The Bumblebee Interview

Foxey: Hello all. Today we have a special guest with us~Kristina! She's gonna help me interview Bumblebee.

Kristina: Hey!

Bumblebee: Hey Ya! How ya doin?

Foxey: *Happily hugs Bumblebee*

Bumblebee: Um thanks.

Foxey: No pro~ Well look who showed his head.

Kristina: Uh oh….

*Ultra Magnus walks into the studio*

Magnus: I believe this is yours Foxey. *Hands over her foam bat*

Foxey: Oh thank you. *Takes bat* Now I've got something to tell you Magnus. *Smiles sweetly*

Magnus: *gulps* What's that Foxey?

Foxey: Don't *bop* You *Bop* Ever *Bop* Take *Bop* My *Bop* Bat *Bop* Again! *bop*

 Magnus: Alright! Just stop hitting me!

Kristina: -_-; there they go again…

Foxey: okay.

Bumblebee: O_o

Foxey: Now look what you've done! *Hits Magnus again* You scared my next interviewer.

Magnus: How's it my fault?! *Sees Foxey raise her bat* Never mind, I'll just leave! One word of advice Bumblebee~ Do NOT tick off Foxey. She can be the spawn of the devil sometimes. And Watch Kristina too…

Foxey: Someone is pushing buttons that shouldn't be pushed……

Magnus: That's my cue to leave. May Primus be with you Bumblebee.

Bumblebee: O_o Right…

Foxey: Magnus leave!

Magnus: Going! By the way~ Hi Kristina.*throws her an autograph .Runs out of the studio*

Foxey: -_- that bot is impossible sometimes.

Kristina: Hey there Magnus! Thanks for the autograph!

Bumblebee: That was interesting…..

Kristina: Bumblebee! *Runs up and hugs him*

Bumblebee: *Blushes*

Foxey and Kristina: Awwww!

Bumblebee: What's with the bat Foxey?

Foxey: Sorry, I usually need my bat with some of the interviewers.

Bumblebee: Who have you used it on?

Foxey: Lets see…..Rodimus Prime, Megatron, Ultra Magnus. They were all being butts.

Bumblebee: Oh I see.

Foxey: Good, Lets start now, K?

Bumblebee: Okay.

Foxey: Question 1~ Have you ever been frustrated with your shortness?

Bumblebee: All the time. It's kinda hard to look up to everyone just to talk to them or something. Although I usually feel better after I talk to Cliffjumper I feel better.

Foxey: Don't feel bad, I'm short too.

Bumblebee: Thanks.

Foxey: Your welcome. Now Question 2~ What's with you and Spike?

Bumblebee: What do you mean? We just have a special bond. I've known him since he was about 17.

Foxey: Oh……….So you 2 aren't a pair?

Bumblebee: Um………..It might be one sided……..

Foxey: So you do "Like" Spike?

Bumblebee: Sorta kinda……..

Kristina: I knew it!

Foxey: How cute. Question 3~ Who else do you like?

Bumblebee: Are you stuck on romance or something?

Kristina:  Yes

Foxey: I'm just curious.

Bumblebee: *Sighs* Well……….I do kinda have a thing for Cliffjumper…..

Foxey: Awww……..

Bumblebee: *blushes*

Foxey: You're very easy to embarrass. Lets move on. Question 4~ What do you do in your free time?

Bumblebee: Hang around with Spike or Cliffjumper, surf the internet and listen to music.

Foxey: Sounds like my afternoons.

Bumblebee: Neat.

Foxey: Now we can all talk now that that's out of the way.

Bumblebee: I don't like the sound of that…

Kristina: Ah don't worry, it's just us…

Bumblebee: How old are you two?

Foxey: …

Bumblebee: And you Kris?

Kristina: *coughs* 20

Bumblebee: And you still like TF?

Kristina: I was an 80s child okay?

Foxey: My parents had me watch you guys instead of Barney…

Bumblebee: Probably for your health…

Foxey: Yeah….

Bumblebee: I've heard you do mean things to characters Kristina…

Kristina: Oh? From who?

Bumblebee: Lionel Luthor.

Kristina: Wait, you talked to him? Damn I thought he only had a weird thing for Martha Kent now.

Bumblebee" Jonathon Kent's wife?! If he knew that Jonathon would kill him.

Kristina: Wait, you watch the show?

Bumblebee" yeah with Optimus sometimes.

Kristina: Optimus watches it too?

Bumblebee: Yeah, I think he has a thing for Lex Luthor.

Kristina: O_o Who doesn't?

Foxey: *blinks* You 2 both lost me…

Bumblebee: Sorry

Kristina: Aw, poor Foxey…

Kristina: So you like human Tv?

Bumblebee: It's very interesting. It's totally different from the entertainment back home.

Kristina: What was your entertainment on Cybertron?

Bumblebee: Lots of car races, card games and the Arcade.

Kristina: Sounds like a bit here   

Bumblebee: Sure I guess.

Kristina: Ya know about TF Slash right?

Foxey: X_x Kristina!

Kristina: What?

Bumblebee: *sighes* Yes….hey, why do you have a big grin on your face?

Foxey: Oh boy….

Kristina: *Gets starry-eyed* Oh you see me and Foxey have 2 TF ficys up.

Bumblebee: Primus save us all. This could get scarry….

Kristina: Hey I haven't killed off anyone alright?

Bumblebee:  Really? I'm impressed.

Foxey: Yeah, it is.

Kristina: Oh thanks Foxey!

Foxey: ^_^

Kristina:  Well wait, Optimus is dead, but that's cause of the show…

Bumblebee: That happens a lot doesn't it?

Foxey: That's what happens to goody-goodies…

Kristina: Foxey….^_^()…Seems like nice guys do finish last…

Bumblebee: Seems like it….

Bumblebee: Do you have a thing for Rodimus Prime?

Foxey: O_o

Kristina: *Gets real red in the face* What?

Bumblebee: Just asking…So do you?

Kristina: *Coughes* No actually…

Bumblebee: Oh, who do you like?

Kristina: Elita-1

Bumblebee: ^^;;

Foxey: *Tries not to snicker*

Kristina: Hello I'm not straight..

Bumblebee: *Faints*

Foxey: Hmm, Ultra Magnus was right…

Kristina: Tell me again why I had to say that….

Foxey: Cause Magnus said this would be his reaction….

Kristina: Ohhh

Foxey: So who do ya like Kristina?

Kristina: Starscream….

Foxey: Ahhh! That's cute!

Kristina: ^_^

Foxey: Well, that's it for this interview. Thanks for dropping by Kristina.

Kristina: No problem.

Foxey: Please review and next time I'm gonna interview Perceptor…

Kristina:  That'll be fun…

Foxey: I hope so…see ya people!