Disclaimer: The only thing I own of Inuyasha are pirated episodes which are illegally recorded on stolen VHS tapes from a store that doesn't have a license to sell merchandise, that's all. Don't go all suing on me now :)
Rating & Warnings: PG13, it's okay if you get aroused by his lascivious personality… I know I do. ( kidding ;; )
Author's Precious Note: Wow I actually got reviews!1!1!1!1:) -goes orgasmic- Yes I do plan to continue this black book, but only when inspiration comes to mind XD and with a second-rate-writer-brain like mine, I wouldn't place my money on consistency ;) Oh and one thing, it's SO not fair that does not allow me to make the stars (you know the shift and 8) or the up arrows (shift and six) or the underscores…now my story is lacking honger expressions. Phooey.
Summary: "Dear Diary: I, Miroku, have a confession to make. I don't like girls." The diary of Miroku, who is as straight as a circle.
Miroku's Little Black Book
Day 2, Entry 25:
I have reeeallly nice d… deltoids.
...and dick if thats what you're thinking :)
Day 2, Entry 26:
I'm really notthat perverted.
I'm just more upfront with it.
At least I admit I'm a pervert.
Or "HENTAI"…
Day 2, Entry 27:
Why does Sango say that?
Hentai.
It's like saying "human" in Spanish o.O
Gente…
Day 2, Entry 28:
I bet all of us are perverted deep inside.
It's the quiet ones you got to look out for
Day 2, Entry 29:
I bet Kaede has a lotta dirt underneath that obese body.
I knew it, I knew there was something going on with that broody "I'm a wise woman" front she puts on.
Sista… quit frontin'
Day 2, Entry 30:
I bet she gets aroused when she rubs medicine on Inuyasha's rippling six pack
Day 2, Entry 31:
Who wouldn't though. -drool-
I'd like to run my hand through those babies.
Day 2, Entry 32:
And the weird thing is…Inuyasha doesn't mind a wrinkly hand massaging his delicious body.
Could it be…Kaede is a cougar? O.O!
I bet they have something going on behind Kagome's back.
Who is, might I add, still a virgin.
Day 2, Entry 33:
Maybe I should be the one putting her out of her misery.
Day 2, Entry 34:
Decided against it.
Why must I be the one to suffer?
Day 2, Entry 35:
Jake Gyllenhaal on the other hand…-drools-
Day 2, Entry 36:
Have you seen the latest photo shoots of him? In Entertainment Weekly?
Drop it like it's hawt.
Water looks good on him! ToT
Day 2, Entry 37:
He should come with a warning label :O
"Caution: Slippery When Wet"
Day 2, Entry 38:
Oh baby.
Day 2, Entry 39:
"Jake, I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop"
Day 2, Entry 40:
I bet you want to know what happened between Fluffy and me yesterday.
Day 2, Entry 41:
We made out when no one was looking. :D
Then things heated up and we made lots of…
Day 2, Entry 42:
I can't write it! ToT
Day 2, Entry 43:
Okay fine, I'll continue.
Day 2, Entry 44:
It was so hot when he tried taking it out.
I tried telling him it wasn't ready.
But Fluffy had to be the man. :D
Day 2, Entry 45:
The batch of cookies were quite tasty.
Day 2, Entry 46:
What were you thinking:(
Honestly, the youth of today…corrupted to the bone!
Day 2, Entry 47:
I'm thinking of getting a perm.
Or maybe another diamond stud for the ear. The right ear.
Day 2, Entry 48:
Why was Sango all breathy and flushed when I asked her about the earring thing?
Day 2, Entry 49:
Decided to go for a perm.
Day 2, Entry 50:
Bad idea. Waves really aren't my thing.
Day 2, Entry 51:
Is now mistaken for Sango's sister… ToT!
Day 2, Entry 52:
Got hit on by three men from the village.
SCORE! :D
A/N: Ideas are encouraged. Just wanted to make a new chapter to let people know it's not oneSHOT :) Reviews are my ecstasy.