A/N: Hey, it's me again. Well, here's a song that I wrote at 1:15 A.M. when I was loaded on caffeine and sugar. Same thing like the last song.
Zero to Hero: Arwen
(Zero to Hero, Hercules)
Bless my soul!
Lego's on a roll!
Elf of the week on the Gondor opinion poll!
What a pro!
He can shoot a bow!
Point him at a uruk and the uruk goes, 'uh-oh!'
He was a no one, a zero, zero.
Now he's a hotshot, he's a hero!
He is an Elf with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero
Just like that.
When he smiles,
The girls go wild with 'Oohs' and 'Ahs'.
And they slapped his face all over the place
And on every vase!
From autograph fees and royalties
Lego had cash to burn
Now neuvo-riche and famous
He can tell you how mush cash he earns!
Say amen!
There he goes again!
Hot and undefeated!
An eleven from ten!
Girls line up
Just to watch him flex
And this hottie archer made them all faint when he'd flex!
Lego, he comes, he sees, he conquers.
Honey, the girls are going bonkers!
He showed them archery, swords and spunk!
From zero to hero
A major hunk
Zero to hero
And who'da thunk?
Whose hair is always gold and perfect?
Legolas!
Who fells enemies with archery tactics?
Legolas!
Is he hot?
No one hotter!
Is he sweet?
Our favorite flavor!
Legolas! Legolas! Legolas! Legolas! Legolas! Legolas!
Bless my soul,
Lego's on a roll
Undefeated.
Riding high
And the nicest guy
Not conceited!
He was a no one a zero, zero
Now he's a hot shot he's a hero
He hit the heights at breakneck speed!
From zero to hero, Lego's a hero, now he's a hero
Yes indeed.
A/N: Yes, there are two people hotter than Legolas: Pippin and Faramir. And I'm sure Breck if she were to review this would say Boromir. So, now that we've all had the song about Legolas out of the way...time for the last mushy song I'll ever write! Yay! Ok, review, you know you want to!
Zero to Hero: Arwen
(Zero to Hero, Hercules)
Bless my soul!
Lego's on a roll!
Elf of the week on the Gondor opinion poll!
What a pro!
He can shoot a bow!
Point him at a uruk and the uruk goes, 'uh-oh!'
He was a no one, a zero, zero.
Now he's a hotshot, he's a hero!
He is an Elf with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero
Just like that.
When he smiles,
The girls go wild with 'Oohs' and 'Ahs'.
And they slapped his face all over the place
And on every vase!
From autograph fees and royalties
Lego had cash to burn
Now neuvo-riche and famous
He can tell you how mush cash he earns!
Say amen!
There he goes again!
Hot and undefeated!
An eleven from ten!
Girls line up
Just to watch him flex
And this hottie archer made them all faint when he'd flex!
Lego, he comes, he sees, he conquers.
Honey, the girls are going bonkers!
He showed them archery, swords and spunk!
From zero to hero
A major hunk
Zero to hero
And who'da thunk?
Whose hair is always gold and perfect?
Legolas!
Who fells enemies with archery tactics?
Legolas!
Is he hot?
No one hotter!
Is he sweet?
Our favorite flavor!
Legolas! Legolas! Legolas! Legolas! Legolas! Legolas!
Bless my soul,
Lego's on a roll
Undefeated.
Riding high
And the nicest guy
Not conceited!
He was a no one a zero, zero
Now he's a hot shot he's a hero
He hit the heights at breakneck speed!
From zero to hero, Lego's a hero, now he's a hero
Yes indeed.
A/N: Yes, there are two people hotter than Legolas: Pippin and Faramir. And I'm sure Breck if she were to review this would say Boromir. So, now that we've all had the song about Legolas out of the way...time for the last mushy song I'll ever write! Yay! Ok, review, you know you want to!