Foxey: Hey guys!! Long time no see huh? Sorry, I got swamped with school work. But I worked on most of this during study hall. Any who, today I got Perceptor with me. It should be fun…..

Perceptor: Greetings Foxey, I thank you for allowing me to come in today.

Foxey: Oh yea…no problem. *Eye starts to twitch*

Perceptor: Is there difficulties with your eyes?

Foxey: No…it's the way you're talking. It makes you sound like a geek.

Perceptor: I am not a geek rest a sure.

Foxey: Do you know any slang?!

Perceptor: No. Slang is just a sorry language for people who don't know proper language.

Foxey: Oh really…*Eye starts to twitch again*Can you name some humans who talk like that?

Perceptor: Oh yes…there's Eminem…Ja Rule…..Jay-Z…

Foxey: Stop right there! You just don't like rap do you?

Perceptor: No, Rap is not music. I don't know what you call it.

Foxey: That does it! *Whacks Perceptor with her bat* I happen to like Rap!

Perceptor: OW! That hurt!

Foxey: Let's get some ground rules down- 1) NO dissing on any that you think isn't cool, it's liable to be the exact opposite. 2) No geek talk anymore. It's really getting on my nerves. Ok?

Perceptor: Um yes….I got it.

Foxey: Good, now why don't we start? K?

Perceptor: That would be most sat~ *Sees Foxey raising her bat* That would be cool.

Foxey: Good boy. Question 1~ What do you do in your free time?

Perceptor: I do enjoy fixing my work area…

Foxey: Watch it… you're talking geek again. You know the penalty is for that.

Perceptor: Yeah *Rubs his head* I know.

Foxey: What else do you like?

Perceptor: Well….I do another thing….

Foxey: Go on…

Perceptor: I don't want to say, it's bad…

Foxey: How bad?

Perceptor: Really bad…

Foxey: Oh do tell!

Perceptor: Well I….

Foxey: *leans in* Uh huh..

Perceptor: I watch TV!

Foxey: *Falls out of her seat* O_o What?! I watch TV all the time!

Perceptor: It scrambles your mind! It's evil!!

Foxey: Bad boy! *Whacks Perceptor again* You talked geek AND dissed TV in the same sentence! That's a huge no no!

Perceptor: Owie…can we move on please!?

Foxey: Don't yell and yea we'll move on.

Perceptor: Oh you're one of the ones that use slang, that explains some things…

Foxey: I'm gonna ignore that little comment. Question 2~ What in the hell where you doin' watching Jerry Springer?!

Perceptor: O_o I didn't watch Optimus!

Foxey: I said Jerry Springer! Not Optimus you crack head! -_-;; How do you confuse those two?!

*Foxey's computer beeps*

Foxey: Yea! E-Mail! Hmmm, *looks at e-mail* It's from Optimus and Magnus!

Foxey,

Hey! I heard that you were interviewing Perceptor Today. Do me and Magnus a favor. Whack him a couple of times with your bat. Magnus says he knows you have it with you.

        Thanks,

                   Optimus and Magnus

Perceptor: You got to be kidding me…you aren't going to hit me are you  Foxey?

Foxey: *Evil grins* Well seeing how the asked SO nicely…..*Hits Perceptor 4 times*

Perceptor: Ow! He said a couple, meaning two! Not four darn it!

Foxey: Whose counting?

Perceptor: ME!!

Foxey: Too bad. Now answer the question.

Perceptor: *Sighs* I've never watched it. I don't know what you're talking about.

Foxey: How did I know you was gonna say that? Luckily I had Blaster send in the type of you watching it. Why don't we watch it hmmm?

Perceptor: O_o No! Please have mercy!

Foxey: I have no clue what mercy means. *Puts the type in*

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Foxey: Yes I know, I left off at a really good part. I have a good reason for it. I really wanted  to get this up because I have this huge Constitution project due for Civics class and it's gonna take me awhile to get it done. As soon as I get that done you all will receive the next part. K? If you're not too ticked off please review. Thanks!