"GoNdOr BoI" (That would be "Gondor Boy" for you who really need to know the title)
He was a boy, She was a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Gondor for him, Rohan for her
They came from different worlds.
He wanted her, she'd never tell
But she didn't want him as a, well...
Her older brother
Stuck up his nose
'Cause he had a problem with his Gondorian Clothes!
He was a Gondor boy
She said, "See ya later boy!"
He wasn't good enough for her!
She hasn't seen him since
'Cause now he's a famous prince
That girl came crashing back down to Middle Earth!
Five years from now, she sits at home
She's got nothing to do and she's all alone!
Looks out the window, who does she see?
Gondor boy making a new decree!
There's a ball tonight; she talks to her bro
He already knows and he plans to go
She goes as well, stands down in the crowd
And looks up at the man she turned down!
He was a Gondor boy
She said, "See ya later boy!"
He wasn't good enough for her!
He's only seen her once,
Princely duties are too much fun
To worry 'bout the girl who turned him down!
Sorry, Eowyn, you missed out,
Faramir is my boy now!
We are more than just good friends,
This is where your story ends!
I'm surprised you couldn't see
What a man that Prince could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the soul that lives inside
He's just a boy; I'm just a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love, haven't you heard?
How we rock the Gondorian world!
He is a Gondor boy
Now we're together boy
He is the perfect guy for me!
We'll be in Ithilien
Singing a song we penned
About a girl he used to know!
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