A/N: More of my Parodies! Next are Merry and Pippin! Then we move to another classic...Aladdin! WHOO!! When it switches from Merry to Pippin and they only have one line each, it's spoken. Anything that rhymes or sounds like it rhymes is the song. But you should know if you've heard the song.
We want beer: Merry and Pippin
(Be Prepared, the Lion King)
Merry: I never knew that my favorite tavern
Would never serve ale again
And so I searched ending never
Each search was a pain in the neck
It's clear from the lack of good ale
That you don't care if I drink here
But we're talking profit and sales
It's a shame how I must get my beer!
So prepare for the upset of a lifetime
You'll be sad when you get the bad news
The lack of good ale will plummet your sales
Pippin: And how will we get it?
Merry: Now Pippin, don't fret
I know it sounds horrid
But it could be morbid
If we never can drink again
So we're currently robbing you here
We want beer!
Pippin: Yeah, we want beer! Sure we want beer! For what?
Merry: So we can drink!
Pippin: Can't we have water?
Merry: No, fool we need liquor! And alcohol, too!
Pippin: Great idea! Who needs water? No water, no water, lalalalalala!
Merry: Idiot! There will still be water!
Pippin: Hey, but you said....
Merry: But we'll have the beer! Stick with me, and you'll never be sober again!
Pippin: Yeah, all right long live Merry! Long live Merry!
It's great that I'll soon be drunk
With the dude who made all beer free!
Merry: Of course, you'll smell like a skunk,
But, hey, that's all right by me!
The future is flowing with liquor
And though we're main addressees,
The point, Pip, I must emphasize is
You wouldn't be anywhere without me!
So prepare for the heist of the century!
We'll rob all the liquor stores blind!
Careful planning, robbing skills spanning
A year of denial, are reasons why we'll
Have been untaxed, uncharged and unpacked
After we get the stolen beer here
Yes our mugs and bottle openers are feared,
We want beer!
Yes our mugs and bottle openers are feared,
We want beer!!!!!!
A/N: There, something a bit more Merry and Pippin-ish. And it's more happy. Goody! Well, I sure hoped you liked their evil plans to rob liquor stores...and they succeed! Go them! Next is, oh, I dunno, someone singing something from Aladdin, what song and who I have no idea. But look for it!
We want beer: Merry and Pippin
(Be Prepared, the Lion King)
Merry: I never knew that my favorite tavern
Would never serve ale again
And so I searched ending never
Each search was a pain in the neck
It's clear from the lack of good ale
That you don't care if I drink here
But we're talking profit and sales
It's a shame how I must get my beer!
So prepare for the upset of a lifetime
You'll be sad when you get the bad news
The lack of good ale will plummet your sales
Pippin: And how will we get it?
Merry: Now Pippin, don't fret
I know it sounds horrid
But it could be morbid
If we never can drink again
So we're currently robbing you here
We want beer!
Pippin: Yeah, we want beer! Sure we want beer! For what?
Merry: So we can drink!
Pippin: Can't we have water?
Merry: No, fool we need liquor! And alcohol, too!
Pippin: Great idea! Who needs water? No water, no water, lalalalalala!
Merry: Idiot! There will still be water!
Pippin: Hey, but you said....
Merry: But we'll have the beer! Stick with me, and you'll never be sober again!
Pippin: Yeah, all right long live Merry! Long live Merry!
It's great that I'll soon be drunk
With the dude who made all beer free!
Merry: Of course, you'll smell like a skunk,
But, hey, that's all right by me!
The future is flowing with liquor
And though we're main addressees,
The point, Pip, I must emphasize is
You wouldn't be anywhere without me!
So prepare for the heist of the century!
We'll rob all the liquor stores blind!
Careful planning, robbing skills spanning
A year of denial, are reasons why we'll
Have been untaxed, uncharged and unpacked
After we get the stolen beer here
Yes our mugs and bottle openers are feared,
We want beer!
Yes our mugs and bottle openers are feared,
We want beer!!!!!!
A/N: There, something a bit more Merry and Pippin-ish. And it's more happy. Goody! Well, I sure hoped you liked their evil plans to rob liquor stores...and they succeed! Go them! Next is, oh, I dunno, someone singing something from Aladdin, what song and who I have no idea. But look for it!