Apollo: All I've ever wanted was to be a human! It's what I've dreamed of. They're the dominant species after all. And, what's worst is that I think that I have a crush on my owner, Isis. It's so weird; I have never experienced this with other felines, just her. And she had to be human, I mean, I had to be a cat.
A cat's life stinks! The food smells, I can't use the toilet, and Isis always suspects that I want to eat her pet beta fish, Kibbler. As if I want to eat a fish that fights back! I heard from Kari, one of the neighbor's cats, that fighting fish taste good, but on my opinion, they are not worth loosing your tongue over.
Well, anyway, a cat's life stinks. I've been hearing humans think that they want to be cats! That's crazy! They have no idea…
Isis: Ugh, looks like Apollo wants out. Man, I wish I could be a cat! It'd be so easy. Scratch your owner's leg if you want food, scratch the door if you want out, get away with everything, and socialize with other cats. Those cats can't get a better life than that.
If cats wanted to be human, boy, I'd gladly give up my body for theirs! See how they do with homework and peer pressure! A fifteen year old girl wants to be a cat. Crazy.
Well, It seems that Apollo accuses me of stealing his stuffed mouse, when I put it into the washer to clean it. I mean, who wouldn't? All of his friend cats plays with it, and what have their paws touched? Then, they go ahead and wipe their grimy paws on his toys and here I am doing him a favor by washing it and he hisses.
He hisses. That's another cool thing cats can do! They can hiss a warning when they're about to strike! It's like one of those "back off" signals!
If cats ever want to be a human, I'd gladly switch places with her or him! I doubt they would want my place in society. They have no idea…
Baron paced the wood floors of his home, wondering what on earth he would do with Muta consuming every bit of food in the house.
"Muta, do you ever realize that you're fat enough so you don't have to eat all of Baron's food to make your point?" Toto chirped from ledge.
Muta snarled, "Who asked you bird-brain!"
"Haven't you over used those comebacks fatso!"
Baron stepped in to the discussion, "Muta, Toto, dinner is ready."
Muta instantly looked Baron's way, "What're having'?"
Baron sighed and continued setting out plates.
Isis went over to Apollo was snoozing and knelt beside him. "Hey little dude, your food's out in the kitchen." Isis blinked. Why am I talking to my cat?
Apollo stretched and yawned. "Merrrrow rowr(I'm not hungry)."
Isis scratched his ear, "I know you're too tired to get up you fat lazy fur ball. I'll just carry you!" Isis swept him up in her arms.
"Rowr mmeow (I'm fat)!"
"Awww, little Apollo, you must be starving!" She placed him in front of his bowl of foul smelling food with an unmistakable stench.
I know that odor from anywhere… Apollo thought while slowly eating the vile tasting food to please his owner. Ugh, humans are so lucky they don't have to eat this crap.
Well, this one was really short, but it's just an introduction. I hoped you like it! I'll make the next one as soon as possible!