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Thanks to:
DemonRogue13: HAHAHHA!! ORORO?? A BOUNTY HUNTER!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! (ahem) Sorry about that. No, no, it was but a mere coincidence hun.
Enchanted Light: Confusing you say? That's okay, it was meant to be! It shall all be explained later. (yoda style) Mmm, Romyness. . .
Spectra2: Everyone loves the accent of Morph!! It's fantasmico!! HAHAHHAHA!! (sorry about that..)
Star-Of-Chaos: I had lots of fun writing that chapter. Great fun indeed. I figured Rogue should have a whip because it was new and inventive and Strangely unlike her.
Silver Ink: Woman!! YOU HAVE GOT TO UPDATE YOUR STORY NOW!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! The reason why I have Rogue insane is because I will it to be so and her creator isn't exactly what most would call sane!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! (ahem) Sorry about that there..
Ishandahalf: Everyone of us must have insanity in them somewhere, and if they deny it, they are horrible, horrible liars. I feel the need to break out into maniacal laughter. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! (out of breath) I'm done now.
And now, without any further delays: The next chapter!
Walking alongside the Devil
Chapter 3: Lunacy" Here I come Monsters!, I
shall defeat you and thy blood
shall rust my sword!!
ooo RoguesHeart ooo
Rogue swung her legs calmly as she sat inside the giant metal pod. Logan sat on her left while Remy sat on her right. Morph stood on the opposite side of them, looking terribly frightened of associating with the others.
" Every body was Kung Fu fighting. . . " sung out Rogue cheerfully.
Logan stared at her momentarily, his eyebrow cocked.
' This girl has lost her mind..'
Remy smirked at Rogue as she continued her song.
" Them cats were fast as lighting…"
After each verse, Rogue performed a little kicking motion emphasizing her song.
Morph smiled weakly at Rogue's antics.
" In fact it was just a little bit frightening.."
It came to the point in which both Remy and Rogue began to sing to song together.
" WOOHOOO HOOOOOO!! WOOHOOO OOOOO!! WOOOOHOOO!!! WOOOHOOO!!"
Logan's eye twitched out of irritation.
" Could you two shut up, a man can't concentrate with ya howlin' at the top of y' lungs!"
Rogue stopped immediately and grinned widely at Logan.
" Oh of Course Wolvie, no problem. "
Logan sighed in relief but it was short lived as he was once more forced to hear another sound. Rogue was humming.
" STRIPES!!"
Rogue glanced over at him, her emerald eyes glittering innocently.
" Whatever do ya mean, Wolvie?"
Logan growled deep in his throat.
" You know very well what I'm talking about little lady."
Rogue cocked her head to the side, making the white strands of her hair to fall across her face.
" Nope sorry, could ya elaborate for me?"
Logan groaned to himself and turned away. The minute he had done that, she had started up again, but this time.. It was the most hated song of all. The one that never left your head, no matter what you did.
" IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!"
" Stripes…" he spoke testily.
Rogue laughed sheepishly.
" Ha HA, sorry about that.."
She stopped singing, leaving them with about ten minutes worth of silence, save the sound of the Cajun's constant card flipping.
Then. . . Then it started again. The humming. Logan's eye began to twitch more violently with each note.
" STOP IT!! STOP WITH THE INFERNAL HUMMING!!"
Morph, Gambit, and Rogue all stared at Logan. Their mouths open in shock. Well Rogue, with more amusement than shock.
" Are y' alright dere homme?"
Logan huffed at him.
" Shut it Gumbo before I do it for ya."
Remy gulped and closed his mouth, knowing that now wasn't the time to pick at the short tempered little man. There was nowhere to run or hide in the metal pod and that meant no way to avoid those deadly claws of his.
A long moment of silence passed. Remy sat on the floor and began to play black jack against Rogue and Morph. Logan stared off into space, thinking about who knows what.
Then it began, again.
