A/N: More from me! Little Mermaid is abandoned! Now I've moved on to the Lion King, with a song that has been done so many times it has an identity crisis! On with my parodies!


I Just Can't Wait to be King: Aragorn, with Faramir and Denethor
(I Just Can't Wait to be King, the Lion King)

Aragorn: I'm gonna be a mighty King, so Uruk-hai beware!

Denethor: Well, I've never seen a King of Men with quite so grungy hair!

Aragorn: I'm gonna be an awesome king, like no king was before!

I'm gonna boss Denethor around, I'm gonna rule Gondor!

Denethor: Your orders really don't do anything!

Aragorn: Oh I just can't wait to be king!

Denethor: (spoken) Boromir would have been a better king and you know it!

Aragorn: No listening to Elrond!

Faramir: No listening to Boromir!

Aragorn: Faramir's the Steward!

Faramir: Because there's a dead Boromir!

Denethor: HE'S NOT DEAD!

Aragorn: Free to ride around all day!

Denethor: That is so out!

Aragorn: Free to run it all my way!

Denethor: I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart to heart!

Aragorn: Kings don't need advice from pyromaniacs from a start!

Denethor: If this is where the line of Kings is going, kick him out!

Out of Gondor, out of Middle Earth, he cannot be allowed!

This Aragorn is getting ideas that are crazy things!

Aragorn: Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

(Musical interlude...)

Aragorn: From Rohan to Gondor

And Lorien to Mirkwood

The Shire to Rivendell

I'm gonna rule for good!

Denethor: NOT YET!!!

Aragorn: Denethor's gonna beg on his knees

And Arwen's gonna be my lovely queen

It's gonna be my first big act as King

Cause I just can't wait to be King!

Yeah, I'll kick ass when I'm king

I just can't wait to be King!!


A/N: More Lion King Next! Merry and Pippin finally sing together!! More Disney movies get LotR songs! Check soon!