Wow! The second chapter to The Invitation, I couldnt resist the temptation to make more fun of Ham... or uh... Hammond, yeah, Hammond, a little more ooc, than the last though :-)

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Saturday 3:45 pm

O'Neill pulls up in his truck and gets out.

"You are indeed very late sir."

"Yes Teal'c, thank you, Jack said irritably, "where's everyone else?" half yawning his sentence.

"Daniel Jackson and Captain Carter are waiting inside, I offered to await your arrival,"

"Well wasn't that thoughtful Teal'c?" Jack said while walking past Teal'c into the area, he walks down a long hallway and into a room to the right where Carter and Daniel were waiting for him, napping. "Thanks for the warm welcome."

Carter jumps to life, and Daniel lifts his head off his shoulder and slowly pivots his head looking confused at his surroundings,

"Sir?" Carter says quickly looking him up and down.

"Sorry for the inconvenience," Jack said sarcastically, "I woke up a little late and didn't have time to dress and forgot my darn sleeping bag, tackles and poles, didn't get to shave, brush my teeth or anything!

"Sorry sir, Teal'c? Where's General Hammond?"

"General Hammond has failed to show. Shall we leave without him?"

"Yes we shall, he probably died of diabetes or something." O'Neill said in a hurry to leave before he got there.

"Sir!" Carter said shocked at his careless use of words, "Don't say that!"

Daniel still confused as to were he is puts his head back down and starts murmuring, (snort!) "Can't wait to get some fishing in, (snort!) Get a break from all those books," (SNORT!) The final snort waking him up to a half conscious state and moves around, he kicks his leg twice and falls back to sleep,

"Is he going to be ok?" O'Neill said looking strangely at him,

"Yeah, he said he stayed up late last night to catch up on the assignment General Hammond gave him, he can't wait to get to the uninhabited planet to get away from it all, get some piece and quiet, and fish," Carter said, feeling pity for Daniel.

"But if the planets uninhabited, there's no life, right?"

"Yeah, that's basically what the word means sir."

"Then, there's no fish?"

"No."

"Then, tell me why we are going on a fishing slash camping trip with General Hammond?"

Carter opens her mouth to speak as General Hammond walks through the doorway with the most ridicules fishing outfit on, "good morning men, are we all set to go camping?"

"No!" Carter and Hammond stare at Jack, "no sir, we are not."

"And why not soldier?"

"Because I have no supplies sir." Jack said desperately trying to get out of going camping.

"Nor do I General." Teal'c said in the background

"And you Daniel?" Daniel still napping there, "Daniel!" General Hammond yelled

Daniel jumps with his glasses almost flying off his head, shuffling to keep them on his face, "y-yes sir?"

"Did you forget your equipment also?"

Daniel, squinting and rubbing his eyes, trying to see thru the bright light, "no, Sir."

"Carter?"

"No sir,"

"Well, you men can get your supplies from the supplies room, we'll wait at the gate," General Hammond said picking up his stuff off the floor, "I brought five twelve packs of beer, eh? Hehehe, yeah, huh? Huh? Yeah, Hehe," Hammond said, sneaking words into Jacks ear and nudging him with his elbow.

"Sir, no offence, but, are you sure it wise for a man of your age and, uh… Stature to be drinking?" Carter said to him, trying to save Jack from embarrassment,

"So long as nobody tells my doctor, hehe, I'll be fine thank you."

"Sorry sir, just worrying about your health,"

"Well, let me worry about me Captain."

In the supplies room

"O'Neill, you do not seem very enthusiastic about the camping trip, do you not wish to go with us?" Teal'c said as Jack rummaged thru the supplies.

"Yes Teal'c, I do not wish to go with General Ham."

"Why not?"

"You remember the party? My lampshade? And I think we all know beer plus Ham, means trouble."

"Why not simply tell Hammond how you feel?"

"Teal'c… that's crazy, do you not understand human feelings? You can't tell them anything with out them taking it offensively."

"I see." Teal'c said as Jack piled supplies on him, they walked out of the room and in to the gate room.

"Sir? What are you doing?" Daniel said looking at General Hammond,

"I need a beer."

"Shouldn't you wait tell we get there?"

"Why wait! Let start the party now!"

Jack reaches out and takes one, Hammond, Teal'c, and Daniel, all stare at him,

"What?" Jack said staring back at them, now having a dark green T-shirt and light green cargo pants on, instead of his PJ's on. "We ready to go yet?"

Carter, sitting in the control room setting a timer so she has plenty of time to get to the gate before it closes. "Almost there sir!" Carter comes running through the blast door and stands next to him at the gate.

"Well?" Jack said impatiently

"It'll should open in a few seconds," She looks at her watch, and then the gate opens, "Ok! All set sir!"

"LET'S PARTY!" Hammond said running bull legged thru the gate.

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