful white horse. Oh my, Donkey looks better as a horse rather than a regular old donkey. That's what I think; I would love him as a white horse! My mother has ridden many beautiful horses back in her day. If she were still alive, she would definitely love him as a horse! In addition, if she transforms into human, she would ride him around. Nevertheless, that is never going to happen since her death. Shrek talksto them women and Those women want him! Oh geez, I would love to watch women chase after him! Shrek then tries to explain what he was trying to do. They then leave and they hide somewhere. Twenty minutes later, they rendezvous with a carriage. Oh, boy! It runs over Donkey and he screams for help! Thensomebody comes out of the carriage and then see if he's alright.Donkey thinks he's blind. But Shrek was able to steal a wig off the person riding in the carriage. "Weird" I thought. That was the weirdest thing I have ever seen. Why would Shrek steal a wig off him? Is He trying to disguise himself? Gosh, I feel sorry for that poor passenger, but I guess Shrek needs to do what he's gotta do to save Fiona. I know disguises can help sometimes. Shrek then takes off and Puss falls,.Aww, poor kitty.

I took off into the sky and I followed them as they head to Far Far Away. I stayed far back so they would not know that I was following them. Gosh, this was taking too long so I left and headed to my keep because I wanted to see if there were any more robbers going to my castle. What I found was that there were some people with hammers and there was a big catapult with a huge rock in it. What are they doing? Are they trying to destroy my castle? I hid and I wanted to watch what will happen. I heard some of them speak.

MAN 1: Why don't we destroy this castle? It looks very old and they are some evil stuff in there!

MAN 2: Yeah! Let us wreck that castle!

MAN 3: Launch the catapult!

They launched the catapult and it hit one of my towers at my keep. I knew it! They actually were trying to destroy my keep. That will not be long! I barged in and tried to assault them. As I roared, many of them screamed.

MAN 1: AAHHH! DRAGON!

MAN 2: What is that dragon doing here?

MAN 3: I do not know, but he had better not eat us!

MAN 4: Oh, he will eat us! Run for your lives!

MAN 5: Wait! We had better destroy the rest of the castle first!

MAN 1: Forget it! The dragon is going to eat us!

I was heading toward them, getting ready to fight them with my own claws.

MAN 2: The dragon is getting closer to us!

MAN 6: Let us get out of here!

Hear me roar! There, I fought one of them with my own claws.

MAN 3: Get off me, dragon! Please do not eat me!

I went ahead and started to scratch him, and then I tried to bite him. "Don't eat me!" he screamed as I begin to munch on him. Then I chewed on him, chewed on him, and chewed on him! I then swallowed him up and they all screamed and tried to run as I try to eat the next one.

MAN 7: OK lizard boy, I am going to stab you to death and you shall regret what you have done!

"Lizard boy?" How dare he call me that name! I walked up to him and whacked him very hard with my claw! Then I began to breathe fire all over them and none of them prevailed! Idiots! Why would they want to do that? They must be crazy to do something like that. Therefore, they all ran and I headed back to my keep to see which tower was hit and it happened to be one of my towers that had a bridge next to it. Those morons! They are going to pay! I happened to find somebody coming downstairs it happed to be a wolf, dressed in pajamas. What was he doing in my castle? I never noticed him the last time I was there. Then he said something to me.

WOLF: What?

STEPHANIE: Who are you and what are you doing in my keep?

WOLF: I am the Big Bad Wolf and I was pretending to be the princess.

STEPHANIE: Why were in my keep?

WOLF: I heard some prince was rescuing Fiona and I knew she was already rescued, so I went there and laid on the bed she laid in so I would tell him that she's not here. The prince then came to the castle to rescue her, but he found me instead of her. Then the prince got scared and I told him, then he left. Then I went back to sleep for a couple of days. Well, I got woken up by one of the towers falling.

STEPHANIE: Well, I could have taken care of this myself you know. You did not need to do this. Maybe, you should have let the prince find that she was not there. Also, why did you go back to sleep?

WOLF: Well, nobody was there when I came, and I fell asleep again just in case another prince came to save her.

STEPHANIE: Well I do appreciate that you were trying to help, but can you leave now?

WOLF: Sure.

The wolf then leaves. That was rude for him to be lying in my keep, but I guess he was trying to help back off some princes who are trying to rescue Fiona. I could have taken care of it myself. I went to that mess from what was left of one of the towers and cleaned most of it up. I was tired and I lied down for a couple of hours, then I woke up and oh my! I got little donkeys and dragons. I guess I'm a parent now? It's going tobe hard for me take care of them by myself. I needed to get back to Far Far Away, but I don't want to leave them alone. So, I wrapped them up in my tail for them to be secured and took off for Far Far Awayand tosee what is going on with Shrek and the others.