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Hello babes!! I have returned yet again to fill your lives with joy!!
Thanks to:
Ishandahalf: Yup, good ol' Sponge Bob boxers. It has to be the sponge, no other. Besides his neon pink boxers are in the dirty clothes.
Sick Mind Sucker: I believe that everyone should bask in what is known as insanity. I mean, it's waaay better than being all sad an' stuff. Whenever you feel depressed, break something, I say!! Either that, or create a hate list and follow through with it. Mmm, hatred. Hatred and Insanity are a combination made for heaven. (laughs maniacally) Who could live without it? It's better to have Rogue with a screw loose than all " Ah'm a poor Southern girl who can't touch therefore ah must dwell on how pitiful mah life is… " I mean sure, I do it all the time but most of time her problems don't have anything to do with her powers. I figured she'd get over one day so I prefer to not have her dwell on it.
Silver Ink: Who can deny all that is insane? Who? And if they do, they lie. Either that or they had got smacked upside their head by Emily post or something. Ah, I see you have noticed my love for Inuyasha no?!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes, he does take the personality of Miroku!! How observant you are! You deserve a cookie!! (hands you a cookie) Actually, I like Sesshomaru more than Inuyasha... (rambles on why)
Enchanted light: I do believe I shall keep it up. (sips on tea) Yes, Yes I will.
EvosMyLife: Really, you say this RoguesHeart is insane. I believe I would love to meet her!! ;) If you think typing it once is hard, try doing it five times over. Ooh, carpal tunnel.. (ouchy)
Star-Of-Chaos: Catfights are cool. I'll see if I can squeeze that into my story. No believe me, Emma and Jean would so be friggin best friends. Being all high and might an' such… Damn bitches I say!! WHORES THEY ARE!! (yoda speaking)
Demon Rogue 13: Yay, I explained it all! I am now pleased. I shall do the dance of joy! (dances)
Yay!! So many people love my story! I feel so choked up inside.
Walking alongside the Devil
Chapter 5: More Ramblings..
" Hmm.. Let's find different ways of killing Jean Grey.." spoke Rogue cheerfully.
Rogue was sitting in the Acolyte's living room, drawing up plans for the destruction of all the people she hated. It wasn't a good thing whenever Rogue got bored.. People always seemed to get horribly injured…or even worse, died.
" The list goes as far… "
Ways to kill Jean Grey:
1. Take her precious little red hair and strangle her with it.
2. Take someone's math book and beat her to death with it, then hire a leprechaun to dance on her grave
3. Hire a gypsy to curse her existence
4. Hire Pyro to light her ass on fire
5. Manipulate Remy into blowing her up
6. Have Bobby ice her down, then smash her into eensy weensy pieces
7. Have Scott "accidently" shoot a red laser through her forehead
8. Have the Proffessor snap and make her jump off a cliff to hit the jagged rocks below
9. Claim that "Mesmero made you do it" by tying her a stake and lighting it on fire.. while standing above singing the national anthem and laughing maniacally.
10. Make Magneto suck all the iron out of her blood, insta-death
11. Put dog shit crap in her hair and smother her with her pillow
12. Make her kiss Toad
13. Have the professor put her under the impression that she's ugly and watch her scream..
Rogue smirked as she finished off her list.
" This is ever so beautiful.." she cried out loud.
Piotr had walked into the room by then and accidentally caught glimpse of Rogue's maniacal list of death.
" Uh, Rogue…Isn't this a little bit uh…dramatic?…" he asked.
" More like disturbing.."
Piotr jumped about a foot in the air.
" Pietro, where in the world did you come from?" he gasped out.
Pietro shrugged slightly.
" I've been around, anyways.. Roguey, what's up with the list?"
Rogue tilted her head to the side.
" Whatever do ya mean, Pie Pie?"
Pietro pointed down to number 3 on the list.
" Do you know how hard it is to find a good gypsy in this town?"
Rogue nodded her head in agreement.
" So true, most of them are all peaceful now… feh, peace is for chumps.." she huffed.
Pietro nodded his head with her. They both stood their for a moment nodding their heads in unison until Piotr finally freaked out and left the room muttering something about insanity.
Rogue finally burst out into a fit of laughter.
" Joy that was… So much joy…"
Pietro shook his head, he had grown quite used to Rogue's random spurts. After all he did live with her for a year. He had remembered when they had first met, when Mystique had dropped her off. She had walked over to him and looked as if she was going to shake his hand. And him, being the unknowing little prat he was, fell for it. She ended up putting him in a headlock and knocking him out. The next thing he knew, he was hanging upside down from the tree in the front yard, naked and with a mysterious pink bunny tattoo on his ass. Oh yeah, first impressions.. .
" So Rogue, you still got that job of yours?"
Rogue immediately stopped laughing and stared at him.
" What are ya talking about? Ah have no job, ah'm a bum…"
She had spoken with such vehemence that Pietro had to think twice.
" Oh sorry… Hey wait, You can't fool me like that Rogue.. I know you better than anyone else.."
Rogue flashed him a wide grin.
" Awww, ah know my little pie pie…" she crooned as she petted his head like a child would do it's pet.
