Mithos: everyone, meet my brother Jaden!
Angry Mob: hi Jaden
Fan girls: AHHHH! WE LOVE YOU JADEN!
(Jaden turns red)
Mithos: do they EVER stop screaming?
Kurama and Hiei: nope
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Random lovelifes
Of the yu yu hakusho people
Prologue
Koema has just called kurama and Hiei to…
Hiei: why is it always Kurama and Hiei? Why not Hiei and Kurama?
AS I WAS SAYING… Koema has just called kurama and Hiei to his office for some unknown, random reason.
Koema: I thank u for coming to this all-important meeting. I would like to…
Kurama: do u mind skipping to the point? I'm late.
Koema: I need u both to find…girlfriends.
Kurama and Hiei: WHAT!
Koema: look how strong it made weak little Yuske. Imagine what it could do for u!
Hiei: Hn. I don't care what it will do for me; I'm not finding a girlfriend.
Koema, I'm afraid u have to. if u don't… the three worlds could explode…
It's true. U know how Koema is the prince of spirit world and all that? Well once every so often, a ball is held. The prince must choose two of his closest friends to…
Kurama: sooo… why not choose Yuske? Or Kuwabara?
Hiei: or that ogre-guy.
Mithos: well, isn't it obvious? If he came to a royal ball with those two IDIOTS in tow he'd be the laughing stock of spirit world for a millennia! Yuske and Kuwabara would destroy the whole place! And lets just say Yuske starts hitting on the demon world representative's wife. Demon world would go to war with spirit world and Karasu would somehow come into the picture and…BOOM! Bye bye worlds.
Narrator: That's my job!
Mithos: then maybe I should narrate. …BRIS' RINGER! (Narrator catches fire and dies)
Mithos: okay, so now Hiei and Kurama have to go on a mission to find girlfriends, ask them out, dance with them, and they only have 3 days to do it!
Kurama and Hiei: 3 DAYS!
Jaden: yep.
Hiei: who are U?
Jaden: the assistant narrator.
Mithos: so later that night…
Kurama; sooo, why is it so dark all of a sudden?
Mithos: it comes with the narrator Gig. So later that night, Kurama and Hiei came home pretty beat up. Both fan girls and angry boyfriends chased Kurama, while Hiei got himself into 102 different drunken bar fights. They didn't have many options, so, reluctantly they turned to the computer and logged on to E-harmoy…
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Mithos: AHHH! NOT E-HARMONY! IT BURNS US! IT BURNS US!
Mithos: yes, I am crazy. And I don't know that much about yu yu hakusho either. I only THINK koema is a prince 'cause he looks good in teenage form.
END (not THE end, just the end of the chapter.)