The Desserts of EVIL!
Chapter 2

Mental Aslyum

I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH DANGIT!

Yami had recovered from his encounter with the evil donuts and for once he was happy because he had just sent the evil Donut general to the Shadow Realm.

Now all he had to worry about WAS THE PIE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yami did James Bond Music in his head as he got out a fork his weapon and ducked behind a trashcan as Random people looked at them like he was insane.

"You wont get me that Easily Dr. Evil or shall I say Dr. PIE" Yami muttered to himself creeping over to another trash can where a cat was and the cat naturally decided Yami's hair was a scratching post.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FELINE OF BASET STOP SCRATCHING MY HAIR!" Yami screetched and ran otu of the alley with the black cat on his hair and on the way he broke 500 mirrors and ran past a ton of black cats who clinged to the poor Pharaoh.

Suddenly Yami's front end clided against a car made of PIE!

Then a tall fat guy came out he had glasses and had a major acne problem and was eating Yami's enemy PIE!

"MR PIE I HAVE FOUND YOU AT LAST!" Yami yelled jumping up at the fat guy passing theough a post that ripped off his pants showing his cute pink boxers (heheheheheheheheheh)

The Man looked at Yami's boxers and called the mental institution and 5 seconds later Yami was strapped up to a wheelchair and headed to a asylum for the mentally unwell.

"I AM NOT CRAZY YOU SICKOS!" Yami yelled as he was shoved into a room having on now a jail costume "I AM NOT BEEP CRAZY!"

"SHUT UP PHARAOH!" Yami Bakura said from one side of the room he was wearing the same thing Yami was wearing.

"HOW DID YOU GET HERE!" Yami yelled back as Yami Bakura shrugged "I ran into this guy who was eating a pie and who was very fat"

"THATS THE SAME GUY WHO GOT ME INTO THE BEEP MESS!" Yami yelled.

"SHUT IT THEY'LL MAKE YOU GO TO SLEEP IF YOU KEEP YELLING LIKE THAT!" Yami Bakura yelled back as he began digging at the dirt with a spoon "you going to help us get outta this joint or not Pharaoh?"

Yami shuddered he was HELPING bakura get out dang it man if only he could mind crush the guards.

"Alright I'll help you" Yami scoffed and started to dig at the dirt with his hands which was alot faster.

15 hours later

"HEY GENERAL DUMBASS!" One of the guards yelled as General Dumbass turned to him "Yea what?"

"Phone for those two whacko prisoners" General IHATEDUELMONSTERSANDEVERYTHINGITSTANDSFOR said.

Gneral dumbass started to unlock the door found a big hole where the floor had been.

"Tell him its to late those whackos escaped" General Dumbass said before he was sent to the shadow realm by the Mellinium Ring around Bakura's neck.

"Heheheheheheheheheheh" Bakura snicked as the got otu of the hole as he looked around "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!" he growled.

Yami pointed to the sign that said "Dessert city"

"Oh my Ra" they both said and looked at each other with pure horror.

I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH AGAIN AND I AM SORRY THAT THIS CHAPPIE SUCKED

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