Disclaimer: I'm getting tired of writing these things…refer to chapter one if needed. :P
Rating & Warnings: PG13 for those who can't handle a 'tres' feminine man.
Author's Precious Note: DAAAYUUUMMM let me hear you say this shit is bananas! 30 reviews man…that's way more than I expect. Remember when I said "reviews are my ecstasy"? I got enough ecstasy to be a drug pusher now haha. Thank you so much to those who liked it, and for those who love Kagome/homophobes/love Inuyasha(or)Sesshomaru and does not want him involved in this madness…oh well SUCKS FOR YOU :D Just so y'all know…this story is not a gayfest so don't get your panties in a bunch o.O;
Summary: "Dear Diary: I, Miroku, have a confession to make. I don't like girls." The diary of Miroku, who is as straight as a circle.
Miroku's Little Black Book
Day 3, Entry 53:
They had a sale of mascara at Wal-Mart…
I couldn't help myself.
Day 3, Entry 54:
Maybe I'm born with it…maybe it's Maybelline!
Day 3, Entry 55:
Omg…Sarah got eliminated. SARAH! You know…America's Next Top Model!1!1!1!1!
Day 3, Entry 56:
Good thing Naima is still here.
Gawsh, her mohawk is hot, and so are those blond streaks into her hair.
Day 3, Entry 57:
She –DESERVES- to win ToT
That girl fainting…Rebecca.. dang, I bet it's a publicity thing
All reality shows lie o.o;;
I bet the "girl" fainting during judging...was a STUNT MAN:D
Day 3, Entry 58:
Did someone just say the measurements… "36 24 38"? -grins-
Day 3, Entry 59:
Oh, it's only Kagome's locker combo.
Psh. -o-
Day 3, Entry 60:
Did you know how my father really died?
Day 3, Entry 61:
All that sucking into wind tunnel stuff…
It's all a publicity stunt. ALL A PUBLICTY STUNT I TELL YOU!
Day 3, Entry 62:
Don't believe everything you watch on TV kids!
Day 3, Entry 63:
My dad died because he saw his reflection in a river
…and tried to save his reflection from drowning. ToT;
Day 3, Entry 64:
No seriously…
Day 3, Entry 65:
I'm not kidding
Day 3, Entry 66:
I was traumatized. That's the day I became gay too.
Day 3, Entry 67:
Saw a dayum cowboy with fine written all over his abs.
Day 3, Entry 68:
Hey boy, can I take a ride on your tractor?
Day 3, Entry 69:
He gave me the urge to merge.
Day 3, Entry 70:
Not anymore though :D
Day 3, Entry 71:
"If I was a rich girl, na na na na naaaa"
You know what I just noticed? Gwen Stefani's Love Angel Music Baby's acronyms spell L.A.M.B.!
Baaa!
Day 3, Entry 72:
Shippou just told me perhaps the most horrid thing a man can ever hear
Day 3, Entry 73:
Seriously I can't believe he said that
Day 3, Entry 74:
But dayum, that kid doesn't lie…so that means it's TRUE :O!
Day 3, Entry 75:
Oh grosssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssssssssssss.ssssssssssss. EW. How could she? O.o
Day 3, Entry 76:
Well at least she's out of her misery now…
Day 3, Entry 77:
Kagome eloped with Myouga. (poor Myouga! ToT;)
Day 3, Entry 78:
There I said it.
No joke.
That fugly bitch is gone.
Day 3, Entry 79:
GONE I SAY!
Day 3, Entry 80:
We're gonna par-tay like it's your birthday
Day 3, Entry 81:
I wonder how their babies will look like. -shudder-
A/N: i'm tired of banning dashes and asteriks..I WANT TO MAKE FACES DAMNIT. Aside that, reviewing builds character :D