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Thanks to:
DemonRogue 13: Lol, Rogue's insanity shall grow more present through each chapter.
Spectra2: thanks for liking the chapter. I felt the need to release some random psychosis.
Sick Mind Sucker: WELCOME TO THE WORLD KNOWN AS THE INSANE ROGUE, WATCH WHERE YOU STEP! Those ideas are ever so deliciously evil. I want to dye Magneto's hair pink now. (goes off into dream land)
Ishandahalf: (laughs shakily) See, I was suffering from paranoid delusions at the time and felt the need to express it in verse.
Enchanted light: Aww, you're still confused? Hmm, I hope this chapter will explain it.
Star-Of-Chaos: Who wouldn't want to see the infamous Wolverine singing " I'm a little teapot" ?
Rogue4787: Hmm.. An alliance between Rogue and Pyro eh? (looks on thoughtfully). . . Maybe… we shall see about this. Thanks for being amused by my stupidity!! ;)
Anamaniax: I am mad!! Quite the lunatic no? You see I would maniacally laugh right now but I must reserve my strengths for when I must go dominate the world next Tuesday.
Piotr's Girl: I know, isn't she. Rogue is actually in my personality now so you should afraid. E very afraid.
Fantasic Reviews I say! Just so you know, I have once more watched rather funny and stupid shows.. So I'll have some pretty good puns. I think. Oh and uh, Juggernaut is a bit OC here. I like abbreviations. And for all you anime freaks out there, did you guess where I got the plot from?
Chapter 4: Talking with the Boss
Rogue laid sprawled out on one of the guest beds. The others had separated for a while, each one exhausted from the night's escapades.
" More fun for me.." she beamed to herself.
Rolling off the bed, she hopped upon her feet energetically and walked over to the door. Sticking her head out of the doorway, she checked the hallways to see if any one was coming.
' Hmmm… Can't be too safe. '
Rogue closed her eyes and probed for telepathic link.
' Ha, ah'm making good use of that red headed bitch's power today… '
Using Jean's telepathic powers she scanned the rooms of everyone. Piotr was reading soundly in his room. John had passed out on his bed, only dressed in his sponge bob square pants boxer shorts. Remy was about as knocked out as John but at least he was wearing pants. No shirt though. . . Rogue smirked and stared at him as he slept peacefully. His bare chest was toned and ripped with muscles. There didn't seem to be a single ounce of fat on the man, and that was mighty pleasing. Rogue stared at him for a while longer before snapping out of her drool induced reverie. Rogue continued to scan the rest of the corridor.
Logan was somewhat asleep, it wasn't good to try and explore his head or room, unless you wanted to get impaled. He wasn't going any where soon though, she could tell. He had a bottle of whiskey that he had probably stole from Magnus's liquor cabinet or Remy.
Morph, he was currently in the med lab with Fred getting examined for any anomalies in their blood system. Lord knew that Trask was an evil son of a bitch, who loved to experiment on his " patients" more like "victims".
Rogue huffed. She had been searching for the man for years on end. Well her and every other bounty hunter on the planet. Everyone in the B.H.A. ( Bounty Hunter Association) had been hunting him down, hoping to gain that 100 million double dollar reward. (double dollar: double the amount of money)
She had joined the B.H.A. back when she was with the Brotherhood. Mystique was always behind on paying the rent at the house so the electricity ,water, heat, and occasionally the gas would shut off; leaving them, cold starving and stinking. The only way for her to pay the bills was to either pickpocket money off of someone, run credit card scams, and/or become an assassin; now there were other people that she knew of who sold their body for money…but there was no way in hell that she'd go that far. She didn't care if she was living outside in a cardboard box, she would not demean herself that way.
' Even though many a man has said, ah would make a great stripper..' she thought to herself.
She remembered the day she had run into Theo Maxwell. She was walking around in the forest, no reason for it, she ha just felt like going for a walk when suddenly a man had barreled into her. He had short skuzzy red hair, a huge build, and wily brown eyes.
" What the hell? Get the F--- off me!" she growled.
