YAY! IM LOVED BY ALL! THNK U 4 THE REVIEWS! Im right now babysiting, so this is really funny.. lol! And Rose.. i bet rob/rav fans won't be either..HAHA! the thing is, is that rob and rav r like sister and brother, so yeah. I'm adding in a little bb/rav stuff. btw ya'll, check out my profile, ull like it, ok im now typin the second chapter.. bb!

Before the kidnapping..

A girl with short violet hair and adark navy blue cape and leotardwas floating silently around her room. The sun also gave her a wake up call.Raven was in her room and she was finished with her meditating. She was now thinking about her birthday. It's usually something to be happy about, but the end of the world isn't usually something thats though as "happy."

And thats when Robin comes in. She knew that she could count on him... as her brother, and now someone she can talk to about Slade. Unless, if he dosen't get into his OCD mood. Ask me if you dont know wht it means.. She really cared for him, and he cared for her, but her eyes for some reason layed on someone else... Beastboy.

Raven's POV:

Yesterday was great, I even had Ice Cream! YAY! All my friends, Robin there for me, and Beastboy. Sigh.. Ahh, Beastboy, that crazy littledork that saved my life. But enough about him,AH CMON! A lamp just exploded. Shit, gotta buy a new one! Third time this week!

Normal POV:

She looked out her window right after her thought about Beastboy. She saw the calming wavesand the brownish rocks that lay still from where her and Beastboy had they're mement.

She heard a scream, and a bright light shined, a very little one, you couldn't really see it. Ravenopened up her curtain and saw Robin hurt, and a dent of a tree...

Raven's POV:

WHAT THE HECK? Did Starfire do that dent? DAAAAMN! Wait, Robin..He's hurt, I have to tell the others!

Normal POV:

So Raven ran downstairs wiht her cape slythering behindand the other Titans already had Robin on the couch. Raven came over, and healed him with her arcane but bright powers.

"Well, how bad is it?" Said a worried half metal- half human android named Cyborg.

"Dude, you must be in alot of pain...SAY SOMETHING!" Yelled an olive green changeling named Beastboy. "StttaarFiirree..." Wimpered Robin.

" Ugghh...She was kkiiidddnnappedd.." He continued to say. He then got back his voice. "We must save her... Titans Go OW!" Robin pointed out his finger, and now whimpering like a dweeb, because he didn't let Raven fullyheal him yet.

"Hold still Robin, we will get her. By the way, what the hell happened to you!" Said a Raven that was about to burst in tears of hilarity.

"She was taken away by RedX, and Slade." "Whoa whoa whoa, Slades BACK?" Yelled Cyborg. "You must be jokin man."

"Does THIS LOOK LIKE JOKING TO YOU!" Robin screamed with his face that looked like a pimple about to explode.

Raven finished healing Robin, and the Titans started to make a plan.

"Whhaa?" "Where am I? I wish to know please!" Starfire looked up, and realized that she was in chains. She was in steal chains that were on her hands and waist. Instantly, she tried to use her Alien strength, but failed. She was in a dark unearthly room with alot of stone.

Her powers couldn't work well because she was so weak, but she wanted to save her energy for later. Her eye beams were as useless as a phone book in New York with phone numbers from Oklahoma. Besides, she didn't have the energy she needed to conjure them.

"Ahh, your awake my dear." An eerie shadow turned into a figure. Slade.

"Don't worry my dear girl, your with us, and were in alair that none of your little friends or boyfirendcan locate you at." "And I see that we gave you a pleasant surprise. Hmm?"

"Seeing you is not a surprise." Muttered Starfire. "Well, if I don't surprise you, then maybe HE will..." Hissed Slade.

"Well cutie, it's been a looong time since I have seen you." Another shadowed figure approached Starfire.

"When I was whammed into a tree, I was going to ask you, why don't you and I go on a..." "AHHH SHIT!" "AAHH!" RedX was kneeling down on the ground spazzing because Slade kicked RedX in the shins with his solid hard rock boots.

Even though Slade was now mad, he was now holding hisgroind because...yep, you guessed it, got kicked in the balls. (lets just pretend he has some..OOH! LMAO! jk jk. )It took a minute for both criminals to stand up.

RedX grabbed her chin and made her look at him. "You know, we could have some connection if you give me a chance, cutie." Hised RedX.

"I will never accompany you on a date! Robin and my friendswill come and he will save me, andall of us will teach you a lesson!" Said Starfire as she spat at RedX.

Then WHAM! RedX was now on the floor, kneeling down, because, of course, got kicked in the balls, by Starfire. Slade was about to slap Starfire, but then, it was Slade's turn to get kicked in the shins. "AHH! YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRL!" Yelled Slade. Now both villians were on the floor, looking like a fish out of water...in a demented way.

"You pathetic little girl. Your little boyfriend and his friends willNEVER save you!" Hissed RedX. Slade and RedX were done wobbling like demented fishes andSlade waseven MOREaggriavted than everbefore. Well, lets see, they both were kicked in the balls, and were also kicked in the shins, that must hurt. And Starfire wasn't as weak as they thought she was.

"Robin and my friends will come for me, and we will teach you a lesson! " A very angry Starfire said. "Well then, let me at least tell you OUR plan while you wait."

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! cough cough… "Excuse me.." "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!( lol jk jk )

And that was when RedX stood up, and a very worried Starfire was facing RedX and Slade. To make matters worse, her ankles were now in chains and she was still had togain her energy.

Hey ya'll! Shoof! Wipes off forehead. I hope that was a long one. PLZ R&R! Hope you like it! More to come! Humor and more will come 2! Just click the "review this fic" button, and your good 2 go! Thnx! LOL! Peace. .

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