Dark Lords Half Show 2

By Darth Maul

"We are here behind the studio of Dark Lords. As you know from our last episode Master Warious challenged Master Sidious to a Force lightning duel. This is not entirely unheard of in Sith history. It was a common way to decide things between masters.

Here they are the duel is about to start."

The camera goes to the two Sith Masters. Warious speaks.

"Remember Sidious; if I win you stop spying on my brother and me."

"And If I win," Sidious continued, "I still get to observe your activities."

"Draw and you leave just me alone." Warious continued.

"Very well my old apprentice, but I shall not lose."

The camera turns back to Maul. "The other Dark Lords are arriving to observe. Darth Vader is over-seeing the duel and acting as judge. I'm holding camera (obviously) in case the outcome is disputed which I hope it will not."

Another voice is heard on camera. "Sidious seems to be a meddling old fool."

Camera turns and adjusts the viewer to see Lucius Malfoy.

Maul's voice is heard. "How did you get back here?"

"The Dark Lord gave me something called a backstage pass that's why."

Camera fixes on Voldemort near-by. "Well?" Darth Maul demands.

"I wanted extra security. The two Jedi she hired for studio security don't like me."

Camera turns back to the two Sith Masters preparing to duel.

"Quiet every one," Maul's voice is heard, "they're going to fight."

Vader is in between and a-ways back from the two Masters and speaks. "Er…What am I supposed to say?"

There is a collective laugh from the crowd around the two combatants and Vader.

"Just say 'go', Vader, nothing overly formal about this." Maul says from behind the camera as the two Masters glare at Vader.

Vader backs away a little more incase they changed their minds about using the lightning on him instead of each other.

"Well, um, go?"

Immediately both Masters of the Sith fire their Force bolts at each other. Blue lighting clashed with black and dark purple lightning. There was a small explosion as the opposing forces connected, blowing both Warious and Sidious to the ground backwards.

Warious sprang back to her feet and prepared to fire again. Sidious, still on the ground pointed at her and fired. Warious jumped and rolled out of the way giving Sidious time to recover and get up.

Both were at the ready in the next second and fired again. This time Warious combined her attack with a force shield to absorb her old master's lightning fueling it to her own and over powering Sidious defense.

Suddenly there was a giant Rancor in front of Master Sidious that sprang at Warious.

There was a streak of darkness and the Rancor disappeared. Warious immediately fired at Sidious again and, this time, hit him.

Vader's voice rang out, "Fowl on both sides for use of something other then lightning," but neither Master heard him and Sidious retaliated with his own blue lightning.

Warious seemed to have expected this because her force shield glimmered violet as blue lightning hit her straight on. Her own lightning turned completely black and grew larger reaching all the way through her master's defense and knocking him back into Saruman.

"Sidious is unconscious, Master Warious wins." Vader's voice announced sullenly.

Maul heaved a sigh of relief from behind the video camera. "Good. Now that that's over can we go home now?"

Warious glared at Maul and then nodded before stumbling out of the camera's range.

The Camera turns back to Maul. "Well I hope you enjoyed our Half Time show tune in to see more torture in Dark Lords next time."

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