The Desserts of EVIL!
Chapter 4
The Appearance of Malik
I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH DANGIT!
Yami Bakura and Yami where walking and walking and walking until they came upon the most horriful thing that they had seen in all of their lives.
"Oh by Ra..." the both looked at each other saying the same thing infront of them was a GIANT dog made of Pie, Pickle-flavored Icecream, and Donuts and it was sleeping infront of them.
Yami and Yami Bakura crept from the dog until Yami accidentally coughed making the dog wake up and got up tearing all the clothes from Yami and Yami Bakura until the only things left were their boxers which Yami's were hot pink and Yami Bakura's had flowers on them.
"BAKA PHARAOH DON'T COUGH INFRONT OF CLOTHE-EATING DOGS!" Yami Bakura yelled angrily at the Pharaoh as they ran down the street in their boxers with the rabid dog chasing them.
"WELL ITS TO LATE NOW BAKA!" Yami yelled back at the Tomb Robber.
"YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST HAD A LITTLE COMMON SENSE NOW I KNOW WHY ANCIENT EGYPT IS NO LONGER HERE YOU BAKA!" Yami Bakura insulted badly and they wrestled in the road until a Random car made of Donuts knocked them into a Icecream building and the random lady named besty knocked them to another building.
Now the two Insane Yamis were lying in the road again with only their boxers on as Malik spotted them he also had only his boxers on which were green.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW WHO IS THE INSANE ONE!" Malik laughed falling to the ground as both of the Yami's got up hearing the insult they were ready to beat the living heck out of Malik the Yami but before he could do that.
"ITS THEM!" a Tea army yelled and charged at the poor yami's doing a friendship speak while they ran at the Yamis.
All of the Yami's (including Malik) screamed like little girls Yami's the highest and ran down the street away from the Tea army who ran after them.
"OKAY THATS IT!" Yami turned around and mindcrushed all of the Teas as they all dissapeared into the shadow realm via Yami Bakura but they suddenly reappeared as the Yami ran for their Bloody lives.
"PHARAOH WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT EARLIER!" Malik and Yami Bakura yelled at Yami when they had escaped the Teas who looked confused and said "I frogot" all child-like.
Yami Bakura and Malik both sweatdropped and dragged the Pharaoh with them as they formed a plan to get out of here but they would need weapons of mass destruction that can kill anything desserty.
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehe this is more like it" Yami Bakura fingers the gun which shot fire but also shot out lasers that could saw through anything.
"Yami Bakura don't try that out on us!" Malik said grabbing Yami Bakura's hand as Yami nodded getting Killed by Bakura was not on his "To-Do" lists.
"Aw" Yami Bakura said putting the gun away and handed Yami Malik a pistol "Here" he scoffed handing Yami a dagger "and DON'T BLOODY FORGET YOU CAN MINDCRUSH THEM!"
They Yamis only wearing their boxers ran off to start theif plan Kill-Army 101
School is killing my Humor
Damn it