Hey! This is fun! My third chapter, enjoy:-)

(DISCLAIMER) I don't own Stargate SG1

"Sir! Wait for us!" Carter said, putting her hands on her face, "(Sigh) he's like a big kid, I didn't think I was going to be baby sitting on this trip."

"See! I told you bringing Ham wasn't a good idea!" Jack said, walking backward and turning around before he went thru the gate.

"Captain? We should go, who knows what kind of trouble the General could be in, and with Jack there, well you know how Jack is." Daniel said to Carter as Teal'c walked through the gate.

"Right! Oh! Good thinking Daniel!" Daniel begins to walk up the ramp "Hey, Daniel?"

"Yeah?"

"Well… Maybe you and I could keep an eye on them?"

"Them who?"

"Hammond and Jack."

"Oh… Right."

"Just until we get back." Carter said

"Sure." Daniel walks through the gate and Carter follows, when they get there the see, beautiful tress and grass all around them, they can hear a waterfall in the distance and birds chirping allover, and Teal'c, Jack, and Hammond, waiting for them, walking sticks in hand.

"What took you and your new boyfriend so long?" Jack said,

"He's not my boyfriend sir!"

"Are you lovers?" Jack said in an annoying voice.

"Sir! He's not my boyfriend! Shouldn't we go find a spot to set up camp?"

"Yeah, I suppose so."

"How about near the waterfall? So we can go swimming, it doesn't sound to far from the gate." Carter said asking Jack and looking at Daniel

"Sounds good to me, Hammond?" Daniel said seeing Hammond was ok with the spot.

"As long as it's walking distance from the lake."

"Jack what about you?"

"Yeah, sure… Teal'c?"

"It does not matter to me O'Neill."

"Great! Let's go." Jack said faking his excitement and instantly becoming annoyed.

Five Minutes Later

"Sir? I think you set up your tent wrong." Carter said looking at Jacks lopsided tent.

"No! General Ham keeps taking my damned stakes!"

"Oh." Carter said and couldn't help uttering a laugh.

"I went over there to barrow some of his (pretending they weren't mine) and he said" "use your own stakes soldier, mommy isn't here to set up your tent for you."

Carter laughs hysterically,

"It's not funny!"

"Sorry sir," she lets out a little laugh.

"Want a bite?" Jack said holding up a granola bar.

"No thank you sir." Carter said looking at him strangely, and walks off.

"Teal'c, did you get your tent set up?"

"Yes Captain Carter, but General Hammond continuously stole my stakes and my mallet."

"Really?"

"Yes, I humbly asked for them back, but he claimed they were his."

"Sorry Teal'c, just ignore it."

"Indeed I did."

Carter runs over to Daniel, "Daniel."

"Yes?"

"By any chance did Hammond steal any of your stakes?"

"No, why?"

"Apparently he's been stealing stakes from Jack and Teal'c."

"D-Do you think maybe, he's… Senile?"

"What? No!"

"Then what?"

"I'm not sure, I think, maybe, he's an alcoholic?"

"General Hammond has a drinking problem?"

"I think so."

"So, who wants to go hiking?" Jack said thinking Hammond won't go because he's to fat.

"I do!" Hammond said

Well I'm running out of ideas now so, uh… yeah, please review and give me some ideas. Thanks!