A/N: Presenting the Gondorian Version of We Will Rock You! Hope you like it. Basically I just wrote it in 2 minutes. Wow, that's a bad band name for the parody...


We Will Rock You! (Queen)

He Will Rock You! (King)

Fari you're a boy making lots of noise

Shouting in the street gonna be a ranger one day

You've got mud on your face; you're father's disgrace

Kickin' your can all over the place Singin'

He will, we will, rock you!

He will, we will, rock you!

Bori you're a young man, tough man

Shouting in the street gonna take on Mordor one day

You've got blood on your face, you're Gondor's grace

Waving your banner all over the place Singin'

He will, we will, rock you!

He will, we will, rock you!

Denny you're an old man, crazy man

Shouting at your sons gonna make you crazy one day

You've got tomato on you're face, you big disgrace,

Somebody better put you back into your place

He will, we will, rock you!

Sing it!

He will, we will, rock you!

Everybody!

We will, we will, rock you!

We will, we will, rock you!

All right now!

(Boromir plays an electric guitar solo and the song ends)


A/N: There you have it. Leave a review if you care to.