The man scrambled off her and began to run. Rogue stared after him for a moment, until finally recognition popped into her head.
" Hey, that's the bald one's brother…The juggernaut ah think his name was.."
Without a second thought, she chased after him. Not really knowing why. For a big guy, the man could really sprint. He dodged in and out of trees trying to lose her but she was not so easily deterred. Leaping high into the air, Rogue flipped over his body and landed in front of him.
" Where do ya think ya'll goin?"
The man growled fiercely at her.
" Move girl…"
Rogue waggled her finger at him.
" No, ah don't think ah will."
The man snarled at her, his mouth turned up in an upward scowl. A rustling behind him kept him from retorting. Instead he tried to rush past her.
' What the hell, ain't never seen dis man so scared before…'
Rogue dropped down to the forest floor, and took out his legs. He fell over like a red wood tree, landing hard onto the ground; leaving a crater sized hole.
" Oops.." she chuckled aloud.
The man named Juggernaut glared up at her.
" You will pay for that…" he snarled.
Rogue shrugged.
" Hey, let's see if ah care…"
Rogue stared into the sky, not focusing on anything in the particular.
" Nope, ah got nothing."
Juggernaut stared at her blankly before he sneered.
" We'll see about that. "
He leapt up from the crater hole; landing so hard upon the ground that it shook.
' Wow…now that was intimidating….' Rogue thought sarcastically.
He charged at her fully expecting to catch her off guard just had he done earlier. This time, Rogue was prepared and she side stepped him making him smash headlong into a tree trunk.
Rogue laughed aloud at him.
" Ain't ya the smart one?"
Juggernaut huffed into the ground and pulled himself up.
" You…" he growled.
Rogue rolled her eyes.
" Come on, ya have got t' have something better than that…"
Juggernaut roared and lunged at her but he was cut short. His eyes grew wide as he felt 50,000 volts of electricity ripping through his body. He collapsed upon the ground, his eyes wide with shock.
Rogue stared at him in surprise.
" Uh, what happened here?" she wondered aloud.
" I happened."
A hazel eyed man with long black hair crawled out of the bushes. Rogue cocked an eyebrow at him, her interest captivated.
" Oh mah, it seems ah have company."
The man smiled at her, flashing his pearly whites.
" Theo Maxwell ,doll, and you are?"
Rogue bowed dramatically.
" The Rogue."
Theo clapped at her.
" Nice to meet you."
Rogue smirked at him.
A groan grasped both of their attention. The juggernaut was reviving.
" Hmmph…the big oaf is still living…"
" Of course he is."
Theo walked over to Juggernaut, and placed some kind of metal braces around his arm. Automatically, the man's body became immobile.
Jerking him up by his bulky arms, Theo stood the man up on his feet.
" This guy should at least get us enough money to last the week…" he mumbled under his breath.
Rogue watched him suspiciously.
" Just who are ya anyways?"
Theo glanced over at her, his hazel eyes twinkling.
" Just a simple bounty hunter ma'am. "
From that day on out, Rogue had become a hired bounty hunter. Added up (including her and Theo) there were a total of five in their group by the names of : Vera Valentine, Monty Munroe, and Emma Frost. Every now and then they would join up with another group of bounty hunters but it would always lead to disaster. For some reason they just couldn't mingle with outsiders.. Probably considering that they were all outsiders themselves.
Theo, was born and raised in the state of Maryland. He was the son of two wealthy business owners; so basically you could say he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Unfortunately with that advantage he had over people, a disadvantage had to occur. His parents were never home, he was raised by his servant, Rose. And when he wasn't spending time with her, he would be spending his time punching someone out at the gym or hacking into government databases.
Vera, who knew how old that man was. He only looked as if he were 35 but he acted like he was 80. If you asked him how he felt or if the weather was nice, he would respond with some complaint about his aching joints. Despite that, Vera was a genius. A real corn bread whiz kid. He could solve any mathematical problem or analytical problem within six seconds.
