1Disclaimer: I do not own Mortal Kombat
Well, originally, I wasn't gonna post another MK fic...but here it is anyway...
The Real Mortal Kombat 2!
Scorpion is sitting on a couch
Sub-Zero: Hey ass! Get your ass off the couch!
Scorpion: Go away or I'll challenge you to Mortal Kombat
Sub-Zero: Fine, I'll just kick your ass
Scorpion: Can you say anything without the word ass innit?
Sub-Zero: No ass hole
Raiden: Sub-Zero shut up! There could be possible young viewers!
Scorpion: Those fuckers that aren't 17 or older should pay attention to the damn rating then!
Raiden: That's true...fuck, damn, ass, bitch, shit!
Sub-Zero: Great...now you got 'im started
Raiden goes on a massive killing spree for the next few hours cussing like there's no tomorrow
Scorpion: Well, I'm bored! I say we join Raiden
Sub-Zero: That would just get us in more trouble, and...h-hey where'd he go?
Scorpion was already outside and has joined Raiden in random cussing and random killing
Sub-Zero: Shit...now I'm fuckin' bored...
Sub-Zero, of course, has now joined Raiden and Scorpion in random cussing and killing
LATER
Raiden: Shit...fuck...damn...ass...phew, OK I"m done!
Scorpion: You do know we owe like $600,000 for everything we just did right?
Raiden: Shit...
Sub-Zero: What all do we owe for?
Scorpion: Lets look at the god damn long list of complaints and convictions
The list reads:
Over 100 different killings in the same local area 45 times $1000
Broken windows, bones, antiques, souls, and multiple works of art $110,000
15,00 banks broken into and robbed from $400,000
And many many more!
Scorpion: Sooo, how're we gonna raise $600,000 in a week?
Sub-Zero: I have an idea!
LATER
Sub-Zero: Bake sale! Get your baked goods right here!
Scorpion: I can't believe we let him talk us into having a fucking bake sale...
Costumer: Hello, I wanna cookie
Sub-Zero: Alright then!
Sub-Zero pulls out an old, grimy, green, cookie
Raiden whispers: I thought you said these things were fresh
Scorpion whispers: Believe it or not, they were...
Costumer takes a bite and dies...
Sub-Zero: Fuck...
Scorpion checks his pocket and finds his wallet
Scorpion: Hey we can sell people rotten food and kill 'em to get money!
Sub-Zero: Not bad...not bad at all...
LATER
Raiden: Well we finally worked up the money!
Police guy: Yes you raised the money but...you killed even more people in the process
Scorpion: And?
Police guy: Now you owe more money!
Scorpion: Shit...well...I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!
Police guy: Mortal Kombat?
Scorpion: Y-yeah...Get over here!
A weird hook shot like thing comes outta Scorpion's hand and stabs the police guy and he is pulled toward Scorpion
Scorpion: I use a weird blast that looks strangely like a kamehameha!
A kamehameha type thing shoots out of Scorpion's hand and incinerates the police guy
Random voice from nowhere: Scorpion Wins!
Scorpion: That takes care of everything
Raiden: but we still owe-
Scorpion: Shutup! If you say that, then Niwatori will have to waste more of his life typing meaningless things about nothing, for the amusement of others!
Raiden: Oh...well...
Sub-Zero: The End!
Scorpion: When did you get here?
Sub-Zero: Oh, I've been here! I've just been hiding in a secluded corner thinking about death
Scorpion: Oh...weirdo...
All: THE END!
Author's Notes: Well it was less funny than the first but...whatever I just wanted to add another chapter to it! R&R but NO FLAMING!