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"As do I sir." Teal'c said telling Jack he'd like to go hiking

"Its getting kind of late sir, are you sure you want to go hiking?" Carter said

"Yeah, it is, we should get some wood for the fire. Teal'c would you like to come with me?"

"Indeed I would O'Neill." Teal'c and Jack walk towards the woods.

"Good, me and Daniel will set up a pit," Carter said as Jack walked off.

"Good because I really gotta go!" Hammond said dancing around the site.

"A fire pit! Go in the woods sir!" Hammond goes waddling into the woods. Carter and Daniel start collecting rocks for the fire pit.

In The Woods Collecting Wood

"O'Neill, are you positive that this wood is safe to burn?" Teal'c said with a bundle of sticks in his hands.

"Well, no, but that's why were taking stick samples back to test before we burn logs."

"I see."

"Well, that's enough for now we can find more later, lets get back,"

Back At Camp

"Daniel its fine! It's a very nice pit, let it be." Carter said watching Daniel obsess over his fire pit, on his hands and knees with a ruler.

"We got the wood!" Jack yelled and drops it on Daniels fire pit, Daniels head drops, and then he stands up and lets it pass him by.

Hammond comes barreling out of the woods almost tripping on a root. "I need a beer!" Hammond said exhaustedly.

"Sir… Are you, ok?" Carter asked him

"Yeah, I almost got eaten up by a dino though!"

Jack looks at Carter and twirls his finger around his temple to make a, he's crazy jester, and turns around, keels down and starts sorting out the wood. "A dino-saur sir?" she said.

"Yup a dino!"

"Sir, maybe you should take a nap."

"Don't treat me like a little kid! I'm a grown man! Now, I know what I saw, and what I saw was a dinosaur Captain! Don't tell me otherwise!

"Sir? This planet has been marked uninhabited, do you know what that means?"

"Of course I do! I'm the (HIC) stinkin Commander of stargate command!"

"He's drunk." Daniel said.

"No I'm not!" He stomps off to his tent, which is full of beer.

"Perhaps he was telling the truth?" Teal'c said

"Teal'c! Cartoons don't lie! Now, everybody knows that when somebody hiccups in the middle of a sentence it means he has been drinking." Jack said defensively.

"But Cor-"

"Teal'c! Don't upset the code!"

"Jack! There is hardly a code of cartoons, and you know it!" Carter said. "Go ahead Teal'c."

"Thank you Captain Carter, but perhaps he was telling the truth about what he seen?"

"You mean, a dinosaur? Teal'c?" Daniel said eavesdropping on their conversation.

"Precisely, Daniel Jackson."

"Yes, I suppose that would be possible, mixing up readouts of the planet with another one would do it."

"Do you think?" Carter said

"Its possible yes, but unlikely."

"How unlikely?"

"Well, actually, not really that unlikely."

"Great!"

"Well it's not like were stuck here right? I mean we can go dial home at any time,"

Carter says nothing.

"We can right?"

"Uhhhhhh,"

"Right!"

"I disabled the gate on the other side!"

(Ahem) "What? Why!"

"So Jack couldn't go home in the middle of the night, him and Hammond need to get along!"

"So you risked are lives!"

"I didn't know it was inhabited!"

"What's going on here?" Jack said walking up to the side of them.

"Sir… the planets inhabited."

"Great! So where going home!" Jack said excitedly

"Not quite, sir."

"Great, now what?" Jack said now instantly annoyed

"Not quite sure sir?" Daniel said saving Carters job, "maybe a mechanical problem on the other side, who knows."

"Although it's not confirmed that the planets inhabited yet sir. We need to explore, look for footprints, droppings, and territorial marking, anything that leads to life." Daniel said while Carter keeps staring at him.

"Well, we can do that tomorrow lets get this darn fire started, I'm freezing!"

"Yeah that sounds good sir." Carter said

"What's going on out here?" General Hammond comes staggering out of his tent with a belt in one hand and a beer in the other, "Am I gonna have to start givin out spankins? Huh?" he walks up and gets inches to Jacks face and stares with his breath reeking of beer, "what about you boy? Huh! Am I gonna have to give you a span-" Hammond collapses on to Jack and they both fall over.

"HELP! His fat is suffocating me! I can't breath!"

"Sir calm down!"

"I'm going to die!"

"Sir! He's on your leg! Not your face!"

"I know that Carter! I'm just making fun of him!" Jack says as he pulls on his leg, "Let's get that darn fire going!"

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