Monty, oh, what could you say about Monty. He was a pervert straightforward. Every time you turned he was either feeling up some girl claiming that there was dust on them. Didn't matter where or who. In all actuality, if they were standing in a church, he would probably molest a nun and claim that holy water had spilled on her and he was merely wiping it off. He almost made the error of trying to touch Rogue. She had nearly smacked him through the window. After that little dispute, they had become pretty good friends. She would always cause random chaos and havoc, and he would cover up for her. For a price that was.
Emma Frost. Just like her name said. Frost. She was a damn bitch. Now Rogue, everyone now and then, people would call her a bitch because of her sarcastic and cynical nature but she was nothing compared to Emma. No, she was one bipolar whore. One minute she'd be happy and the next she would be ripping things up and throwing a tantrum. She had to be the one person that annoyed Rogue more than Jean Grey. And that was saying a lot. In fact, if the two had met… Emma and Jean would probably become the bestest of friends. She could see them now, skipping down a field of daisies, flirting with random men; leading them on only to break their hearts after they were bored with them.
" OOH, ah hate that woman…"
Rogue shook her head slightly and flopped down on her bed. Reaching into her pocket, she pulled out her communicator.
" Hmm..ah should contact Theo…Ah did sort of cut him off earlier…hope he's not too mad."
Theo may seem to be a passive person, but don't let the innocent look fool you. He had a temper that could rival that of Logan himself.
Rogue rolled over on her side and pressed the button and watched it glow. After a small moment, a small figure formed upon it.
" Oh hi, Monty."
Monty stared up at her in mild surprise.
" Oh Hello Roguey."
Rogue rolled her eyes.
" Stop callin' me that."
Monty shrugged.
" Get any new leads on Todediaia's case?"
Monty shook his mop top head and sighed.
" Naw, heaven knows Theo is trying…"
Rogue sighed.
" Eh, maybe ah should go down there…"
Monty shrugged once more.
" Maybe but how, from what I know you down there with the Master of Magnetism right?"
Rogue nodded her head , her eyes narrowed in suspicion.
" Yeah, but how did ya know that?"
Monty smirked wryly.
" Locaters on."
He pointed to the bottom of the coin. Rogue laughed shakily.
" Ha, sorry didn't see that.."
Monty laughed at her.
" Woah, incoming call…"
Rogue arched an eyebrow.
" Who? Theo?"
" Naw, Theo's still here, the only ones gone are you and Emma."
Rogue snarled at the name.
" UGh… ah hate her.."
Monty frowned.
" Now don't talk about my lady like that." he pouted.
Rogue chuckled.
" Since when is she ya lady?"
Monty held his fist firmly in the air.
" Since now, and since I made a bet with Vera on if I could get her to go out with me."
Rogue shook her head.
" Well that's a lose, lose situation."
Monty smiled.
" Maybe…or maybe not.."
Rogue rolled her eyes.
" Well check who it is Einstein.."
Monty's face went blank for a moment.
" Hey, it's my lady love… "
Rogue smirked.
" Uh, ah think ah'll leave ya and ya lady love t' have conversations.."
Monty pouted.
" Aww Roguey, you mean you don't want to talk to Emmykins?…"
Rogue scowled at him.
" No ah don't want t' talk t ' Emmykins, nor do ah eva want t' but at most times ah really don't have a choice."
Monty laughed once more.
" Okay then…see ya later!" he copied her drawl.
Rogue smiled at him.
" Sho nuff, sugah… catch mo' bounty heads will ya?"
Monty saluted her.
" Sir yes sir!"
Rogue shook her head. Monty smirked before disappearing.
The coin stopped glowing and fell back to it's original form. In all actuality it resembled a red poker chip with a smiley face on it.
Rogue rolled over and placed the coin back into her pocket.
" Well, guess it's time t' get some shut eye.."
Rogue flopped her head back, and closed her eyes. Sighing to herself, she smiled.
" Today was a fun day, we should do this all the time.."
Wooh, does that explain Rogue's bounty hunter status well enough? I hope so.
Remember, Rogue is insane. Okay, I don't think she's asylum crazy but she's edging closer to it.
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