Foxey: Okay, this might sound a bit weird but I'm going to interview Rodimus twice, once where I'm being a meanie and in the second one I'll be nice. Also, to answer any questions on why this isn't Hound, well…Certain people wanted Roddi to be interviewed real bad. O_o. Now that that's out of the way, lets get started.
*Rodimus walks into the studio*
Rodimus: Hello, sorry I'm late.
Foxey: I bet you are, care to tell me why you're late?
Rodimus: I didn't feel like coming in, I was with someone.
Foxey:*Glares* BAD excuse!
Rodimus:*Shrugs* um, sorry. Can we get started now? I've got a busy schedule.
Foxey: Okay. Question 1~ Who taught you how to lead? And don't you dare say Optimus Prime.
Rodimus: Um, no one.
Foxey: That would explain a lot of things.
Rodimus: Explain what?
Foxey: Your poor excuse of leading.
Rodimus: Ouch, aren't you being a little rough?
Foxey: I don't sugar coat things, sorry.
Rodimus:*starting to get mad* And why do you think my leading skills suck?
Foxey: I didn't say they sucked, you just said it for me.
Rodimus: Well then tell me why my leading skills are a poor excuse!
Foxey: You lost the Matrix for God's sake!
Rodimus: Oh boy, not you too! It was an accident, it's not like I meant to lose the stupid thing!
Foxey: Sureee, I believe you. Accident my arse!
Rodimus: Next question please.
Foxey: Fine- Question 2~ How come you didn't want the Matrix back after you lost it?
Rodimus: Because I didn't want to be leader at the time! How many times do I have to say it you dolt!
Foxey:*Hits Rodimus on the head with a foam bat* Be nice! All I'm doing is interviewing you. Baka!
Rodimus: Ouch.
Foxey: Shame on you! Question 3~ What did you do when you were Hotrod? Besides being a butt I mean.
Rodimus: You are a VERY loving child you know that? I used to fish, hang with Springer and Arcee. Oh and tick off Kup every now and then.
Foxey: It's not very hard for you to tick off anyone.
Rodimus: Hey…..
Foxey: Question 4~ Do you have any feelings for anyone?
Rodimus: I do.
Foxey: And who would that be?
Rodimus: What makes you think I would tell you?
Foxey: Just tell me, please? *Gets big puppy dog eyes*
Rodimus: Ohhh, alright.
Foxey: Yay!
Rodimus: You're just jumping for joy aren't you?
Foxey: Kinda, I always get the crushes from each of my interviewers.
Rodimus: Really? I kinda have a thing for Magnus.
Foxey:*Eye starts to twitch again* Back off, he's mine!
Rodimus: Oh really? What makes you think that?
Foxey: Why on Earth would he want an obnoxious brat whose stuck up when he could have me?
Rodimus: I don't know if you've realized it or not but Magnus is a transformer, you're a human.
Foxey: So nice to see you're keeping up with the times Rodimus.
Rodimus:*Gives Foxey the finger*
Foxey:*starts to hit Rodimus on the head with her foam bat* That was uncalled for! And you call yourself leader of the Autobots!
Rodimus: I don't have to take this abuse! I'm leaving! *Storms off toward the door*
Foxey: *Still bopping Rodimus* Fine, leave!
*Rodimus leaves the studio*
Foxey: Butthole!
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Well, I hope the NON Rodimus fans are happy. The next chapter will be for the Rodimus Prime. ^_^
Later!
