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Wow… Who knew how many people liked my random spurts of psychosis?

Thanks to:

EvosMyLife: Howdy Hey!! Thanks for loving my last chapter… I was bored as you can tell.

BlackDIAMONDdrop: Oh dear, is this update fast enough hun? I'm afraid I can't type much faster than this… Well actually I can, it's just that damn school gets in the way. (Shakes fist angrily at the school) Are you sure insanity for insanity is a fair price? Are you willing to make that sacrifice? (winks)

Ishandahalf: Aww, you never said meow in the middle of sentences before? You should really try it sometime, it's quite fun indeed. Especially when people look at you funny for doing so. I wonder why my parents think I need a psychiatrist? (looks off into the distance, spots a moth, and starts chasing it.)

Silver Ink: Is that why I haven't talked to you in a while… And here I thought you were shunning me.. And Yes, I am ever so happy that my story is kick ass… it's the best. (gloats to herself)

Anee: Nonsense, there is absolutely nothing wrong with singing the Oscar Mayer Weiner song at midnight while walking across your campus. I preferably sing to the blue man group or break out with " Kung Fu Fighting" at the top of my lungs in the middle of my classes. I wonder why people look at me strangely? (looks off wistfully and runs into a wall)

Enchanted Light: I have updated hun!! Hope you enjoy!

DemonRogue13: I know, isn't she great? It's much better to be mad with insanity then mad with fury. It just works better that way… especially when it comes to annoying people as you shall so sorely see.

Star-Of-Chaos: Don't we all live dangerously? I'm a wild child… a regular rebel against society. I fold my own laundry and everything..

Recap: Our dear little Roguey had to get some clothes from Remy and Pietro's sister Wanda.. How will she react?….. WHO CARES? This story is about Rogue remember… All about Rogue! Nothing but Rogue!! Just Rogue… It should be called, Everyone Loves Rogue.

Chapter 8: Marvin Gaye

" I have the most terrifying

Job known to man… I cause people

Pain and I like it… You want to

Know who I am? I'll tell ya..

I'm a… DENTIST!! MUWAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!"

Rogue skipped around the base, the heels of her shoes clicking upon the vinyl floor.

" I got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts…." she sung out.

She had to figure out someway to get into town.

" Deedledee…"

She could always "borrow" Remy's bike but… she had already gotten enough from him already.

' Hmmm, let me see…. How about Mags? He could get me into town lickety-split…'

Rogue collapsed onto the floor randomly, her back smacking against the ground with a loud thump.

' No…. Ah can see mahself now, sitting there…. Him staring at meh wit' those beady wittle eyes.. Those eyes….. Piercing into mah soul….suckin' it out……DAMN DEVIL YOU IS!! DAMN YOU!!'

Rogue's head moved to the side as she thought this.

" No, we won't try that.."

John walked by her, barely even noticing her on the floor until he accidently tripped over her leg and landed smack dab into the wall.

" Oww, bloody 'ell…"

Rogue sat up, grinning.

" Hey there, Aussie…"

John turned around, rubbing his sore forehead.

" Oh hi there Sheila, what are you doing there on the floor?"

Rogue shrugged as she flopped back upon the floor, her head landing with a sound thwack.

" Thinkin' on how to escape this place…"

John nodded his head, understanding her dilemma. Flopping down next to her, he began to scratch his chin in a thoughtful way.

" Well Sheila, you could always ask Piotr to drive you down town…"

Rogue shook her head.

" Naah, Piotr don't strike me as the type to play carpool…"

John frowned slightly but nodded his head in agreement.

" Eh, he's a little bit uptight but I can see where you're coming from…"

A moment of silence passed before either of them spoke. That was until Rogue started humming the theme song to the Power Puff Girl. She didn't really like the show but the theme was quite catchy.

" Errr…Sheila?…."

" DUN DUN DUN DUNNNA DUNNN…"

John stared at Rogue for a moment..

" Sheila?… The PowerPuff Girls?"

Rogue moved her head left and right.

" DUN DUN DUNNN DUN DUN DUNNNN…"

John held up his hand.

" No Sheila, you can't sing that song.."

Rogue stared at him.

" Wha--What… Why?"

John stood up slowly and walked over to the window, the light streamed in illuminating his orange hair, making it seem as if it were on fire.

" That song is not the one we must sing at a time like this… No No… "

Rogue pulled herself into a standing position, her auburn hair flopped over the side of her face.

" Then what is, pray tell?"

John held his hand up into the air, all dignified like.

" WA WA WA WAAAAAA, I've been feeling triiiied baby!!…"

Rogue caught on immediately and joined in.

" Trying to hold back these feelings for soooo long…"

Remy walked into the room.

" And if you feel like ah feel baby, Oww… C'mon…WOAH..C'mon.."

Remy smirked before joining in.

