The Bumblebee Interview
Foxey: Hello all. Today we have a special guest with us~Kristina! She's gonna help me interview Bumblebee.
Kristina: Hey!
Bumblebee: Hey Ya! How ya doin?
Foxey: *Happily hugs Bumblebee*
Bumblebee: Um thanks.
Foxey: No pro~ Well look who showed his head.
Kristina: Uh oh….
*Ultra Magnus walks into the studio*
Magnus: I believe this is yours Foxey. *Hands over her foam bat*
Foxey: Oh thank you. *Takes bat* Now I've got something to tell you Magnus. *Smiles sweetly*
Magnus: *gulps* What's that Foxey?
Foxey: Don't *bop* You *Bop* Ever *Bop* Take *Bop* My *Bop* Bat *Bop* Again! *bop*
Magnus: Alright! Just stop hitting me!
Kristina: -_-; there they go again…
Foxey: okay.
Bumblebee: O_o
Foxey: Now look what you've done! *Hits Magnus again* You scared my next interviewer.
Magnus: How's it my fault?! *Sees Foxey raise her bat* Never mind, I'll just leave! One word of advice Bumblebee~ Do NOT tick off Foxey. She can be the spawn of the devil sometimes. And Watch Kristina too…
Foxey: Someone is pushing buttons that shouldn't be pushed……
Magnus: That's my cue to leave. May Primus be with you Bumblebee.
Bumblebee: O_o Right…
Foxey: Magnus leave!
Magnus: Going! By the way~ Hi Kristina.*throws her an autograph .Runs out of the studio*
Foxey: -_- that bot is impossible sometimes.
Kristina: Hey there Magnus! Thanks for the autograph!
Bumblebee: That was interesting…..
Kristina: Bumblebee! *Runs up and hugs him*
Bumblebee: *Blushes*
Foxey and Kristina: Awwww!
Bumblebee: What's with the bat Foxey?
Foxey: Sorry, I usually need my bat with some of the interviewers.
Bumblebee: Who have you used it on?
Foxey: Lets see…..Rodimus Prime, Megatron, Ultra Magnus. They were all being butts.
Bumblebee: Oh I see.
Foxey: Good, Lets start now, K?
Bumblebee: Okay.
Foxey: Question 1~ Have you ever been frustrated with your shortness?
Bumblebee: All the time. It's kinda hard to look up to everyone just to talk to them or something. Although I usually feel better after I talk to Cliffjumper I feel better.
Foxey: Don't feel bad, I'm short too.
Bumblebee: Thanks.
Foxey: Your welcome. Now Question 2~ What's with you and Spike?
Bumblebee: What do you mean? We just have a special bond. I've known him since he was about 17.
Foxey: Oh……….So you 2 aren't a pair?
Bumblebee: Um………..It might be one sided……..
Foxey: So you do "Like" Spike?
Bumblebee: Sorta kinda……..
Kristina: I knew it!
Foxey: How cute. Question 3~ Who else do you like?
Bumblebee: Are you stuck on romance or something?
Kristina: Yes
Foxey: I'm just curious.
Bumblebee: *Sighs* Well……….I do kinda have a thing for Cliffjumper…..
Foxey: Awww……..
Bumblebee: *blushes*
Foxey: You're very easy to embarrass. Lets move on. Question 4~ What do you do in your free time?
Bumblebee: Hang around with Spike or Cliffjumper, surf the internet and listen to music.
Foxey: Sounds like my afternoons.
Bumblebee: Neat.
Foxey: Now we can all talk now that that's out of the way.
Bumblebee: I don't like the sound of that…
Kristina: Ah don't worry, it's just us…
Bumblebee: How old are you two?
Foxey: …
Bumblebee: And you Kris?
Kristina: *coughs* 20
Bumblebee: And you still like TF?
Kristina: I was an 80s child okay?
Foxey: My parents had me watch you guys instead of Barney…
Bumblebee: Probably for your health…
Foxey: Yeah….
Bumblebee: I've heard you do mean things to characters Kristina…
Kristina: Oh? From who?
Bumblebee: Lionel Luthor.
Kristina: Wait, you talked to him? Damn I thought he only had a weird thing for Martha Kent now.
Bumblebee" Jonathon Kent's wife?! If he knew that Jonathon would kill him.
Kristina: Wait, you watch the show?
Bumblebee" yeah with Optimus sometimes.
Kristina: Optimus watches it too?
Bumblebee: Yeah, I think he has a thing for Lex Luthor.
Kristina: O_o Who doesn't?
Foxey: *blinks* You 2 both lost me…
Bumblebee: Sorry
Kristina: Aw, poor Foxey…
Kristina: So you like human Tv?
Bumblebee: It's very interesting. It's totally different from the entertainment back home.
Kristina: What was your entertainment on Cybertron?
Bumblebee: Lots of car races, card games and the Arcade.
Kristina: Sounds like a bit here
Bumblebee: Sure I guess.
Kristina: Ya know about TF Slash right?
Foxey: X_x Kristina!
Kristina: What?
Bumblebee: *sighes* Yes….hey, why do you have a big grin on your face?
Foxey: Oh boy….
Kristina: *Gets starry-eyed* Oh you see me and Foxey have 2 TF ficys up.
Bumblebee: Primus save us all. This could get scarry….
Kristina: Hey I haven't killed off anyone alright?
Bumblebee: Really? I'm impressed.
Foxey: Yeah, it is.
Kristina: Oh thanks Foxey!
Foxey: ^_^
Kristina: Well wait, Optimus is dead, but that's cause of the show…
Bumblebee: That happens a lot doesn't it?
Foxey: That's what happens to goody-goodies…
Kristina: Foxey….^_^()…Seems like nice guys do finish last…
Bumblebee: Seems like it….
Bumblebee: Do you have a thing for Rodimus Prime?
Foxey: O_o
Kristina: *Gets real red in the face* What?
Bumblebee: Just asking…So do you?
Kristina: *Coughes* No actually…
Bumblebee: Oh, who do you like?
Kristina: Elita-1
Bumblebee: ^^;;
Foxey: *Tries not to snicker*
Kristina: Hello I'm not straight..
Bumblebee: *Faints*
Foxey: Hmm, Ultra Magnus was right…
Kristina: Tell me again why I had to say that….
Foxey: Cause Magnus said this would be his reaction….
Kristina: Ohhh
Foxey: So who do ya like Kristina?
Kristina: Starscream….
Foxey: Ahhh! That's cute!
Kristina: ^_^
Foxey: Well, that's it for this interview. Thanks for dropping by Kristina.
Kristina: No problem.
Foxey: Please review and next time I'm gonna interview Perceptor…
Kristina: That'll be fun…
Foxey: I hope so…see ya people!