Pietro frowned at her and slapped her hand away.
" Hey, you're messing up the do."
Rogue smirked at him and was about to retort when she felt a sudden vibrate coming from her pant's pocket.
" Oh dear, it seems ah must take mah leave…" she drawled out.
Pietro caught the hint.
" Sure alrighty then…"
Rogue bounded down the hallway, a grin plastered on her face.
" Play that Funky Music White Boy…." she sung out.
Remy passed by her on his way to the kitchen.
" Play that Funky Music RIIGHT!!" he joined in.
Both Rogue and Remy burst into the kitchen. Rogue whipped out a ladle and began to use it as a microphone, while simultaneously jumping atop the kitchen table, much to the amusement of Freddy, Evan, and John. Remy had placed a kitchen apron around his neck, making it resemble a cape and was using a soup ladle as his mike.
" Lay down the funk and play that funky music till you DIE!!!!"
Their song ended with Rogue doing a dramatic slide down the table, on her knees. Remy had jumped over to find a bag of rice and used his power to kinetically charge each and every one of them, making them explode in little firecracker form.
Everyone at the table clapped amused by the random performance by the two southerners.
" WOOhoo Thank you!! Thank You!!! We'll be here all day!!!" she yelled out before leaping off the table and running out of the kitchen.
Hank and Magnus stared after her as she ran down to her room.
Eric glanced down at Hank.
" What---?"
Hank held up a hand.
" Some things are best left unknown.."
Rogue threw open her door and reached into her pocket, pulling out her communicator. Careful to check for any one around her that might disturb her, she pressed the coin.
" Rogue here, how may ya partake of mah services?" she spoke in an operator voice.
" Ha, Ha. . Rogue."
Rogue grinned at Theo.
" G'day t' ya, Theo!"
Theo smirked at her.
" Heard from Monty that you had called back.."
Rogue nodded.
" Sho nuff, but the Queen interrupted our riveting conversation…ah was quite distressed.."
Theo chuckled.
" I'm sure you were. Anyways, on to important things… "
Rogue pouted.
"Aww, ah'm not important?…"
Theo ignored her comment.
" As I was saying; We need you to go with Emma to investigate…"
" Emma…" she whined.
" the last area that anyone had seen of Yukimura…"
Rogue shifted, her mind weighing her options. Stay at the base, get bored and end up wreaking chaos and havoc upon the building.. Or going out with Emma, getting bored an wreaking chaos and havoc upon her.
" Okay!" she said cheerfully.
Theo stared at her for a moment, noticing the mischievous glint in her eyes.
" This is a serious case Rogue.."
" Ah know, and ah fully intend t' treat it that way.."
Theo frowned sternly.
" Yeah, well to make sure, I'm going to have Valentine go with you.."
Rogue grinned even wider. Vera would go with anything she said, he loved torturing Emma.
" Okay!!"
Theo stilled remained suspicious but let it drop.
" Fine, I'll be sending Emma down to pick you up."
Rogue stared at Theo, serious for once.
" Theo, have ya actually thought this through?"
Theo nodded.
" Yes, and hopefully so has Emma. For if she wants any part of the profit, she's going to have to cooperate. "
" Ah imagine the queen wasn't to happy t' hear that.."
Theo shrugged.
" That's not my problem. She was though.. She was all mad that I was giving her the speech and not you."
Rogue rolled her eyes.
" Feh, ain't that just like her.. Jealous bitch.."
Theo sighed.
" Will you two get along for just a few hours without destroying the town like last time?"
Rogue thought about it for a moment.
" We'll see…"
Theo blinked.
" Wait, Rogue … that wasn't an answer…"
Rogue heard someone coming down the hallway.
" Gotta go luv, see ya on the flipside!"
Theo held up his hands.
" Wait Rogue!! You didn't give me an answer!!"
Rogue pressed the communicator off and once more slipped the coin into her pocket. Just in time to see Logan walk into her room.
" Who were ya talkin' to Stripes?"
Rogue gazed innocently at him.
" The wall.."
Logan frowned at her.
" The wall?" he spoke blankly.
Rogue nodded slowly and gestured to the wall across from her.
" They are just the greatest listeners eva…"
Logan just stared at her.
" Ah just had the most fascinatin' conversation with it, isn't that right Wally?"
She patted the wall with her hand.
" Someday, me an' Wally.. We gon' get married.." she drawled.
Logan opened his mouth to speak but no sound came out. Instead he turned from her room and walked out.
Rogue grinned at herself.
" That was a close one, wasn't it now Wally?" she said while patting the wall.
Rogue walked out of the room, humming a little song from Breaking Benjamins " Next to Nothing".
' Today is gonna be fun too, oh what luck ah have..' she thought happily to herself.
Yay!! A new chapter! Aren't you proud of me? I know you are! At least it wasn't a bad cliffy! Hmm, it seems to me that our little Roguey-Poo was lacking in insanity. Hmm, but she did get help from Pietro and Remy now didn't she? Gotta love those two. . . Just wait till the next chapter when ya meet Vera Valentine, now that man is nuts.
Lunacy= the only thing holding me together.
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RoguesHeart