" I'm a little teacup short and stout… this is my handle, this is my spout…" sung Rogue quietly.
Logan stood up in the middle of the metal pod, his entire body shaking.
" When I get all steamed up hear me shout…. TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUUUTTTTT!!!" he roared out.
Rogue glanced at the others.
" And people think ah'm crazy?.."
Both Remy and Morph shrugged at her.
o-o-o-o-o-o-o
" WILL YOU SHUT UP!!"
" But mate, I thought you wanted to hear my life story!"
Victor Creed rubbed his throbbing temples. The Australian had been talking incessantly ever since they had gotten into the pods. His conversation ranged from some chick who's hair he had lit on fire to how he had first arrived in America on a dinghy boat.
Piotr sat oblivious to it all, he had grown use to the younger man's ramblings and they no longer phased him. He could perfectly tune out ever single ounce of information that the Australian could possibly throw his way, only to pick up on the important pieces. Especially the ones that were trick questions only to check if he was listening or not like: " I wonder what would happen if I tried to light myself on fire, could I control it?" " Or what would Magneto look like bald?"
Glancing up, he watched as John continued to unknowingly annoy Sabretooth.
" And then.. There was this one time, when I was in the Kongos and this dog came over to me, he looked like a fido, anyways. .. The little bugger thought it would be funny to steal my lighter well, I showed him…"
Sabretooth's mouth dropped open in an irritated droll and he began to smack his head against the metal.
" PLEASE SOMEONE ATTACK US!! KIDNAP ME!! TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!!!!!"
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Beethoven's Sympathy was lightly hummed through the pod. Fred was day dreaming about nachos while Evan was picturing new skate tricks for his skate board. Hank's mind was drifting off to never never land.
Fred was the first to speak.
" Question?"
Hank glanced over at Fred.
" What is it?"
" If we're here, where are the others?"
By others, he meant the xmen and the brotherhood mutants who hadn't been captured by Trask's men.
Hank thought about it for a moment.
" I suppose they will be looking for us."
Evan nodded.
" What if they go to Area 51 and find us not there, what if they get captured, what if-OWW!"
Hank had smacked Evan upside his head.
" Sorry about that, but you were babbling hysterically."
Evan groaned and rubbed his sore head.
" No prob.."
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
They landed about an hour later. The minute the pods opened, two of the once most feared mutants had nearly ran over their companions trying to get out.
Wolverine collapsed onto the ground, his eyes widened as if he were daft.
" So long…it was SOOOO looong.."
Rogue, Remy, and Morph stepped out of the pod looking quite irritated.
" Hey, don't blame all the noise on us, man…it was you doin' all the complainin'." spoke Morph, much to the amazement of everyone except Logan, Rogue, and Remy.
" Ah agree wit' Morph, ya really do complain a lot Wolvie.."
Logan growled at them.
" Don't you take that tone with me young lady!"
Rogue rolled her eyes.
" Yes, Daddy. . . Whatever ya say Daddy.." she said sarcastically.
Remy snorted behind her but caught it when the Logan glared at him. But before Logan could retort he found himself interrupted by a swooshing of a cape.
Everyone turned around and found themselves staring at the Master of Magnetism himself.
" You shall be lodging with us, do not worry about the others. I shall notify the other Brotherhood and Charles of your imminent release from Area 51."
Rogue beamed at him.
" Thanks ol' Buckethead."
Magneto glared at her and turned his attention to the other pods that were floating down.
Remy placed a hand onto her shoulder.
" Remy don' t'ink dat y' should mess wit' dat man, Chere.."
Rogue stared over at him.
" Nonsense you speak!!" she spoke in a perfect british accent.
Remy blinked at her, shock filling him.
" Chere, your accent?!"
Morph chuckled beside her. This group was turning out to be more interesting by each passing moment.
Yay, that's all for now!! At least you can say I update fast.
Rogue's insanity is overwhelming no?
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