Whats going on? Why are they all acting strang? Is it the hotdogs? But Jack didn't eat one… Or did he, yeah, think about that, yep. :-)

(DISCLAIMER) I don't own Stargate SG1

After many games of rock, paper, scissors, it is now very dark, and Hammond gets the first weenie then Carter, Daniel, Jack, and Teal'c.

"O'Neil, explain to me once again how this "Rock, Paper, Scissors," works?" Teal'c said confused with the new rules Jack made up.

"(Sigh) Teal'c, every time you ask me this I have to stop roasting weenies! This is the last time I'll tell you!" Jack said as he roasted weenies with his lighter, "Now, Goa'uld beats Jaffa, Human beats Goa'uld, and then the Human and Jaffa beat the Goa'uld, see now?"

"But O'Neill, What beats Human?"

"NOTHING! Hahahaha!"

"O'Neill, I don't understand the game."

"IT'S A JOKE TEAL'C!"

"I… See…"

"Hammond! Your weenies done!"

"Thank you." Hammond shoves the weenie in his mouth and smiles with each end of the weenie in one side of his cheek and in front of his teeth, revealing the weenie in his smile.

Jack puts another weenie on the purple stick and lights the lighter. "Carter yours is next!"

"Thank you sir." Carter said and continues to talk to Daniel out of the light of the flashlight in the dark.

"Carter? Were is Daniel?"

"He is with me sir."

"Well, why don't you guys come in the light and play cards or something?"

"No thank you sir, were fine."

"Teal'c?" Jack said as Hammond walked away to one of his bags to get something. "Could you keep an eye on them for me, please?"

"Yes, O'Neill"

"Thank you Teal'c." Jack continues to stare with sickened look on his face, were Carter and Daniel are, only able to see outlines of them."

"Are you all right O'Neill?"

"Huh? Oh yeah! I'm fine! I just worry that Daniel might be gay, I don't want her to get hurt! That's all!" Jack said then continues to stare into the darkness. (Sizzle) "Oh! Hey! Carter! Your weenies done!"

"I'll be right back." Carter whispered to Daniel, "Thank you sir." Carter said walking up to Jack, Jack watches her walk all the way up to him with his mouth slightly open, he points the stick at her and she takes the weenie off it, she looks at him and he smiles, she smiles back. "What? Why are you looking at me like that! It scary!"

"Ah… um…"

"Yes?"

He smiles and pauses for a moment, to him it seems like forever but it only last a few seconds, "Um… One second I forgot… Wha- What are you guys doing over there?"

"Daniels showing me the other planets, he's very smart."

Jack gets a lump in his throat and try's to gulp it down but it comes back up, "Do you… like him?" Just the thought of seeing him run his hands through her hair makes him want to start sobbing right in front of her.

"I don't know, he's very smart, and very romantic, I'll need to sleep on it though."

"Just be careful, ok?"

"I will, sir." Carter stares at him strangely, and smiles.

Jack smiles back at her, and she walks away, he stands up, "Teal'c?"

"Yes O'Neill?"

"I need to go to the bathroom," Jack said with the bill of his hat shading his face.

"O'Neill? Why not simply tell her how you feel?" Teal'c said as Jack walks off.

"Hey, Teal'c?" Hammond said walking up with poker chips in his hand

"Yes General Hammond?"

"Want to play go fish… With a twist?"

"What is the twist?"

"Money!"

"You mean, gambling?" Teal'c said raising an eyebrow. "Is that not illegal?"

"On earth it is, but not here! Hahaha!"

"I see, but however I cannot."

"And why not?"

"I am keeping an eye on Captain Carter for Colonel O'Neill."

"Hmmm, I see. Did you get your weenie yet?"

"No, no I did not. But I will make it myself, (Click Click) General how do you use this?"

"Here, look, you put your thumb here and press down, and your thumb falls on the button, hold it down until you want the flame to stop."

"I see"

"Teal'c? Where is Jack?" Carter said concerned about the way jack was acting. Already finished with her weenie.

"He walked off into woods, Captain Carter. He said he was going to the bathroom, he did not sound like himself."

"Really? That's odd. Poor guy, I wonder if he's okay."

"Indeed it is."

"Well, tell me when he gets back, ok Teal'c?"

"Yes Captain Carter."

"Hey, Daniel? You wanna play Poker?" Hammond said to Daniel, who was walking out of the darkness.

"Uh, no thank you sir, I'm showing Carter the other planets, she's very interested, Daniel said looking up at the stars.

"Oh, okay then, I'm going to go to sleep." "Uh, by the way Daniel, do you know what happened to my beer?"

"No, perhaps you drank it all sir?"

"Uh, well, I only recall having, somewhere around twelve."

(Ahem) "Twelve beers?"

Yeah, I know! I didn't even get buzzed!

"What do you think happened to them?"

Well, don't tell anyone, but, Jacks a bit of an alcoholic." Hammond starts to cry.

"(Cough) What?"

"(Sniff) the poor guys been drunk the whole time we've been here. I mean, just look at his tent!" Hammond begins to sob.

"You think he took them?" Daniel said pretending to not notice his sobbing.

"Well, who else would of, I found the cases in the woods. (Sniff) Do I confront him about it?"

"Well, I uh, don't know."

"So, you noticed it to?"

"He seems normal to me sir."

"Damn you Daniel!" General Hammond stomps his foot on the ground then runs sobbing into he's tent.

Daniel continues to stare at Hammond with a very confused look on his face, as Hammond walks away, then he walks over to Carter, "Hammond found the beer."

"What? (Sniff) Oh great!" Carter said wiping her eyes and then turns around to face him.

"What's wrong?"

"Oh, it's Jack."

"What about him?"

"HE LEFT ME! What am I going to do without him?"

"What are you talking about? What did Jack put in those hot dogs? Everybody's acting so crazy!"

Carter continues sobbing, "I have to find him!" Carter runs into the woods.

"What! Carter wait! Man, what is going on here Teal'c?

"I do not know Daniel Jackson." Teal'c said as he shoved a weenie in his mouth.

"Teal'c wait!"

Teal'c swallows the weenie. "Yes Daniel Jackson?"

"Oh, well maybe it won't affect you, what with your Goa'uld and all."

"Are you saying I'm weird?" Teal'c bottom lip begins to quiver.

"What? No Teal'c… I love you." (Gulp) Daniel mutters very low in the back of his throat, to test his reaction.

(Sniff) "Really, Daniel, Jackson?"

"Really, Teal'c." Teal'c runs over to Daniel and throws his arms around him and squeezes him up in the air.

"Okay, Okay, Teal'c, put me down." Daniel says as Teal'c puts him back on the ground and rearranges his glasses.

Hey That was fun! Heres a hint, is it the hotdogs or something else? Well, tell me what you think, I'm going to start on next one:-)