A/N: Yeah, I know its been a while since I wrote a new chapter on this, but it took forever for me to get another idea..

Disclaimer: Blablablah, Star Wars isn't mine, which everybody knows. If it was, I would be boasting about it, but nobody would believe me, and I'm not George Lucas, because I don't have a beard. Kay?

The Fight

Mace Windu looked mockingly down at his superior, Yoda. He had recently been ill and now was on the verge of insanity. He had just called Yoda a two faced little green man and had broken into Weird Al Yankovic's song 'Yoda'.

Well, I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

S-O-D-A soda...

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said 'Yoda'

Y-O-D-A Yoda...

And so on. This bugged Yoda, being called a little runt. At first, like the good Jedi he was, he had controlled his anger, until Mace had taken his lightsaber, which was the only prized possession the little green Council member owned.

Now Mace held it above his head, and Yoda was feebly trying to reach it. For some reason, he could not grasp it with the Force, so he started jumping up and down, trying to get it.

"Pay for this, you will, Master MACEY..." Yoda said, bringing Mace Windu's dreaded nickname into this. "How DARE you!" Mace screamed, and started running away, screaming "YODI-POO!" over and over. That was Yoda's nickname. One he hated with a fierce passion that even the light side of the Force could not dissuade.

He started hobbling after him, leaning on his stick, screaming, "Macey, Macey!" At the top of his lungs.

Eventually, Master Macey had to stop and catch his breath. And Yoda started running with those short little legs, faster than Mace could ever have dreamed possible. So Mace screamed, a girly scream like when his flower died, and jumped up with the Force.

Yoda was right up there in the air with him, calling him 'Macey' and demanding his lightsaber. When Mace refused to give it to him(the Force was working for Yoda now) Yoda pulled Mace's precious purple lightsaber from his belt. Now he had a bargaining chip.

"Wait, just a minute, Master Yoda," Mace said, finally showing the respect Yoda deserved. They both fell to the ground, and Mace held out Yoda's lightsaber. "I apologize." Yoda took his lightsaber, then took off running, Macey's lightsaber still in hand.

What will happen next? Will Master Macey get his lightsaber back, or will Yodi-Poo conquer all? Tune in next time for part two of 'The Fight'.