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Ohhoo yeah, I 'm back and with a vengeance babes!! I still have spy ware in my system and it's quite annoying but you learn to live with it.
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Star-Of-Chaos: Oh hoo yes, I do have a sick mind. It's how I work. I'm a complicated psychotic person. One part: pointless insanity. Second part: Deep emotional conflicts which induce insanity. Fun times those are. Oh don't worry, Remy'll get some compensation later. For right now, Roguey has to finish her job.
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Recap: Last chapter revolved around Rogue remembering a small part of past that contributed to her insanity. They bagged Kiosuke and some random lady. Quoted a few one liners and went off clubbing. Fun times those were.. . Fun times. . .
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Chapter 11: Session #2 Far Way from Here
" You don't remember me,
but I remember you. . . . "
Rogue flopped down upon the couch, her legs swinging over the arm. Monty laid sprawled out across the table, his legs and arms dangling over it.
Theo was in the other room, supposedly interrogating Kiosuke. Unfortunately, none of them spoke Japanese and it seemed that was the only language Kiosuke could speak.
" Soooo…" drawled out Monty sleepily.
Rogue lazily flopped her head over to stare at Monty.
" What?"
Monty rolled over and landed hard on the floor.
" I'm bored."
Rogue sighed aloud.
" Ah am too….Where's Emma when ya need her."
Monty snapped his head up to stare at Rogue.
" Emma? I could've sworn that you hated her…"
Rogue rubbed her forehead with the palm of her hand.
" Ah do. It's just fun t' torture her.."
Monty smacked his head back upon the floor.
" It sure is, my little Emmy-kins was always a hoot."
Both Rogue and Monty began to reminisce on the good ol' days when they had first Emma and she had acted all cute and innocent. That was until the second day, when she had found out that Vera had used up all of the hot water. Then the bitch came out. She had went into diva mode, oh yeah, diva mode, and literally almost ripped Vera's head off, then called in for her "rich" daddy so he'd pick her up and take her to a spa. The day after, Vera got her back by dying all of her clothes brown, the same color as shit. It was safe to say that she had quite the fit. Rogue didn't stop laughing for an entire week after that episode.
" Hmm. . . How about if we become crime fighters for a day?" he asked.
Rogue scratched her chin thoughtfully.
" Crime fighters eh? Ya mean like last time?"
Monty grinned at her.
{ Strange past moment/scenario shared between Monty and Rogue}
Rogue was be standing in front some forty five year old guy, and then she just walks over to him and simply says
"Hey you, yeah you there, why don't you turn yourself into the authorities?"
Then the guy stood there, looking at her funny, and most likely thinking she was some strange psychopath. Out loud he either says no or fuck you; or something of that general order.
Then after that, Rogue gestured to Monty, who was holding a rabies infested Doberman pinscher named Cujo. Then Rogue asked the man again.
" Hey you, why don't you go turn yourself into your local authorities?"
Then of course the man said no again or fuck you; or something of that general order. Rogue then pointed over to the dog, and gesture to the man; then she stated:
" Well then, ah'm goin' t' give ya two choices, turn ya' self into the authorities an' spend about what five months in jail or mah rabies infested mutt ova' here can literally take a bite out of crime. "
Then the man looked afraid for a moment before doubting Rogue's ability to watch a man get mauled by a rabies infested Doberman.
" Oh you wouldn't do that girl.." he'd say.
Rogue simply smirked at him and shook her finger at him.
" Oh but ah would, ah really would."
The man backed away slowly from her, his eyes wide. Rogue grinned at him and gestured to Monty to let go of Cujo. The man broke out into a full blown dash, attempting to outrun the psycho mutt. Rogue and Monty stood next to each other, rooting Cujo on as the dog chased the man down the street. At the end of the block, the dog lunged upon the older man's back and started mauling away.
Both Rogue and Monty laughed until Theo stepped out of the house and frowned at the sight before him.
" Umm, you do know that wasn't the child pedophile I was talking about right?"
Rogue glanced over at Theo, her eyebrows raised.
" Really? Ya said his last name was Phillips.."
Theo shook his head.
" No I said his last name was Phillipe, he's from France."
Monty placed a hand over his mouth as his eyes drifted over to where the older guy was still getting mauled.
" Oops.."
{ End Strange Flashback/Scenario memory thingie}
Rogue and Monty glanced over to each other and then laughed.
" No, let's not do that…"
" Yeah, Ah don't think we want t' go back t' court again…"
{Flash Back: Court Scene}
" You do know why you are here, don't you?" asked Judge Judy
Rogue stared innocently up at the lady.
" Ah honestly can't say ah do…" she drawled out.
Judge Judy frowned at Rogue, her brown locks of hair falling in front of her face.
" You had that man, mauled by your dog and you say you don't know why you're here?! Don't lie young lady, you know darn well why you're here.."
Rogue held up her hand.
" Well Miss Judge Lady, your highness. . . If ya already knew ah knew, why did ya ask if ah knew ah was here?"
Judge Judy slammed her gavel down with a loud bang.
" Don't back sass me young lady! I'm the judge here!"
Rogue placed her hands on her hips and frowned thoughtfully.
" Ya may be the judge but ya shure are dense…"
" WHAT?!!"
Rogue waved her hand nonchalantly.
" This is a court right? Well, why do ya act like this is some kind of after school special or another episode of Ricky Lake or Oprah? Instead of ya dragging out the sentence with prolonged speeches, why don't you give me the amount ah must pay in reparations for the injuries Mr. Phillips received?"
Judge Judy stared at her blankly, her mouth agape. The whole court room grew silent much to the dismay of Monty and Theo who were seated in the audience, their heads in their hands.
" Fine, you want me to give you your sentence Miss… Rogue is it?"
Rogue nodded her head defiantly.
" Yes ah do."
Judge Judy slammed her gavel hard upon the stand.
" FIFTY YEARS IN PRISON!!"
{End FLASHBACK}
Rogue grinned at that memory. She had to go through hell in order to evade the police so they couldn't take her to jail.
" Hmm, Ah need t' go buy Remy a new trench coat. . . "
Monty flopped across the couch, half of his body sprawled on top of her.
" Hey stop crushin' me Monty!!"
Monty groaned and refused to move. Rogue kicked her legs and knocked him onto the floor.
" OWW.."
Rogue sighed and shook her head. Sitting up slowly, she stared forlornly at the door.
" Need t' go t' the store…but too lazy t' stand up…"
Monty laughed even though his face was still smothered into the floor.
" Hey Rogue Come here!! I need your help lifting this…" sounded off Vera.
Rogue darted off the couch and practically flew through the door. Monty following tout suite.
Rogue dashed into the garage.
Eh, it's like I dunno, 12:30 in the morning or night or whatever and I'm too lazy to type anymore so NYAAAHH!!! (sticks out tongue)
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