" Let's get it on…. WAAaaaaAaAAAAAh Baby… Let's get it on…"

Rogue leaned her head on his shoulder.

" Let's get it On baby…"

John threw his arms over both Remy's and Rogue's shoulders and led them out of the room and into the lobby. Piotr and Hank sat in the room, reading the newspaper.

" Let's get it Ooonn… sugah…."

Hank glanced up from the editorials to stare at Rogue in amusement.

" LEt's get it on, WoooHoo Hoooo…"

Pietro zipped into the room and noticed the lovely festivities taking place.

" We all sensitive people, so much to give….understand each other…"

All three men whipped around dramatically with the exception of Hank and Piotr, who were watching on in mild amazement.

" Givin' yourself to me, can never be wrong… If the love is true… "

Pietro ducked his head down.

" Oh baby…"

" WOOHOOO HOOOOO…."

" What the hell is going on here?" came a bellowing voice from out of nowhere.

Rogue smirked wildly at Magneto.

" Singing.."

Magneto glared at her.

" And what brought this on?"

John shrugged next to her.

" Boredom does that to ya mate."

Magneto cocked an eyebrow.

" Yes, well that's all fine and dandy, but tone it down a bit… I must concentrate."

With this he walked out of the room, leaving a huge awkward silence behind.

" Uhmm…okay uh, Ah'm gonna go now.."

Rogue walked out of the room, leaving the others behind.

" Wait, where's she going?" spoke Hank aloud.

John shrugged.

" The Sheila just said she needed to escape…"

Pietro cocked an eyebrow at his words, but it did not go unnoticed.

" 'Eh Speedy, why y' cockin' yo eyebrow all knowin' like an' such?"

Pietro glanced over at Remy, his eyes wide.

" I was doing no such thing…" he spoke wryly.

Remy eyed him suspiciously.

" Oui, y' did…"

Pietro darted his eyes from side to side.

" You speak lies, deceit and lies…"

Hank spoke up.

" Actually no, he speaks the truth… we all saw you do it…"

Piotr nodded his head.

" Yes, I agree…. "

Pietro began to panic.

" I uh….I'm going to go now…"

Without a second glance, Pietro zipped out of the room. Remy stared over at the others.

" So, what are we goin' t' do now? "

John shrugged.

" Dunno, that was our only sense of amusement…"

They sat in relative silence until the familiar sound of clicking snapped them out of it.

" John, what are you doing? " asked Piotr

They all looked at John, who was sitting their flicking his lighter precariously.

" Uh, Johnny… Remy t'inks y' need t' stop flicking dat dere light…"

John shook his head.

" I don't want to mate…"

" No harm has come from this yet…"

Remy glanced at Hank.

" Y' never had to deal with having y' hair burned off have y'?"

Hank blinked at him.

" No, not that I remember. "

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Rogue wandered the base.

" Ugh, getting kinda bored…."

A breeze of wind passed by her.

" Oh hi, Pie Pie…" she sighed.

Pietro stopped in front of her.

" I heard you need a way into town.."

Rogue nodded her head dully, the boredom was becoming too much .

" Shure do…. " her accent drawing thick.

Pietro grinned at her.

" Then you should have asked me…"

Rogue glanced over at Pietro.

" Ya aren't gonna?… "

Pietro nodded his head. Before she could retort, a huge explosion sounded off in the lobby.

" Oh dear, it seems that Johnny Boy has gotten a wee bit bored…."

Pietro nodded. Suddenly a very bald looking Hank flew by them, a portion of his fur on fire.

" AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHH!!"

A long stream of curse words followed, making even Rogue flinch.

' Tsk Tsk, Dr. McCoy has a bit of a sailor mouth…'

Remy walked out moments after, his trench coat burnt to shreds. His face wet with tears and they just kept on streaming.

" Maaah coooaat… Mah Beautiful trench coat…..WWWWWWWHHHYYY!!!"

Rogue blinked and watched him run down the hallway, very girlishly, sobbing all the way. Magneto burst into the lobby and a small commotion sounded off followed by quiet.

Then out strolled Magneto, the master of magnetism, dragging a whining Pyro out holding his favorite silver lighter.

" It was an accident mate, She didn't mean it… She didn't expect him to be sitting so close….NO PLEASE!! NOT THE DARK ROOM! NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

A slam of a door later on, was Rogue and Pietro's only sign of where John had been dragged.

" Hmm, John--has-to-go-through-fire-therapy-again.."

Rogue tsked loudly.

" Anyways, so are we gonna go t'town or not?"

Pietro blinked.

" Oh yeah…grab my arm.."

Rogue grabbed his arm.

" Yay, I can sense the fun already…"

With that, both Pietro and Rogue zoomed out of the base and headed into town where a whole new list of adventures where to ensue.

There we go!! Fabulous !! A new chapter!! Sure, it was pointless but I'm in a weird mood.

REVIEW FOR ME PLEASE!!

RoguesHeart