(A/N: I couldn't help myself guys, I just had to do another songfic…I can't remember if I skipped a verse in the song or not…and I do realize that the last line of the verses and chorus are supposed to be the same pretty much throughout the whole song but who cares, I don't. Anyway on with the song….this one took some hard thinking.)
Why'd I grab the Keyblade - To the tune of the very popular Backstreet Boys song " I want it that way.
Sucked in to darkness
Had to fight Heartless
Got a new Keyblade
I'm going to save the day
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I'm in Traverse Town
Cause I was knocked out
I can't find my friends
When will this journey end?
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Tell me why?...I had to make that mistake
Tell me why?...And grab the stupid Keyblade
Tell me why?...that Ansem is so freaking gay
Why'd I grab the Keyblade?
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I'm fighting a boss now
Her attacks are real lame
But she's taken half my health bar…Yeah
She looks pretty sickly
Her face is real green
I think she P-M-S-ing!
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I am a fighter
Who all desire
Ansem…Ansem…Ansem, is Gay!
We're always sayin!
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He's nothing but a buttache
Also a big fat fruitcake
You'll always here somebody say
Why is Ansem so gay?
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Tell me why?...I had to make that mistake
Tell me why?...And grab the stupid Keyblade
Tell me why?...We'll never know why Ansem's gay
Why'd I grab the Keyblade
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Ok…he's not gay
(A/N: OMG passed out laughing Sorry guys. I really do think that song is hilarious. No Ansem is not gay just real easy to pick fun at!)