A/N: What the hey. I'm bored, I feel like writing...Now, who shall I torture in THIS chapter...evil grin

Disclaimer: While George Lucas comes NO WHERE NEAR the genius of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, he is still a wonderful man and he made a wonderful little world, not only that but I get to go to Star Wars, Episode III, Return of the Sith OPENING DAY! WHOOT! GO ME! Oh yeah, I don't own Star Wars...

Obi-Wan groaned as he saw his Padawan walking-rather, strutting, in fact- towards him. It wasn't the smug smile on Anakin's face, nor the way he was making strange noises.

It was his hair. His hair. His hair. His hair his hair his hair.

Obi-Wan's left eye began twitching violently. Not only had Anaking cut off his Padawan's braid(HE CAN'T DO THAT!) he had shaved the sides of his head so he now had a mohawk.

A SPIKED mohawk, no less. It was also died lime green, hot pink, and neon orange and yellow.

"ANAKIN!" Obi-Wan cried, beckoning for his once-sane(or so he thought) student to come over to him.

"Yes Master?" Anakin asked with a smile. Though Obi-Wan had not noticed it before, his Padawan had also stained his teeth a strange blue...

Though he suspected the young Jedi was just insecure about his appearance, Obi-Wan Kenobi was still shocked. And apalled. Surprised, indeed.

"Why?" He asked, his voice a high squeak as he tried to remain calm. "Well, Master, I wanted to be different. Everyone else is so...dull. Especially Yoda." This last statement, one of utter disrespect, was more than Obi-Wan could take.

Why, Anakin looked worse than Jar Jar Binks, who had recently decided to get a toupee.(One that was black with a white stripe, he looked like a skunk)

"Anakin. Go and wash your hair IMMEDIATELY, shampoo it until it is the normal color, then shave the rest of it off so it can grow back all even. Also, go and get your teeth bleached, and I don't want to see you again until you do." Obi-Wan's voice was stern and commanding. Anakin hung his head and went off to sulk and wash his hair.

A/N: Gah, this was boring. Extremely lame, even for me. :( Sorry.